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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > have you ever zippered your dick?
 
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Necros
Jul 23, 2003

 when i was 3 i got my sack caught so bad in my zipper that firemen had to get it out :(

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Necros
Jul 23, 2003

 at what point does a big clit become a little penis

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Necros
Jul 23, 2003

BIG BIC SQUAD posted:

Oh dead god :stare: Burning is the worst type of pain to me. I can't imagine what that felt like, nor do I want to

its not too bad. i burned 3 inches of mine off during my teens.

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > have you ever zippered your dick?