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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Afraid of dying in my sleep
 
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staplegun
Sep 21, 2003

 Have them hook up your heart to an alarm clock so that when it stops the alarm goes off and wakes you up. Then you can do a fist pump that you aren't asleep while you die (and then you die)

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Afraid of dying in my sleep