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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Lost $80 I had in my pocket at Ben's Chili Bowl.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Sgt. Anime Pederast posted:

Who the gently caress goes to bens chili bowl. You deserved it

There were a bunch of people there, so I guess me + my friends and everyone else.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Parallax Scroll posted:

one time i got drunk and then did 9/11. i was so embarassed

Welcome to the forums, W

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
In college I drank too much and threw up on my bed and got some on my collected works of St. Thomas Aquinas vol. 2 as well.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Artic Puma posted:

One time in college I got out of bed and pissed into my backpack instead of walking the 5 feet to the bathroom. My roommate was not pleased.

Why, it wasn't his backpack

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

A misanthrope posted:

well my parents got drunk and 9 months later i was born and thats prtty embarrassing

Sometimes drinking destroys families, other times it creates them :)

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
In a previous iteration of this thread a goon said one time he confused his razor for his toothbrush.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I met some creepy dude who said he had a cask of some wine or liquor or some poo poo. Bar scene was boring af so I decided what the h. Ended up taking me into this cellar thing, getting me hammered, and then brick and mortared me into a section of the cellar. It was awkward af.

Should have called the Poe Poe on him

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Fat Jesus posted:

i got shitfaced at some party of a friend of a friend and when the beer started running out I went around with a hat I found saying MONEY FOR BEER and people gave me like $140 thinking I was going to get more beer but instead I went home and in the morning there was a car out front exactly like mine with the keys in it still so i drove it back to where the party was and my car wasn't there so I left the strange car and walked home all sad then when I got home went around the back and saw my loving car where I left it, later the cops came to next door and after they left I asked the guy wassup and he says some oval office stole his brothers car which was just like mine, poo poo luck I says and went inside to ponder if God really exists.

lmao

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Scroto Baggins posted:

I got real drunk on newyearseve and made a reddit account.

traitor

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Got drunk and told my friends all about gbs.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

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Turns out someone there was active on the forums too a while back so he knew what i was talking about.

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