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What if you could go back in time and kill hitler? What if you could take an untraceable 3D-printed gun back in time to when a world power was being taken over by a megalomaniacal narcissist blaming a nation's ills on a disadvantaged ethnic group? What if you lived in a 1930s european country where an inexplicably charismatic leader diverted blame from the rich to some brown-skins in an appeal to working class whites? Wouldn't it be crazy? To be the guy to pull it off? Hitler was a pretty terrible dude. Let's fantasize about changing history. The 1940s, specifically.
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Computers didn't exist to accept the .STL file format
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Jan 29, 2016 04:16
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I'd go back and kill that commie Roosevelt
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Jan 29, 2016 04:16
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I hosed your grandma
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Jan 29, 2016 04:16
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hell, id settle for like 2 hours ago
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Jan 29, 2016 04:16
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they probably wouldn't have made wooden dildos
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Jan 29, 2016 04:17
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They might have been useful by now.
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Jan 29, 2016 04:17
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:I hosed your grandma But did you go back in time and do it?
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Jan 29, 2016 04:17
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Tubesock Holocaust posted:But did you go back in time and do it? The OP is pretty good at shitposting isn't he ?
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Jan 29, 2016 04:19
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If 3D printers existed, then communism would have won. People would have finally have gotten control of the means of production and the means of production sits on your kitchen tabletop. However, I'd imagine there would be an entire bedroom full of computer to process the instructions and take a person-sized stack of punch cards to print out a coffee cup.
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Jan 29, 2016 04:19
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Idiot. If there was 3D printers in the 30's there wouldn't be anything cool like printed guns. It'll just be a bunch of top scientists laying around in a circle loving these things: 
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Jan 29, 2016 04:23
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Why would you need an untraceable gun to kill Hitler? Your plan seems needlessly complicated. Just land your time machine on him while he sleeps and then zip back to the present, and his houseboys will find a flattened Hitler in his bed in the morning.
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Jan 29, 2016 04:28
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they did, it was called pottery
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Jan 29, 2016 04:28
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criscodisco posted:Why would you need an untraceable gun to kill Hitler? Your plan seems needlessly complicated. Just land your time machine on him while he sleeps and then zip back to the present, and his houseboys will find a flattened Hitler in his bed in the morning. Good point! I imagine going back in time would be more technically challenging than going forward in time.
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Jan 29, 2016 04:29
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Rutibex posted:they did, it was called pottery we did it!
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Jan 29, 2016 04:29
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How far back in time must I carry this goddamn printer before someone will sleep with me?
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Jan 29, 2016 04:34
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:How far back in time must I carry this goddamn printer before someone will sleep with me? lol
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Jan 29, 2016 05:33
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Dave_Indeed posted:Idiot. hell yeah
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Jan 29, 2016 05:34
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i have become scholls, destroyer of corns
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Jan 29, 2016 05:35
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you cant hug your children with nuclear feet
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Jan 29, 2016 05:35
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im pretty sure that they had flimsy piece of poo poo guns in the 30's. you ever hear about that one assassination attempt on a nazi ambassador that involved a crappy jammed gun and ended in a bicycle chase?
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Jan 29, 2016 05:39
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Serious Frolicking posted:im pretty sure that they had flimsy piece of poo poo guns in the 30's. you ever hear about that one assassination attempt on a nazi ambassador that involved a crappy jammed gun and ended in a bicycle chase? reminds me of that one jewish kid in france that shot a nazi diplomat and gave the krauts an excuse to fine tune the art of pogrom. Kid lived through the majority of the war by saying he shot the diplomat because they were gay lovers. reich didnt want to have the mention of this in court, so the quietly starved him to death or killed him off in secret while he was awaiting trial. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herschel_Grynszpan anyways, a high speed nazi bicycle chase sounds far more homoerotic than that kids defense
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Jan 29, 2016 05:55
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Serious Frolicking posted:im pretty sure that they had flimsy piece of poo poo guns in the 30's. you ever hear about that one assassination attempt on a nazi ambassador that involved a crappy jammed gun and ended in a bicycle chase? You're talking about Reinhard Heydrich, "the Hangman" and architect of the Holocaust? Dude got it worse because when the Sten gun failed, the assassins threw a loving anti-tank mine into his car, which blew the interior of his Mercedes Benz into him. He ended up dying more than a week later in largely agonizing pain from sepsis since they couldn't pull all the fragments from his body.
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Jan 29, 2016 06:03
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Young Freud posted:You're talking about Reinhard Heydrich, "the Hangman" and architect of the Holocaust? Dude got it worse because when the Sten gun failed, the assassins threw a loving anti-tank mine into his car, which blew the interior of his Mercedes Benz into him. He ended up dying more than a week later in largely agonizing pain from sepsis since they couldn't pull all the fragments from his body. that doesnt make the bicycle chase any less funny
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Jan 29, 2016 06:05
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Murder is wrong, I want no part of what you're plotting OP 
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Jan 29, 2016 06:07
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Kuato posted:Murder is wrong, I want no part of what you're plotting OP what the heck??! Golly! I haven't even worked out the time travel stuff. I've been reading a lot of science fiction novels and it just got me thinking about WW2.
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Jan 29, 2016 06:10
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:what the heck??! Golly! Likely story, seems like you got it all figured out, bud.
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Jan 29, 2016 06:11
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Wasn't the OP pretty much the plot of Command and Conquer: Red Alert?
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Jan 29, 2016 06:23
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I 3d printed this little frame to stick a microswitch in to control my model train turnouts.  I think if I could get hitler into model trains he'd develop debilitating autism and not hurt anyone.
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Jan 29, 2016 07:06
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genesplicer posted:Wasn't the OP pretty much the plot of Command and Conquer: Red Alert? quote:How the command and conquer universe was to happen under Westwood (No lies guarantee):
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Jan 29, 2016 07:31
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:How far back in time must I carry this goddamn printer before someone will sleep with me? Best in thread.
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Jan 29, 2016 07:41
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(Downloads latest model for paddle with holes in it) "Want to whine about time-out eh...my father used to punch me, so this is mercy for you!"
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Jan 29, 2016 07:45
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I think there's 2 ways to do this. 1) take a plastic bag back, they didn't have that poo poo back then. 2) Take back an advanced computer algorithm designed to make the trains run on time, get elected on that platform, and lead Germany into peaceful modernity.
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Jan 29, 2016 09:21
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Baronjutter posted:I 3d printed this little frame to stick a microswitch in to control my model train turnouts. couldn't you 3d print the whole train and stick it to the big miniature train companies???
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Jan 29, 2016 09:25
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10k StuG IIIs but with like Hitler's smug face on them, in fine detail.
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Jan 29, 2016 10:01
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"Phew, that was hard. Now to come back to present day America" *exits time machine, sees pictures of Stalin along with communist flags everywhere* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Jan 29, 2016 10:07
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Hitler had a gf and a dog, I have a girlfriend, but no dog, Hitler wins again.
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Jan 29, 2016 10:30
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staberind posted:Hitler had a gf and a dog, I have a girlfriend, but no dog, Hitler wins again. Your girlfriend is a dog, win win
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Jan 29, 2016 10:34
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Belief in G*d stopped us from getting to the moon in the 1500's
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Baronjutter posted:I 3d printed this little frame to stick a microswitch in to control my model train turnouts.   
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