Don Tacorleone posted:I'm sweet sassy molassy gender as a sissy syrup gender i find this very offensive!! 
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Lunixnerd posted:I cannot be arsed to read all of the made up words in the OP sorry. To sum it up, it's every possible thing you can pretend to be on the playground when you're 10, plus all the things that people can be oppressed by, and most of them are basically the same "it's deep." Here are a few selected highlights: Invisibility powers! Invisigender– A gender which feels invisible. BPD: Bordergender/Borderfluid– A fluctuating gender experienced exclusively by people with BPD... gently caress it let's play Avatar: Elementgender– A gender that consists of four primary parts that respectively feel linked to each element (Earth, Air, Fire, Water). Blizzgender– A gender that feels cold, snowy, and harsh. When it’s paired to another gender, it’s known as wintegender. Firegender– A fluid gender in a constant state of change that never truly extinguishes. Aesthetically linked to fire as a visual metaphor or symbol. QUANTUM genders!? Genderflight– A fluid gender that feels fleeting, that vanishes before one can define exactly what it is. Just... Glitchgender– Similar to genderfluidity, however while genderfluidity is normally described as your genders changing smoothly, genderglitch is more sudden and confusing. Note: created by a techkin with otherkin in mind, but available to use by everyone. And finally, a gender defined by being too triggered to explain: Kynigender– A gender which is not able to be pinpointed due to the stress of the questioning process, triggering anxiety. ...I'm gonna go read a book now
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Jan 26, 2016 18:51
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Edgar posted:After reading that entire list. I have decided that I'm going to build a sail boat and sail myself to Antarctica to die. I couldnt find this one on the list
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Jan 26, 2016 18:55
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furngender - believing your gender is a piece of furniture, not to be confused with furgender.
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Jan 26, 2016 18:57
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Stinky_Pete posted:To sum it up, it's every possible thing you can pretend to be on the playground when you're 10, plus all the things that people can be oppressed by, and most of them are basically the same "it's deep." i love how the BPD one is literally enabling and perpetuating a symptom of the disorder like that's a GREAT idea, nothing could go wrong there!!
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Jan 26, 2016 19:15
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I was thinking(much like a philosopher of old) if people expect me to learn their stupid sounding names such as "Steve" and sometimes alt spellings like "Stephen/Esteban/Stefan" and this doesn't really bother me, should someone going "hi I'm Trent and I'm nebulousgender and I go by Xir/zoop/furfy" bother me? They're just noises that we use to define our existence The answer is yes it bothers me because you're making me think about your genitals right as we meet and that's just hosed up
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Jan 26, 2016 19:22
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Slendergender - a gender where you stand around trying to look spooky and maybe inspire kids to stab their friends/family in the hopes of winning your favor
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Jan 26, 2016 19:28
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That's why I skip all the thinking and go right for the genitals when I meet people, they see mine and I see theirs whether they like it or not
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Jan 26, 2016 19:29
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thanks to everyone that read the list entirely and are giving cliff notes
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Jan 26, 2016 19:41
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Don Tacorleone posted:Can the one dude who read the whole list clarify: there's no option for just straight /heterosexual ? Those hateful, ruinous wastes of space are theoretically filtered out during the tumblr registration process, are not justifiably legitimate, and lack the appropriate gender diversification. Sorry for the microaggression but the kind of 'hetro' abominations that you describe deserve to be concentrated in camps and chemically castrated. I am Hitlergender
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Jan 26, 2016 19:57
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I'm the last airgender
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Jan 26, 2016 19:58
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At this point, if you made a tumblr and said that you were a "man" or a "woman", they'd probably call you a loving hipster
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Jan 26, 2016 20:03
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Enchanted Hat posted:At this point, if you made a tumblr and said that you were a "man" or a "woman", they'd probably call you a loving hipster I bet they would just ignore you actually unless you actively trolled them.
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Jan 26, 2016 20:09
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Glumblegender: A gender where you feel like a Glumborg or a Glumbazzle. If you feel fleemy then you are a Glumblefleemgender.
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Jan 26, 2016 20:19
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El Golden Goose posted:I'm the last airgender same
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Jan 26, 2016 20:24
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What's the gender where you can't find your car keys?
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Jan 26, 2016 20:29
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I'm magniloquentgendered but sometimes I identify with a sub category of I justlosttenpoundshumblebraggendered
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Jan 26, 2016 20:44
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my gender is that of a guy without an internet connection. reality does not conform to my wishes, so i am very distraught.
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Jan 26, 2016 20:52
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Swampgender– See boggender.
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Jan 26, 2016 20:54
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Grandmother of Five posted:greetings to the future people of page 8+ who has finally given up on the flimsy pretext of laughing at the funny words from the OP and given in to all-out hatred against actual minorities Are you trying to say that special-gender people are not actual minorities, you loving bigot?
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Jan 26, 2016 20:57
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i have gendervitis, my sexuality is inflamed
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Jan 26, 2016 21:05
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china bot posted:i have gendervitis, my sexuality is inflamed
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Jan 26, 2016 21:15
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I'm batgender but instead of being "a gender that feels more intense during the night, but weak/nonexistent when it is light out" my gender is literally bat. My preferred pronouns are bat/bat/batself.
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Jan 26, 2016 21:29
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drat, kids on the Internet really say the darnedest things. Great stuff OP
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Jan 26, 2016 21:43
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a bone to pick posted:That's why I skip all the thinking and go right for the genitals when I meet people, they see mine and I see theirs whether they like it or not Pro username + post combo right here
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Jan 26, 2016 21:50
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my pronouns are human being/friend of the family/ralp
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Jan 26, 2016 21:51
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I'm not sure I even know what a gender is anymore. Is it like a soul? is a guy gonna have to die now so my gender will be saved?
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Jan 26, 2016 21:54
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Lard Goat posted:I'm not sure I even know what a gender is anymore. Is it like a soul? is a guy gonna have to die now so my gender will be saved? No, I'm pretty sure genders are more like pokemon - gotta catch 'em all!
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Jan 26, 2016 21:55
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CaptainSarcastic posted:No, I'm pretty sure genders are more like pokemon - gotta catch 'em all! They're like RPG character classes, for example if someone tells you they're burstgender that means you should not expect them to do good sustained dps, and if they're turbogender they get an additional move action per turn. If they're systemfluid they can dual boot windows and linux without any stat penalty.
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Jan 26, 2016 22:08
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Totalizator posted:They're like RPG character classes, for example if someone tells you they're burstgender that means you should not expect them to do good sustained dps, and if they're turbogender they get an additional move action per turn. Also when there's a new patch and you realise that your current gender is lame, you can just get a job change and reset your skill points.
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Jan 26, 2016 22:10
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Bobert Bobertson posted:lesbian spiderkin trapped in a human body, which is snakekin yes that is correct
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Jan 27, 2016 00:13
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I'm "Male", which isn't on the list, so clearly I am special and unique.
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Jan 27, 2016 00:26
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Totalizator posted:They're like RPG character classes, for example if someone tells you they're burstgender that means you should not expect them to do good sustained dps, and if they're turbogender they get an additional move action per turn. If they're systemfluid they can dual boot windows and linux without any stat penalty. I like to think in more classic D&D terms, like you are playing Fluffy the Disapproving, a level 7 chaotic good transkobold Omnigay wielding a +4 sketchpad of yaoi.
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Jan 27, 2016 00:37
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A misanthrope posted:see what did i tell you guys? the only people i make this mad are women who want to gently caress me. I'm a man you get butthurt about any insults to tumblr culture post your tumblr, A masturbator
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Jan 27, 2016 00:52
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The Omnigay perk should be the ability to emerge from any closet in the multiverse.
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Jan 27, 2016 00:53
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A misanthrope posted:lol you guys think this list is serious when they take stuff like demiqueer quirisexual aromantics seriously, it's hard not to think that tumblr children take it seriously meow meow im a little runt of a cat-av haver who doesn't know poo poo except tumblr is a-okay and also I'm an annoying oval office meow meow That Robot fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Jan 27, 2016 |
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Jan 27, 2016 00:55
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I played earthbound and then I made up a bunch of tumblr bullshit so I could hate trannies and not get called out on it
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Jan 27, 2016 00:55
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CaptainSarcastic posted:AWWWW, YISSSSS! Another Tumblr thread! what up mang watch out for dragon age 2 folk and their misdirections
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Jan 27, 2016 00:57
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A misanthrope posted:i heard theres a way to get off this gay planet. normal people cant afford space travel yet so i advise suicide you should do that then, since it's cheaper
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Totalizator posted:"Ugh why do you GBS shitlords laugh at these innocent snowflakes who aren't even talking to you and just are doing their own thing" that's forums user A misanthrope's whole MO
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