Colorfinger singing for the Internet 6 McDonalds burger edition with video

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Colorfinger: Feb 5, 2001

Current status: OVER
>> http://www.colorfinger.net/chat <<
If you click that link you will join.

Hello!

Long ago, I used to do things for SA on the front page, but now I just play piano, sing, and play guitar (not all at once) on the forums because I'm way lazier than I used to be. If Lowtax ever asked me to do something for the front page again, I would. Ask me Rich. Ask me. I put that there every time I do one of these. He's never asked me.

If you want to listen and shout at me and shout suggestions for things to play click the link at the top and come join. I'm now streaming via Twitch, so there's way less hassle to come talk.

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Josh-Colorfinger-Jones-153170099792/?fref=ts
Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/sacolorfinger

To submit requests search for "My Song Name by My Artist Chords" in Google. You are specifically looking for chords and not tabs.

Chords look like this and are good:

code:

A B C
Words words words

Tabs look like this and are bad:

code:

+---0---1---2
+---x---x---x
+---0---0---0
+---x---x---x
+---x---x---x
+---x---x---x

Here's a video if you prefer to watch a pre-recorded video rather than watch a non-pre-recorded video.

Colorfinger fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Jan 17, 2016

# ? Jan 17, 2016 01:03

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:09

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Oh man yes I always miss these I am so psyched!

# ? Jan 17, 2016 01:03

Involuntary Sparkle: Aug 12, 2004; Chemo-kitties can have �accidents� too!

Official Colorfinger drinking game

Take a sip when Colorfinger:

- fucks up on words or chords

- stops in the middle of a song to fix a chord/mistake

- has to look up lyrics or chords he hasn't memorized after he has started the song

- improvises lyrics

- laughs uncontrollably

- Mr Blue Sky starts playing

- A Whole New World starts playing

-starts playing any song by Ben Folds

Finish your drink when these songs start:

10ft Cock

Elenor Rigby (2 if autotuned)

Finish your drink when:

- The blue cable comes out (You'll know when this happens)

If anyone dies from the hurricane, pour a drink for the lost homies

# ? Jan 17, 2016 01:12

dAPER: Apr 21, 2005; haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats

get your asses in here

# ? Jan 17, 2016 01:12

eating only apples: Dec 12, 2009; Shall we dance?

He played my favourite song first so I'm happy already but this is always great so watch it

# ? Jan 17, 2016 01:12

Involuntary Sparkle: Aug 12, 2004; Chemo-kitties can have �accidents� too!

Bridges Ain't poo poo

bridges ain't poo poo but cables and bricks

trusses and struts spread out across pits

get the trucks across, every last one

pickups and flatbeds, full or half ton

I used to know a bridge, world's tallest in height

we used to roll across the milau viaduct at night

taller than the ground around your standard streets

and we was ballin on the muthafuckin hangin concrete

peep the poo poo got steep and we was on

crossing the bridge from pylon to pylon.

long as the muthafuckin concrete is flat

I don't give a gently caress where the bridges is at

but she was hanging with a white bridge doin' the poo poo she do

charging us a toll just to get a buck or two

and the two ends she got didn't mean nothin

now she's swaying cause the poo poo she be doin ain't poo poo

bridges that hang can't be beat, but i've found they'll support

all the goods you could import

that's real transportation for your rear end

I once had a bridge named "Sunshine Skyway"

used to be up on them struts like everyday

the crossing was the bomb, had a nigga unsprung

I was in love like a muthafucka drivin in the sun

the homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good

but I'm the maniac in black, mr snoop eastwood

so I figure niggas wouldn't trip with mine

guess what? collapsed under a guy one time.

I'm back in the muthafuckin county jail

six months on my chest, now it's time to bail

I get's released on a hot sunny day

my nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre

Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got the news

Your bridge was failin' while you was draped in your county blues

I ain't been out a second

now I already gotta do

some muthafuckin FEM-checking.

Move up the deck as we groove down the catwalk

see the substructure, dre, pass the glock

shoot out the chords, I take out the floor

the bridge is oscillatin and it's time to go

I uncocked my poo poo

I'm heart broke but I'm still locked

man, gently caress that bridge!

3, 4...

bridges ain't poo poo but cables and bricks

trusses and struts spread out across pits

get the trucks across, every last one

pickups and flatbeds, full or half ton

I used to know a bridge, world's tallest in height

we used to roll across the milau viaduct at night

taller than the ground around your standard streets

and we was ballin on the muthafuckin hangin concrete

peep the poo poo got steep and we was on

crossing the bridge from pylon to pylon.

long as the muthafuckin concrete is flat

I don't give a gently caress where the bridges is at

but she was hanging with a white bridge doin' the poo poo she do

charging us a toll just to get a buck or two

and the two ends she got didn't mean nothin

now she's swaying cause the poo poo she be doin ain't poo poo

bridges that hang can't be beat, but i've found they'll support

all the goods you could import

that's real transportation for your rear end

bridges that hang can't be beat

bridges that hang can't be beat

bridges that hang can't be beat

bridges that hang can't be beat

# ? Jan 17, 2016 01:13