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A flowbee hair-cutting vacuum-cleaner system with live twitch.tv streaming.
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An office chair that absorbs and muffles farts, but every time it does it there's a chance it will loudly expel all its storage at once
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Jan 30, 2016 03:39
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An office chair that proliferates and amplifies the noise of farts, but with a random chance to fire it right back up into your b hole
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Jan 30, 2016 03:40
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guns for dogs dessert gravy you can put on any dessert for a rich savory flavor a vitality-restoring bath that balances your humours
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Jan 30, 2016 04:03
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A pair of pants with lights on the ankles that flash when you get a boner to distract people so they don't notice you getting a boner during awkward occasions such as wakes and funerals A pair of pants with lights on the crotch that flash to attract attention to your dope boner, not for use at funerals and wakes
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Jan 30, 2016 04:08
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Hamsters that do your homework Weather balloons powered by sand that require you to dump gasoline whenever you wish to increase elevation Cards Against Humanity, but every black card is "People who play Cards Against Humanity should be ____." and every white card is "Killed"
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Feb 3, 2016 00:46
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A temporary poison that makes you appear dead to even the most sophisticated tests, but actually you're conscious the entire time so you can finally experience what cremation is like.
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Feb 8, 2016 13:49
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a cool hat for my "pecker" heh
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Feb 8, 2016 14:00
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a magic 8 ball that just says yes always
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Feb 8, 2016 14:00
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tiny sheep for u to keep in ur cubicle but ur a regular sized shepard
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Feb 8, 2016 14:01
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a wizard's wand that's real and works
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Feb 8, 2016 14:01
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A condom with a hole in the tip so you can still get your girl pregnant without risk of catching her STDs.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:03
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Applewhite posted:A condom with a hole in the tip so you can still get your girl pregnant without risk of catching her STDs. multiple condoms attached in a chain on the base so u can enjoy that stuffy freshness w each thrust
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Feb 8, 2016 14:05
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Anything, but with Bitcoin.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:13
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Sex, but for free.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:13
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A pet goat that doesn't poo poo so much so you can keep it indoors like a dog.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:19
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A website where Idea Guys can post ideas and artists, programmer, and investors without ideas can shop around for ideas to pay for/work on/become a part of. Can somebody make the website for me and put my name on it?
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Feb 8, 2016 14:21
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:A website where Idea Guys can post ideas and artists, programmer, and investors without ideas can shop around for ideas to pay for/work on/become a part of. Yes please I want this too.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:25
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A car powered by passenger pigeons. There's so many of them they're basically an unlimited fuel source!
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Feb 8, 2016 14:26
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A bicycle that doesn't require you to push the pedals.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:26
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Make-up that men can use without being called queers.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:27
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An alternate Harry Potter book series where Harry marries Hermione instead and Ron gets gay married to Malfoy.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:28
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slaw dogs with automatic relish system and tater torts with automatic kethup
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Feb 8, 2016 14:29
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Invisible guns.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:30
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Beer that tastes good.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:30
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Harley davidsons that blow up instantly
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Feb 8, 2016 14:31
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A proprietary plug system for each US state so electronics from one state don't work in another state and you have to buy all new stuff whenever you move. It will help the state economies.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:33
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steering wheels with a boxing glove in them that hits you in the face if you fail to use turn signals
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Feb 8, 2016 14:33
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All the trendy paleo and fad diet foods, but with poison in them.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:34
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A digital marquee for the back and side windows of your car that let you flash text messages to other drivers.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:34
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Real-life armor that boosts your intelligence.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:36
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a red potion that heals wounds, and a green potion that is poisonous but doesn't kill you right away and can be cured by a good night's sleep.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:37
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A robotic skeleton that walks around and shoots people with a plasma gun.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:38
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A birthday piņata filled with cockroaches and centipedes that looks exactly like a regular piņata and is sold unlabeled in party supply stores.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:41
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Mouse traps for humans.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:47
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Inflatable knives.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:47
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a dressing gown and a hat that i can wear when i go out that increase my charisma
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Feb 8, 2016 14:52
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A gibbering god-horror that always babbles and burbles about how H. P. Lovecraft sucked rear end apart from maybe one or two stories and that's before you get into what a loving loser weirdo he was personally.
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Feb 8, 2016 14:54
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a garlic press that you do bench presses with to increase your muscles at the same time as making delicious and healthy garlic ready to put into your high-protein post-workout meal
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Feb 8, 2016 14:54
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A book you can store a gun in, but also read. All the text is kept free of the intentional gun hole.
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