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When I worked at Boeing, one of our coworkers was a very fat (400+lbs) woman who was also rude to everyone. One day we decided to get her back for her snippy comments and bad attitude, we lured her into the wind tunnel with a sandwich and turned it on with her inside and watched as she struggled against 100knot winds to reach the sandwich. When one of the other guys turned on the colored smoke we just about lost it watching it swirl around her as she freaked out. The airflow analysis rated her aerodynamic profile as "poor" Anyway we were all fired for creating a traumatically hostile work environment. I felt pretty humiliated.
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All I'm gonna say is close your VPN connection BEFORE surfing porn
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Jan 27, 2016 21:38
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kecske posted:why are so many people making GBS threads themselves in public GBS
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Jan 27, 2016 21:39
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My boss asked me to build a server for $5000 and I built one for $3400 and he told me to spend more money. Dios Mio!
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Jan 27, 2016 21:41
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Ben Smash posted:My boss asked me to build a server for $5000 and I built one for $3400 and he told me to spend more money. Dios Mio! My company is like that, it's hilarious. Our web server has 96gb of ram.
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Jan 27, 2016 21:42
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revmoo posted:All I'm gonna say is close your VPN connection BEFORE surfing porn An old boss of mine would roll into work at 1pm regularly and then say he was spending the night working from home. He later got fired and his boss confessed to me that he checked the guy's VPN logs and he was almost never logging in from home. What a world.
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Jan 27, 2016 21:45
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watched a coworker put a temp employee ina full nelson under the guise of showing him a wrestling move and he proceeded to hump on him locked up. temp got his feelings hurt, went to hr and told. both were walked out the building next week lmbo
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real_slime posted:hahahahahahah poor girl. wonder what she's doing now.
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Jan 27, 2016 21:48
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One time a coworker of mine ate a burrito full of gunpowder on a dare. Later that day he farted and the explosion sent four people to the hospital. He never lived that one down!
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Jan 27, 2016 21:57
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A coworker showed up despite being a huge idiot who should have had the decency to not subject others to their presence.
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Jan 27, 2016 21:59
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Pick posted:A coworker showed up despite being a huge idiot who should have had the decency to not subject others to their presence. Hey you said we were cool, what gives?????
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Jan 27, 2016 22:05
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my tie got caught in the dildo laithe
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Jan 27, 2016 22:05
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things i did while working at a kmart photo zone: got drunk off little bottles of sky vodka in the supply closet got high off of duster, which we used to clean the machines. (the resulting brain damage is why my posting is so bad) i'd just lean down and take a quick huff under the counter. duster is both completely disorienting and makes your voice high and squeaky like helium so i was taking a real gamble every time that a customer wouldn't come up to me for the next minute or so and sometimes, what can i say, those dice came up snake eyes developed some photos brought in by a group of obvious mormon missionaries where they goofed around and pretended to drink alcohol and vomit. made fun of mormons in general and these mormons specifically quite loudly and turned around to see the guy who dropped the photos off looking at me with obvious rage demanded and got a significant pay increase while i was doing all these things who killed kmart?! IT WAS ME!
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Jan 27, 2016 22:10
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a manager at this place i worked in college called a subordinate employee a "loving complete and utter retard" in front of me and a bunch of other employees and his own boss (open cubicle space type of situation). yeah... he got fired and they had to basically pay the utter retard employee not to sue.
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Jan 27, 2016 22:12
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thathonkey posted:a manager at this place i worked in college called a subordinate employee a "loving complete and utter retard" in front of me and a bunch of other employees and his own boss (open cubicle space type of situation). yeah... he got fired and they had to basically pay the utter retard employee not to sue. "who's the retard now?!?"
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Jan 27, 2016 22:23
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you could see the  radiating off of the utter retard guy as it became obvious that the manager who called him that was losing his job for it
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Jan 27, 2016 22:25
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was in the situation room and thought Niger had a hard g
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Jan 27, 2016 22:26
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One time my boss rolls into the office late and with crutches. Everyone is like "omg, what happened ??! " So, after some cajoling, it turns out he burned his food on a freaking Foreman grill while cooking some bacon IN BED lol !!  he wasn't even fat though
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Jan 27, 2016 22:30
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ripped a nasty curry poo poo at work, the kind that stains porcelain. the 35 yo single mom everyone hated to work with walked in right after the end of the devastation. as i watched her open the door she was buffeted with a wind of searing brimstone. in her agony, she tried to yell out but the intake of breath just caused her to scorch her lungs after she got back from the hospital she never looked at me the same
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Jan 27, 2016 22:31
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Orkin Mang posted:was in the situation room and thought Niger had a hard g some kid did this during a presentation on the country, the class was full of white people though so it was ok
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Jan 27, 2016 22:32
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i worked at a christmas store that was only open one month out of the year and a customer brought back a snow globe and was like, there's not enough snow in here, and i popped off the cork and put in a funnel and started shaking the dandruff out of my hair and yknow some people just can't handle knowing how the sausage is made
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Jan 27, 2016 22:33
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A guy at my previous job got accused of stealing a laptop. His brilliant solution was to try and beat up the boss. He was a scrawny guy from Eritrea while the boss was a fat dude from Kenya, twice his size. He quickly got pushed to the ground and the boss pinned him with one knee on his back while someone called the cops. They never managed to prove that the dude stole the laptop (he totally did) so they didn't fire him and instead he was transferred to a really lovely position.
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Jan 27, 2016 22:33
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kecske posted:why are so many people making GBS threads themselves in public alcoholism mostly
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At a past job of mine, the most embarrassing things I tended to see were things like drug screen samples leaking. Messy and, in some cases, forced clients to wait around to give again. Personally, I had a shoe of my basically fall apart while walking to an internship at a pretty big archives. Luckily no one cared, but it made getting back to the train annoying. Fire Barrel fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Jan 27, 2016 |
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Jan 27, 2016 22:39
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whenever i poo poo myself my first thought is "oh god, these people are gonna know i secretly eat corn"
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boy is my face red
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Jan 27, 2016 22:41
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MiracleWhale posted:boy is my face red just chew it instead of vacuuming it down your gullet and you'll be fine
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Jan 27, 2016 22:42
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Decebal posted:just chew it instead of vacuuming it down your gullet and you'll be fine wow check your tooth privilege, some of us are addicted to meth
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Jan 27, 2016 22:50
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Decebal posted:One time my boss came from vacation and accidentally sent a mass email to most of the company with photos from the vacation attached. The surprise came when people realized he went on vacation with his manager and they contained nudity ! Thats how you announce a merger.
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Jan 27, 2016 22:54
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Decebal posted:One time my boss came from vacation and accidentally sent a mass email to most of the company with photos from the vacation attached. The surprise came when people realized he went on vacation with his manager and they contained nudity ! Dwight Schrute account spotted.
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Jan 27, 2016 22:55
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YeahTubaMike posted:two of my coworkers got caught loving in the bathroom of our workplace. they were immediately fired and nearly arrested, but charges were dropped. Bout six months ago two of my co-workers got caught in their car having sex. But only the female was fired. I don't think the guy was reprimanded at all.
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Jan 27, 2016 23:07
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Son of Rodney posted:you know how some unfortunate people fart but it accidently turns into a poo poo, so in the end they sharted? So did they poo poo out of their mouth or vomit out of their butt?
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Jan 27, 2016 23:12
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Haha so this one time i went out for a company party and got drunk and the next day at work i got drubk again also i dont even have a job hahahahh
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Jan 27, 2016 23:27
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Up all night on speedy lovely Es with my housmates who I also worked with. We were raging about our lovely new manager. All hopped up on drugs and encouragment went in and made a formal complaint to our also newish GM. All sweaty fat enraged and coming down I barge into the GM dudes office. Hi fist4jesus good to see you .... .... Yeah nightshift is fuckkkkkked mate. Our new manager is a idiot blah blah blah. *** Everyone in our team ended up being interviewed by the gm/hr. Manager calmed down a little. No idea how I didnt get fired.
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Jan 28, 2016 00:05
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I worked overnights at Walmart in the summers in college. We had some workers bussed in from a shady temp agency and they were all addicts. One lady had fallen asleep sunbathing and had second degree burns all over. A couple hours in, she screamed and tore off her clothes and ran into the back room in her undies.
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Jan 28, 2016 00:17
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I went to work at the factory on accident after eating an ounce and a half of dried mushrooms once. Nothing gross happened I never puke on mushrooms and nothing broke but I couldn't stop dancing until my shift was over.
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Jan 29, 2016 00:34
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one of the sales guys farts a lot, like a looooooooot
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Jan 29, 2016 00:42
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When women pass forty and they're working a menial job for the remainder of their life, they lose all restraints in the bathroom. More times than I could count, I'd be getting changed for a morning shift and there were a few of them who wanted to spark conversation through the stalls while they were releasing either liquour shits or piss-queefs, and sometimes a combination of the two.
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Jan 29, 2016 00:46
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The annoying obese board game minecraft obsessed redditor nerd I worked with claimed that he was frequenting the bathroom due to anal bleeding. In reality he was probably vaping or playing with his phone while in the stall.
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skeletonotherkin posted:The annoying obese board game minecraft obsessed redditor nerd I worked with claimed that he was frequenting the bathroom due to anal bleeding. In reality he was probably vaping or playing with his phone while in the stall. Why make up a lie more embarrassing than the real thing?
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