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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Post Innovative Improvements to Existing Products and Services Redux
 
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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
A pair of underwear that tests the moisture content of your farts and lets you know if a shart is imminent.

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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
A way to remove your arms safely so you don't have to worry about where to put them while you sleep.

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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.

Applewhite posted:

A slug that secretes toothpaste instead of slime and you can clean your teeth by letting it crawl across your mouth.

I really like this one.

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