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stop objectifying women
you deserved it
she would have cucked anyway
dont use tinder
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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
It didn't work out that well.

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

sorry i was mean to you op but its true

Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.
You got mad game, son.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
If Chelsea can't handle op at his worst, she doesn't deserve him at his best.

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
so you date from phone op?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


you should never tell people they look good without their piercings they be serious abou that poo poo

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

negger please

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Ha!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
:nsallears:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

wanted to bone
instead got owned
kill urself

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

Novo posted:

so you date from phone op?

well obviously not

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
this is like the internet version of when you pass notes in class and it says do you like me y/n and she crumpled it up and jammed it down your peehole

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
"ugly gently caress" haha :owned:!

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

people who put metal in they face on purpose are freaking crazy

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate
Sounds like she wants it in the butt.

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Chelsea super unliked you on 1/16/16

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
not sure who told u to open with an insult, OP

Bugdrvr
Mar 7, 2003

One of my friends loves to send me her completely oddball Tinder messages which pretty much makes all of them. It's amazing the things people write as an opening message, somehow thinking they will get laid.
I have nearly zero game but at least I don't instantly piss off the person I'm trying to bone before ever actually meeting them. You are in good company OP.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

neg harder bro

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years
More like Truther

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

she called you ugly after she swiped right

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



for fucks sake dan
Nov 30, 2015
charge your phone bro

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

free_pussy.jpg

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Should have sent a dick pic instead

Sir Simon Milligan
Mar 27, 2003

Yes, I have walked along the path of evil many times, it's a twisting curving path, that actually leads to a charming block garden, but beyond that evil!


That's a gimme.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Ape Fist posted:

free_pussy.jpg

holy grail.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Ape Fist posted:

free_pussy.jpg

I actually didn't because I had a date already set up that day with my now GIRLFRIEND

Gorilla Man is off of the market, goons

Edit: iirc I got laid anyways that night :bravo:

Business Gorillas fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Jan 17, 2016

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Ape Fist posted:

free_pussy.jpg

free_pussy.jpg.jar

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Business Gorillas posted:

I actually didn't because I had a date already set up that day with my now GIRLFRIEND

Gorilla Man is off of the market, goons

its finally my turn. you dont really have a girlfriend. i dont believe you.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
"it's ok with me if you're fat"

just trying out some opening lines

"are u wearing pants"
hm
"nice forehead vein you ugly dyke"

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Celluloid Sam posted:

its finally my turn. you dont really have a girlfriend. i dont believe you.

Ralp banned me and I immediately started to get laid. I unbanned myself on weds and I haven't been laid since I got back on SA

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



You've been waiting for all of this time Sid. Namaste

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


what a weight off

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Business Gorillas posted:

Ralp banned me and I immediately started to get laid. I unbanned myself on weds and I haven't been laid since I got back on SA

Hmmmm, checks out

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!




This chick looks like she could be 17 wtf.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



TheMostFrench posted:

This chick looks like she could be 17 wtf.

She was like 28 and had a kid iirc

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Why did she swipe on you if you are ugly op.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Judakel posted:

Why did she swipe on you if you are ugly op.

He was so ugly she just had to tell him

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