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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
When I was young in the early 80s, going to the roller rink was about the straightest thing you could do. Put on some tight jeans and skate backwards for an hour, do "the whip" a couple of times, then fingerbang some slut you just met behind the claw game.

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
No, pay attention this time.

You meet her while you're skating backwards, then wink at her during the part of the whip where you're holding hands. Then you take her behind the claw game to finger her. It's not really behind the game, just to the side where the guy at the Snack Shack can't see you.

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