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Shaquin posted:Didn't somebody show up to an open invitation to the SA office only to find Lowtax passed out drunkenly on a couch in the mid day To be fair, those couches are almost impossible not to fall asleep on, they're super comfy.
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LadyAmbien posted:I want this to happen. She's going to spraypaint shmorky while screaming jet set radioooooooo
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Man, her ramblings remind me of my schizophrenic cousin. It's sad as Hell. Lowtax, Lady Lowtax, stay safe!
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Shaquin posted:Didn't somebody show up to an open invitation to the SA office only to find Lowtax passed out drunkenly on a couch in the mid day
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lol this is it. This is the girl for me
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Lowtax posted:I hadn't slept in two days and I was napping and I woke up to hear a fat man breathing heavily silently trying to take photos of me with his phone. Sorry, that fat man was me.
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LadyAmbien posted:Sorry, that fat man was me.
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jesus christ you two, get a room
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Lowtax posted:I hadn't slept in two days and I was napping and I woke up to hear a fat man breathing heavily silently trying to take photos of me with his phone. Being Internet Famous sounds so fun.
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dendy crew posted:She's going to spraypaint shmorky while screaming jet set radioooooooo Pinchy posted:anybody want slurpies?
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Zzulu posted:jesus christ you two, get a room I did not
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Aralan posted:Mods please rename me to Deadnaming Miss Daisy thanks
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Georgia Peach posted:Is this the girl who used to go on rants about the filthy goyim? Yes, at first she was super proud of being Jewish, then I guess she decided Israel sucks, and now she's apparently a Wiccan/Christian.
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Lowtax posted:She would invite herself over to the office all the time and just barge into one of the offices and play games and Winger extremely loudly until I asked shmorky to please stop letting her / him / it / they / them / xis come in. Also, how did you feel being stuck in a room with somebody speaking in a weird voice that you knew sexualized anthropomorphic baby animals in diapers?
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Lowtax posted:I hadn't slept in two days and I was napping and I woke up to hear a fat man breathing heavily silently trying to take photos of me with his phone. You know some people have to pay money for this to happen to them
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i see being ungendered doesn't have any effect on the 40-something man's desire to obtain 20-something pussy at any cost
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Doobie's saga is getting weird.
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Shaquin posted:Can I just say that the most deranged thing about that photo is the CRT television which casts an insidious depressing shadow by it's mere presence In defense (LOL), I think I spy a Dreamcast under the TV. Makes sense.
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Pinchy posted:anybody want slurpies? This the Joker from that new Suicide Squad movie, right?
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LadyAmbien posted:RIP dirty bathroom filled with tp butt stuffings. Just want to come back to this statement real quick and get some more detail. Please tell me there wasn't a bathroom full of unflushed used tp
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She also tried to sue the Pleasant Hill PD for $80 million because she was thrown in jail after assaulting shmorky and she claimed it was the most traumatizing event for her since 9/11 and the only reason she was pulled over was because she was Jewish(????) and the cops were racist(???) and her family is full of lawyers(???) and she printed out a photo of her arms which she spent all night cutting with a knife to show them proof that they had gosh darn better well get the $80 million check ready. Needless to say, nothing was heard of the lawsuit since then.
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Her Harry Potter incest fanfic fin. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10080407/1/Sins-of-the-Puppet-Master
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:i see being ungendered doesn't have any effect on the 40-something man's desire to obtain 20-something pussy at any cost
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Pinchy posted:Her Harry Potter incest fanfic
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Lowtax posted:She also tried to sue the Pleasant Hill PD for $80 million because she was thrown in jail after assaulting shmorky and she claimed it was the most traumatizing event for her since 9/11 and the only reason she was pulled over was because she was Jewish(????) and the cops were racist(???) and her family is full of lawyers(???) and she printed out a photo of her arms which she spent all night cutting with a knife to show them proof that they had gosh darn better well get the $80 million check ready. Wow, Shmorky hit the jackpot with that girl.
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I was online friends with her for a while. She seemed like a cool person when she was stable. She's the angriest person I've ever known, and the Christ stuff is weird, because she is Jewish and absolutely loathes Christianity. On top of the mental issues, she has chronic pain and I imagine those meds gently caress with her too. Those two need to get away from each other, they cause and enable each other's insanity. I hope they both get better, they aren't bad people, just very very troubled.
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Lord Binky posted:I'm hoping that one of her disabilities is deafness 
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lidnsya posted:I was online friends with her for a while. She seemed like a cool person when she was stable. She's the angriest person I've ever known, and the Christ stuff is weird, because she is Jewish and absolutely loathes Christianity. On top of the mental issues, she has chronic pain and I imagine those meds gently caress with her too. Those two need to get away from each other, they cause and enable each other's insanity. I hope they both get better, they aren't bad people, just very very troubled.
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lidnsya posted:I was online friends with her for a while. She seemed like a cool person when she was stable. She's the angriest person I've ever known, and the Christ stuff is weird, because she is Jewish and absolutely loathes Christianity. On top of the mental issues, she has chronic pain and I imagine those meds gently caress with her too. Those two need to get away from each other, they cause and enable each other's insanity. I hope they both get better, they aren't bad people, just very very troubled. FWIW as someone who could be described as troubled not dealing with that stuff is what makes you a bad person actually. It may take a long time but if you can never reach the realization that splashing your problems into other peoples lives is a problem you aren't absolved because your brain is broken unless we are talking crippling levels of insanity
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Lord Binky posted:I'm hoping that one of her disabilities is deafness
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lidnsya posted:I was online friends with her for a while. She seemed like a cool person when she was stable. She's the angriest person I've ever known, and the Christ stuff is weird, because she is Jewish and absolutely loathes Christianity. On top of the mental issues, she has chronic pain and I imagine those meds gently caress with her too. Those two need to get away from each other, they cause and enable each other's insanity. I hope they both get better, they aren't bad people, just very very troubled. What the gently caress have you been doing with your life that these two people are a part of it. At least lowtax knew him before the complete meltdown
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It's amazing how, thanks to the Internet, crazies can commit multiple misdemeanors by breakfast and maybe squeeze in a felony before lunch. You gotta give prosecutors some fun things to handle.
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Update from Shmorky: Cop came to speak with them. Shmorky says he didn't get a word in edgewise. Fiance acted normal. Cop left. He says situation is intense. I told him to just leave and get somewhere else if he feels unsafe. He says it's his house. I say call cops and have her removed. Officially washing my hands of the situation because it seems he's unwilling to get her some help/help himself. (Saying "Him" because I honestly don't know what he/she/it prefers to be referred to as, and it's hard to write everything as a they/them without it getting confusing to read.) WEEEEEEE!
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Aesop Poprock posted:What the gently caress have you been doing with your life that these two people are a part of it. At least lowtax knew him before the complete meltdown Occasionally checking facebook? I blocked them both like six months ago.
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I feel like this is a good palette cleanser after reading the Oregon Milita thread. Thank you, Something Awful Forums for always having a wide variety of crazy to peruse.
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LadyAmbien posted:Update from Shmorky: Yep. At this point, it's just as much his fault if he ain't doing what's necessary to get her out of the house and some help.
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LadyAmbien posted:WEEEEEEE! I hope the non stop texts and accusations have stopped at least.
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