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My standard "I'm wayyyyy too loving drunk to drive" is wearing thin, I need to switch things up
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 22:01 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 10:42 |
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Try "Soon you will be mine!" with a spanish accent.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 22:02 |
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Comedically timed mouth-foaming?
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 22:04 |
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I'm just sober enough to drive
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 22:04 |
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"i'm cum"
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 22:04 |
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For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread knowledge -I am the man who will now tell you.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 22:04 |
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"Well ain't THAT a dick in the rear end!"
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 22:06 |
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"Does my breath smell like cum to you?"
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 22:08 |
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 22:09 |
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i would laugh at this person but they did get head after all, so props
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 22:12 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:I'm just sober enough to drive It shouldn't be a lie, I'm thinking something like BAZ-INGA or DID I DO THAT?! level of catch phrase
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 22:27 |
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Instead of "are you loving kidding me?" I say "are you loving me? Cause it feels like it"
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 22:40 |
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Bellow, "gently caress THIS loving hosed UP poo poo!" while waving your arms at everything. Repeat until you vomit. Then collapse into the puddle of spew.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 22:55 |
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How often are you supposed to change them out?
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 22:58 |
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Zag-doobel!
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:03 |
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I.C. posted:How often are you supposed to change them out? Theoretically never, but I like to keep things fresh
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:09 |
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Bazungoes!
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:09 |
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"I could go for a power gently caress."
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:09 |
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since you are a shark have you considered "Suck my dick, I'm Professor Shark" ?
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:10 |
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Professor Shark posted:It shouldn't be a lie, I'm thinking something like BAZ-INGA or DID I DO THAT?! level of catch phrase "I'd take BITE out of that!"
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:11 |
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im gonna dip my balls in it
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:11 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:"I'd take BITE out of that!" OOOOOOOOOoooooo
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:12 |
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What about "sharktacular!" You can even use it like this (I give you permission) "wow that was very un-sharktacular!"
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:13 |
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Jukeboxblues posted:What about "sharktacular!" poo poo, I've already used "I'd take a bite out of that! " a few times, but I like this better
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:14 |
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Some dipshit in another thread said that I'm preoccupied with sharks, so I think Sharktacular! could potentially make him feel he's right... on the other hand gently caress him and his family! Sharktacular!
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:16 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:"I'd take BITE out of that!" But this works in so many situations. Sharktacular is good but perhaps for specialized occasions.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:19 |
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"Hitler is homeboy"
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:23 |
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I.C. posted:But this works in so many situations. Sharktacular is good but perhaps for specialized occasions. I think I'll use "Bite" for pitbull and PAWG threads
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:29 |
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"I'm wayyyyy too loving sober to drive"
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:34 |
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"I hear that fella has a gay dad"
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:34 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:since you are a shark have you considered "Suck my dick, I'm Professor Shark" ? Use this one
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:35 |
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"Not I, lord."
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:38 |
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"I'd go whole hog on a nice PAWG" is more of a credo but I think it fits.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:44 |
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"I'll be sober enough to drive after one more beer." I said it once 10 years ago when I was getting really drunk so I wouldn't have to be the DD for my friends. I think you should use this as a catchphrase.
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 23:47 |
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now thats what i call major boner!!!
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# ? Jan 17, 2016 00:02 |
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Crash_N_Burn posted:Use this one thank u
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# ? Jan 17, 2016 00:11 |
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Crash_N_Burn posted:Use this one Celluloid Sam posted:thank u Used it a couple times already, waiting to see if it feels *right*
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# ? Jan 17, 2016 00:13 |
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hate when that happens
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# ? Jan 17, 2016 00:37 |
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www posted:hate when that happens
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# ? Jan 17, 2016 00:42 |
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im gay
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