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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
a domestic violence inhibiting A shirt


e: gently caress beaten

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Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

RandomCheese posted:

A replacement car exterior door handle that can hold a boiled egg and also dispense and heat up a new egg once the first is removed

this could tie in with my idea for a chicken powered alternator

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
You only spend a two dollar bill once. You can't rip it in half and have $1 each

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
a pair of pants that will suck your dick

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

I've been tricked by Feathers McGraw before I'm not gonna fall for that one

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
pogo stick mixed with a unicycle

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
a harold's full of raw chicken you can walk in and get a message

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Paladinus posted:

Soft Lego pieces.

Soft Lego pieces that you can eat so that you can have a soylent diet and poo poo bricks, wash them off, and eat them again.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Nigmaetcetera posted:



Artificial limbs with sex toy attachments.



A stump with real bone in it is a sex toy

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
a vacuum that doesn't suck and isn't the OP's mom around drugs

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
a cab service where the driver is an antisemite

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Rutibex posted:

you would just end up dialing it down once, then after becoming blissfully ignorant you wouldn't realize the value of turning it back up

it's called beer sometimes you can run out

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
a wristwatch you could throw at somebody and it lands on them and injects mercury into their blood as a practical joke

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Beer that you drink to get other people drunk

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