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Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will cuck you.

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milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
OK, I let her go. Sorry.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
edward scissorhands

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
The greatest happiness in life is the CUCKviction :D that we are loved. Loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves cuck

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
joke's on you, op! i already sent her back when you came to hunt me down! :smug:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

You CANT HANDLE THE CUCKK

ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001
Master Sir, I heard Yoda talking about midicuckians. I was wondering. What are midicuckians?

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
Gonna be honest OP I did not enjoy reading that post.

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015
Oh, brother.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
Mein fuhrer, I can CUCK!

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
George Cuck

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
a census taker once tried to cuck me. i ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
This thread is fated to happen two more times, each worse than the last.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Liam Cuckson's wife is dead you mean jerk.

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Doesn't he gently caress his daughter in the porn parody, "Tooken"?

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008

Squeezy Farm posted:

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will cuck you.

Lol

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

milkingmycow posted:

Doesn't he gently caress his daughter in the porn parody, "Tooken"?

he should get really high in the parody "tokin'" someone get me marlin wayans on the phone

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
maybe in the porno movie "tolkien" he could try to unite the kinkdom by trying do destroy the one cockring :smug:

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
It gets cold and they drop the ring.

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
dude i don't know what you're talking about, now do you want to order a pizza or not? we have a special today, 2 one topping larges and a 2L soda for 12 bucks.

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I want

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Adventure Pigeon posted:

dude i don't know what you're talking about, now do you want to order a pizza or not? we have a special today, 2 one topping larges and a 2L soda for 12 bucks.

GIVE ME BACK MY BREADSTICKS

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a cuck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't cuck.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't cuck?
Mr. Pink: I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in cucking?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make poo poo.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a loving Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever cuck, huh?
Mr. Pink: I don't cuck because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll cuck if somebody really deserves a cuck. If they put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this cucking automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

Blazing Ownager posted:

GIVE ME BACK MY BREADSTICKS

*writes down 'breadsticks', hands it to the guy in the kitchen who is high as gently caress and starts scooping sauce into a breadstick box*

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
this experiment called gbs was fun, but i think its time to shut her down

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