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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Pokemon
 
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Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity

Das Boo posted:

Tell your daughter not to evolve her Skitty, the Delcatty's not as cute. :colbert:

Skitty more like lovely

Get her a Purrloin instead and evolve it into Liepard, it's a neon yellow and purple 80s cat

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Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity

Shinjobi posted:

Tell her she can use Delibird even though it's not very good.



Also recommend the Piplup line of penguin pokemon. They're boss.

Tell her to use nothing but 6 Luvdiscs and watch her grow so hateful and jaded that she never plays Pokemon again and instead goes outside to play like a normal child

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