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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
:(

It's supposed to be chicken but it's just gross and I don't know why.

It's got one carton of chicken stock, a spoonful of chicken boullion, a pretty big amount of mixed vegetables (corn/carrots/sweet peas/etc), a good handful of rice, chicken chunks, fresh garlic with red pepper flakes and habanero pepper spice in it.

Methanar fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Jan 20, 2016

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Good job loving up the slowest possible cooking easiest prep involved food OP perhaps next you might make a turd out of scrambled eggs somehow???

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i was eating chicken noodle soup once and found what resembled an embryo in it

i do not eat chicken noodle soup anymore

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you can bring back even the worst soups by turning your oven on the highest heat and putting your head inside

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Did one of the ingredients go bad?

doctor iono
May 19, 2005

I LARVA YOU
too much salt?

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

doctor iono posted:

too much salt?

store bought stock + boullion so probably a salty mess

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Orkin Mang posted:

you can bring back even the worst soups by turning your oven on the highest heat and putting your head inside

doctor iono
May 19, 2005

I LARVA YOU

im gaye posted:

store bought stock + boullion so probably a salty mess

this was my thought

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
If you have any chicken stock left just drink it

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
throw in a couple of potatoes, maybe that will fix it. If it doesn't add some lentils, by which point it will be a congealed lump so you can just gently place it in the garbage

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
My gf made some very bad soup the other night so I feel your pain op.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

im gaye posted:

store bought stock
lookit mr fancy here

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

im gaye posted:

store bought stock + boullion so probably a salty mess

definitely what happened.

I don't have any potatoes, what else can I do?

Lets Pickle
Jul 9, 2007

try maybe ladling out a good deal of broth and replacing it with water? It will be less flavorful but edible.

Next time don't add bouillon to stock without tasting the stock first. Or at least assume that store-bought stock will be adequately or oversalted already.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Methanar posted:

definitely what happened.

I don't have any potatoes, what else can I do?

How salty? You could dilute it and add more chicken and vegies if it's not too bad. You could add cream.

Your big problem if it was a quick soup is that most of the flavour is coming from the stock/bouillon and not from simmered chicken and vegies.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Try adding a bucket of semen in it.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
another great tip for what to do when your soup turns out to taste disgusting is to eat it anyway, pussy

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
go back to the lol thread :argh:

Real Cool Catfish
Jun 6, 2011
Friend once had a misprint in a recipe for risotto, said to add 24 stock cubes, instead of 2-4. Claimed she thought it was a bit much and only put in 16.

No one asked for more.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I'm banned from the league thread.

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

You hosed up, son. Soup is easy and you should feel ashamed.

That said, go get good soup so you can cry your unflavored tears into it.

naem
May 29, 2011

I ate a bunny

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

take your gizzards, carcass, carrot ends, celery ends, onion scraps and peel and make stock for next time

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
u got to get a whole chik

break er down

boil it down

fag

Real Cool Catfish
Jun 6, 2011
If you keep adding salt, eventually it'll start to precipitate out and you can just scoop it off the top.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Idk what you did op, i just open up the can and microwave the soup works every time

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Methanar posted:

I don't have any potatoes, what else can I do?

buy

some potatoes

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)
Try some lemon juice. I used bouillon instead of broth in a recipe once and wasn't paying attention and added the salt it called for as well, so it was super, super salty. Adding lemon juice to individual bowls saved it.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

did you slow cook it? a lot of newer slow cookers cook too hot and it can absolutely gently caress up your dishes if you don't account for it

you also maybe didn't saute your vegetables when you should have, which can absolutely gently caress up a long-cooking soup or stew incorporating onions by making it pungent and sulfurous

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Orkin Mang posted:

you can bring back even the worst soups by turning your oven on the highest heat and putting your head inside

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Put it in a bread bowl like an animal.

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
sorry about you are soup, op

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
making soup is loving EASY AS poo poo all you do it open a can and dump it into a bowl and hit 3:00 on the microwave

they even got those cans with the pulltabs now which is great when you are highly intoxicated

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
OP made poop soup

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

just add salt ya dummy

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




You gotta follow recipes until you know what you're doing.

For instance no recipe would call for both stock and bouillon.

You have like triple chicken and double salt.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

here are some helpful ingredients to add to your chicken noodle soup :)

-sardines
-pizza
-anchovies
-Vape Juice

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

how bad are you at cooking that you use bullion and stock

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Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Orkin Mang posted:

you can bring back even the worst soups by turning your oven on the highest heat and putting your head inside

All this and more, next time on Cooking with Sylvia Plath

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