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Professor Shark posted:Pop Quiz: it uses imperial units as god intended and it is by far the largest but is it large enough?
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Jan 28, 2016 12:00
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Ketchup is natures way of telling you that the slurry you are putting into your face hole tastes crap, you need to learn how to actually cook, when you have acquired the skills to actually make passable food, that does not need a sugary red syrup to not taste of cardboard and sadness, you will probably have a small bottle of ketchup in the fridge to remind you of your childish ways, like your parents kept your foreskin in a little velvet bag.
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Jan 28, 2016 12:06
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I was really happy when I saw this stuff on the shelves: ... but then I tried it and it tastes like artificial butter flavoring, ketchup, and very little Buffalo Sauce because TOO HOT FOR MY BABY TASTEBUDS! 
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Jan 28, 2016 12:09
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Type sauce
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Jan 28, 2016 12:11
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more like sweet baby gays
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Jan 28, 2016 12:12
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You put it in the fridge so that it doesn't attract bears you loving retard
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Jan 28, 2016 12:23
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Professor Shark posted:I was really happy when I saw this stuff on the shelves: one bottle = one meal
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Jan 28, 2016 12:25
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ketchup = boys bbq sauce = men
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Jan 28, 2016 12:25
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Professor Shark posted:I was really happy when I saw this stuff on the shelves:
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Jan 28, 2016 12:26
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a hole-y ghost posted:thats the punishment you deserve if you're too lazy to mix the sauces your self lmao I would never spend 2 minutes of my life doing that
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Jan 28, 2016 12:29
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gently caress i started eating a pear but it wasn't ripe and it tastes like nothing what do I do
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Jan 28, 2016 12:32
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Another test:
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Jan 28, 2016 12:35
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Professor Shark posted:Pop Quiz: trick question they all go in the trash.
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Jan 28, 2016 12:36
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Professor Shark posted:I was really happy when I saw this stuff on the shelves: Did you eat the whole bottle in one meal like the serving suggestion suggests?
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Jan 28, 2016 12:37
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Did you eat the whole bottle in one meal like the serving suggestion suggests?
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Jan 28, 2016 12:39
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a hole-y ghost posted:those frogs really love their sauce huh Heh heh ayup Gonna plum fill em full of all the ketchup they can take! Till they plum give out.
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Jan 28, 2016 12:40
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Microwaves Mom posted:Heh heh ayup Gonna plum fill em full of all the ketchup they can take! Till they plum give out.
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Jan 28, 2016 12:41
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a hole-y ghost posted:what?  Froggers dead, piled high.
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Jan 28, 2016 12:43
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Ok so I guess the results are in you all beings idiots. If you can help me understand. How do you deal with putting ice cold condiments on your hot food?
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Jan 28, 2016 12:54
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Ok so I guess the results are in you all beings idiots. If you can help me understand. How do you deal with putting ice cold condiments on your hot food? maybe your fridge is too cold idk
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Jan 28, 2016 12:58
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Ok so I guess the results are in you all beings idiots. If you can help me understand. How do you deal with putting ice cold condiments on your hot food?
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Jan 28, 2016 13:06
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i refrigerate my tomato sauces if the packaging is opened, OPShnag posted:Are goons going through a bottle of ketchup a month or do they just like rancid food? yes
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Jan 28, 2016 13:07
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Ok so I guess the results are in you all beings idiots. If you can help me understand. How do you deal with putting ice cold condiments on your hot food? You could just take it out in advance when you start making a burger or fries ya dummy.
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Jan 28, 2016 13:08
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Jan 28, 2016 13:14
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RideTheSpiral posted:one bottle = one meal One bottle = 1 prayer
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Jan 28, 2016 13:16
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I seriously loved the green one at one point in my life, I needed it.
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Jan 28, 2016 13:18
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I put all my sauces and dressings in the fridge because the bottle tells me. Now goons are telling me not to...this is the same group of people that says Subway sucks so I will not be taking their advice. you will live a happier and probably longer life if you don't listen to goons
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Jan 28, 2016 13:25
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I put all my sauces and dressings in the fridge because the bottle tells me. Now goons are telling me not to...this is the same group of people that says Subway sucks so I will not be taking their advice. Hi Jared, hows the slammer treating you?
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Jan 28, 2016 13:26
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has anybody already said "ketchup is a disgusting sugary paste for manchildren" ?
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Jan 28, 2016 13:26
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H.H posted:has anybody already said "ketchup is a disgusting sugary paste for manchildren" ? Yes but it can't be stated enough.
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Jan 28, 2016 13:28
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oh cool, I haven't bothered to read the thread cos lol ketchup. so, what actual good sauces do you enjoy?
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Jan 28, 2016 13:32
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H.H posted:oh cool, I haven't bothered to read the thread cos lol ketchup. Sauces I think more of like a pasta / actual full meal thing. Like you put it on a veal a chicken or some kind of steak even then lightly.
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Jan 28, 2016 13:34
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H.H posted:has anybody already said "ketchup is a disgusting sugary paste for manchildren" ? When I found out how much sugar was in ketchup I was shocked H.H posted:oh cool, I haven't bothered to read the thread cos lol ketchup. I just put mustard on everything now
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Jan 28, 2016 13:39
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I piss in ketchup it improves the flavor for the manchildren and gets rid of some of the sugar.
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Jan 28, 2016 13:41
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mustard is cool, I like Dijon. not too much though. I also like to use hot chili sauce, but again in small quantities so as not to overpower the taste of the actual dish.
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Jan 28, 2016 13:43
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:put ice cold condiments if your fridge is ice cold you probably need to fix it.
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Jan 28, 2016 13:44
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I suppose I like some sauces for dipping like fried onion rights, calimari, breadsticks etc. Generally a simple marinara with some goat cheese does it for me with breadsticks.
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Jan 28, 2016 13:44
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I recently had some fish sauce at a Vietnamese place. it was very good, would def recommend.
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Jan 28, 2016 14:04
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H.H posted:has anybody already said "ketchup is a disgusting sugary paste for manchildren" ? just gonna quote myself from another thread: A misanthrope posted:goons will flip out at the mention of ketchup because they see it as kid stuff and are insecure about they manhood also:
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Jan 28, 2016 14:08
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A misanthrope posted:just gonna quote myself from another thread: wow, azn mcdonalds have really upped the stakes in their commercials.
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Jan 28, 2016 14:12
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