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a gate for your front yard that has the word 'gamer' in it so everybody knows not to approach your house
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Jan 28, 2016 13:32
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social vegan posted:just paint ur door with poo poo instead of blood i fail to see how this has the additional benefit of letting people know where i stand wrt ethics in gaming journalism?!
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Jan 28, 2016 13:36
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social vegan posted:p sure the poo poo covers that thanks oh yeah you make a good point a forcefield for your phone to stop it getting scratched but fingers can go through the forcefield
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Jan 28, 2016 13:56
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Volume control for dogs
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Jan 28, 2016 21:04
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steering wheels with a boxing glove in them that hits you in the face if you fail to use turn signals
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Feb 8, 2016 14:33
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a dressing gown and a hat that i can wear when i go out that increase my charisma
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Feb 8, 2016 14:52
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a garlic press that you do bench presses with to increase your muscles at the same time as making delicious and healthy garlic ready to put into your high-protein post-workout meal
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Feb 8, 2016 14:54
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toilet paper sold by office supply companies that isn't exactly scratchy and uncomfortable as using letter paper while somehow also being so thin that you have to fold it at least 4 times or risk getting poofingers
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Feb 8, 2016 15:09
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a tv that detects when you're falling asleep during a movie and sounds a really loud airhorn so you don't miss any of it
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Feb 8, 2016 16:33
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a calendar that omits the day 'Monday', because like that hilarious lasagne eating cat i am not overly fond of mondays.
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Feb 8, 2016 16:42
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a steam plugin that automatically installs all the nude anime mods for every game that has them (which is literally every game on pc) and then calls the police on you
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Feb 8, 2016 16:47
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a coffee cup with one of those drones attached to it so it can fly from my desk to the coffee machine and get me a drink without reducing my productivity at work
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Feb 9, 2016 17:58
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cigarettes that are more efficient so all the smoke stays in your lungs instead of stinking up the place you get cancer and die faster but you can smoke them indoors or a electronic cigarette that is less retarded looking
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Feb 9, 2016 18:00
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Applewhite posted:A drinking straw that flavors your drink as you drink through it. um this exists it's called a kit kat
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Feb 16, 2016 18:40
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a baby monitor that slowly releases knockout gas into the air when it detects crying
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Feb 18, 2016 19:48
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a wine rack you can put empty bottles of expensive wine into and they get filled with cheap box wine so you can look like you are sophisticated and drink expensive wine when you have guests (it's not like anyone will know the difference and you will save $$$)
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Feb 18, 2016 19:49
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a craft beer that you can drink without turning into an insufferable oval office
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Feb 18, 2016 19:51
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a bong that puts on a laser light show and plays edgar winter
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Feb 18, 2016 19:55
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Applewhite posted:A screen resolution that extends past the top of your monitor so you can tuck embarrassing banner ads out of sight when an authority figure walks by. if you are in windows you can press alt+space, then M, then use the cursor keys to move the banner ad off the top of the screen  hope this helps (why does h.t.h get filtered i was being helpful gently caress you word filter)
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Apr 4, 2016 16:30
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A high chair like for babies but for adults and it's also a gaming chair so I can play vidya and stuff my face without crockery, just a simple wipe-down surface that folds down across my lower torso while I'm gaming
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Apr 6, 2016 18:58
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a car that can 3d print groceries when i go to the store so i don't have to go into the store and can just drive home again
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Apr 7, 2016 18:59
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a three-wolf-moon t-shirt with no wolves or moons on it so you can wear it without deserving a beating
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Apr 7, 2016 19:37
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A surprise party that is surprising for everybody attending so all the guests are overwhelmed by how nice their friends are for throwing a surprise party
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Apr 8, 2016 14:58
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A cow that you can cut steaks from without hurting or killing it and it grows the meat back so you can enjoy fresh cut steaks and milk guilt free
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Apr 8, 2016 15:00
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Car sized helicopters so you can park at work like normal but you can beat the traffic
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Apr 8, 2016 17:04
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