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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Pastor Perineum posted:

dude quit being a lazy dong and embed your vids. no one cares about mystery links

harsh but fair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv-K4JHmImI

Thirsty Girl fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Jan 31, 2016

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i think this is the worst scene in a movie OP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAdniWncWu4

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

EugeneJ posted:

The scene in Crash when the white guy is saving the black girl and they both look at each other and end racism forever

actually crash was about james spader having sex during car wrecks

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Pastor Perineum posted:

dude quit being a lazy dong and embed your vids. no one cares about mystery links

hahaha I LITERALLY just found out you can enable embedded videos in options

holy poo poo I am dumb as gently caress

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
this changes EVERYTHING

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
deliberately bad movies or movies shot 20 years ago by some student financing the project with his lunch money doesn't count. Rules clearly state that the movie has to be seriously trying

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.

Gaunab posted:

Torque is satire.

Torque is bad satire.

naem
May 29, 2011

How did they make the first matrix movie and then completely forget what made it good and just give everyone spandex trenchcoats

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



everyone huffs their own farts eventually

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

RideTheSpiral posted:

the one in the second matrix when keauno reeves fights hundreds of agent smiths and flies around looking like a cartoon whacking them with a pole?

I just watched it and it's real bad

The third Matrix scenes with machine gun mechs fighting robots in a CGI blizzard, interspersed with Keanu/Smith fighting all DBZ-style in a terrible CGI rainstorm.

So, so boring, and so far away from anything the original did well.

But, whoa boy, talk about not aging well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et7WNW40EHg

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
http://youtu.be/D6gk04xzN3U

The black guy in this scene loving owns

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
I expected op to be the scene in Antichrist where the wife smashes Defoe's dick with a hammer and then jacks him off.

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine

naem posted:

How did they make the first matrix movie and then completely forget what made it good and just give everyone spandex trenchcoats

The 1st Matrix movie was written by someone else and stolen by the Wachizfswofwki brothers siblings and since it became such a hit, they had to make it a trilogy and thus had to write the other two themselves, and so....

naem
May 29, 2011

facebook jihad posted:

http://youtu.be/D6gk04xzN3U

The black guy in this scene loving owns

Jesus lol

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

khwarezm posted:

Torque is bad satire.

That's just like, your opinion man.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

The scene with Banner and Romanoff in Age of Ultron is hilariously bad. No idea how that even got to script form, let alone the final movie.

Moola posted:

nah thats just 200% camp

they knew exactly what they were doing

The skydiving scene is one of the best Bond openings in the whole series.

naem
May 29, 2011

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ00laVt62c

quote:

Teen Witch is a 1989 American teen fantasy comedy film directed by Dorian Walker, written by Robert Menken and Vernon Zimmerman, and starring Robyn Lively and Zelda Rubinstein.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
look at how funky he is........

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Can you really your ledger of all that red?

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

I remember Halle Berry complaining that the reason this terrible, terrible movie bombed was because the target audience was sexist against women superheroes.

Sound familiar, at all?

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.

Egbert Souse posted:

The scene with Banner and Romanoff in Age of Ultron is hilariously bad. No idea how that even got to script form, let alone the final movie.

What happens in that scene? I don't really remember it.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Tricky D posted:

Can you really your ledger of all that red?

he writes such loving weird dialogue

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Sexy death

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Speaking of Torque...

https://youtu.be/PPWoz7WTmjU?t=148


Also lol at the Mummy Returns graphical glitches on the scorpion king reveal, did that actually make it into the theatrical release? I can't remember it's been so long.

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
the iguana in bad lieutenant:p-o-c-n-o

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

Coolness Averted posted:

actually crash was about james spader having sex during car wrecks

There are so many terrible scenes in that movie. But I'm going to nominate the one where the woman's husband is dead in a car wreck and she's like "welp, gonna flash my tit at James Spade."

The rape scene in Showgirls makes me cringe because it's all high camp until that point then suddenly, gang rape out of nowhere. :ohdear:

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

the scene in inglorious basterds where the guys just sit at the table and talk talk talk. like it's a loving movie about killing nazis, why the gently caress are you talking, god

Rexim
Jun 2, 2006

I wants flies in on a dragons, okay?

CJacobs posted:

see also, award winning film the dark knight's top quality extras:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zja3pcPMszc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPP6XAsPbz8

I've seen this posted before as an example of something ridiculous but I legit don't get what's bad about it.

Does that make me retarded???

nopants
May 29, 2004

I'm so embarrassed. Really.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg

edit: beaten. Here, have the best scene in a movie instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


i just saw a movie where a guy gets scalped has a spike shot through his mouth and then he's torn in half in front of white man prisoners, and I don't know where it's from but I'm pretty sure that's the worst movie scene

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9AnwYi2Frk

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
no mac & me in this thread yet, for shame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Rexim posted:

I've seen this posted before as an example of something ridiculous but I legit don't get what's bad about it.

Does that make me retarded???

The exchange "THINGS ARE WORSE THAN EVER" ... "Yes, they are" in a political conference doesn't strike you as silly?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

RideTheSpiral posted:

the one in the second matrix when keauno reeves fights hundreds of agent smiths and flies around looking like a cartoon whacking them with a pole?

I just watched it and it's real bad

Yea OP I hate that and the rest of the movie too what a stinker!

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Rutibex posted:

i think this is the worst scene in a movie OP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAdniWncWu4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdgYV6rSQ90

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


If we're talking lovely extras in The Dark Knight, you're not gonna top passenger cop's lines imho (worst offense at 37s or so) https://youtu.be/gz3fZoSJpg0

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Dark Juno
Mar 10, 2013

by zen death robot
Matrix Reloaded was and still is the greatest movie ever made.

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