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Brandon Prust and Mason Raymond on waivers. Austrian mook posted:I stopped someone from killing his girlfriend last week, but sure. I don't do anything valuable.  You're a national treasure.
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I could always watch gamecenter stanley cup finals just fine in south america
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Feb 2, 2016 18:16
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How could you forget Paulocaust?
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Aye Doc posted:thank god someone finally brought up ah important and interesting topic: the top 5 most interesting sas posters list awww 
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Feb 2, 2016 18:17
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ThinkTank posted:Brandon Prust... on waivers. holy gently caress! Benning you did a good thing!
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Thufir posted:I had a weird cold medicine-induced dream the other night that the ASG was on an island and terrorists took it over to hold all the all-stars hostage but John Scott was out swimming and they forgot about him so he had to rescue all of the other players / take out terrorists in a kind of Die Hard-type situation. That might be an OK movie or at least episode of Wayne Gretzky's ProStars. John, the terrorists are wearing armor. Perry tried throwing elbows but they didn't feel a thing! We found their flaw, though. If you can manage to hit the armor with a hockey puck at 95 mph it should break apart.
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yellowcar posted:How could you forget Paulocaust? He's my favorite poster by far
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Feb 2, 2016 18:18
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JawKnee posted:holy gently caress! Well I mean he still traded actual useful player Zack Kassian and a 5th round pick for not actually useful player Brandon Prust, but it's certainly an improvement. Maybe now he'll stop pissing away assets on gritty veteran mentors who are actually giant entitled babies.
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Thufir posted:I had a weird cold medicine-induced dream the other night that the ASG was on an island and terrorists took it over to hold all the all-stars hostage but John Scott was out swimming and they forgot about him so he had to rescue all of the other players / take out terrorists in a kind of Die Hard-type situation. That might be an OK movie or at least episode of Wayne Gretzky's ProStars. Sudden Death 2 where the final fight scene is Van Damme and John Scott taking out the terrorists. Also in the movie, reenactment of the Van Damme vs Iceberg scene but John Scott vs Arizona Coyote mascot. Revenge for being traded.
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ThinkTank posted:Brandon Prust and Mason Raymond on waivers. Jeff, step away from the phone/fax/email. STEP AWAY
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ThinkTank posted:Brandon Prust and Mason Raymond on waivers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ImCpNqbJw  Aphrodite posted:John, the terrorists are wearing armor. Perry tried throwing elbows but they didn't feel a thing! this is like a WWE Films plot
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JCVD can play Jagr.
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ThinkTank posted:Well I mean he still traded actual useful player Zack Kassian and a 5th round pick for not actually useful player Brandon Prust, but it's certainly an improvement. Maybe now he'll stop pissing away assets on gritty veteran mentors who are actually giant entitled babies. Kassian sucks rear end
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Austrian mook posted:Kassian sucks rear end He might, I don't really care about his sexual proclivities. He has his off ice issues with alcohol, but he's a pretty good hockey player. 
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Feb 2, 2016 18:25
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Neuvy out 7 to 10 days  But COOTS AND MDV ARE BACK IN THE LINEUP AND UMBERGER IS A HEALTHY SCRATCH
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Duckman2008 posted:Sudden Death 2 where the final fight scene is Van Damme and John Scott taking out the terrorists. Final showdown, John Scott bursts into the GM's private box, jersey in tatters and a bloody hockey skate held by its laces in one hand. He twirls the skate above his head like a slingshot, charges towards the GM yelling "THIS IS A BUSINESS DECISION!" and slices his head off in one clean motion.
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ThinkTank posted:He might, I don't really care about his sexual proclivities. I think those numbers are a little misleading, and I like stats more than most. Maybe I'm just wrong tho, he looked horrible when I watched him play but I've been wrong about this kind of thing before.
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There's glass all over the floor and he left his shoes back in the hotel room while he was swimming, but he makes it to the locker room and thank god, at least he has his skates. The original attack set off the sprinkler system and the A/C is all out of whack, so it's just ice everywhere. The terrorists are in John Scott's element now. He's skating down a hallway when suddenly a section of the roof damaged in an earlier super sweet explosion that he didn't look at starts to collapse. Chain reaction, it's all coming down now. He skates straight ahead as fast as he can for the end of the hallway. Oh no, the terrorists have broken off the doorknob! It's right there on the floor, but there's no time to stop and pick it up. Not with the roof coming down on him. Lightbulb, but because it's a hockey movie it's a goal light. He snatches a hockey stick out of a display stand he's passing, and slapshots the doorknob back into place, narrowly busting through the door and avoiding the crushing debris.
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Please Bob.. .. trade for a top 6 LW........
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Austrian mook posted:Please Bob.. .. trade for a top 6 LW........ Some teams have really bad top 6 LW so you have to be more specific or the monkeys paw will ensure you end up with like, Linden Vey.
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Feb 2, 2016 18:36
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Furnaceface posted:Some teams have really bad top 6 LW so you have to be more specific or the monkeys paw will ensure you end up with like, Linden Vey. Thank God... I was just thinking we needed more bottom six pluggers. We just have uhhhhh, 8-9 right now E: we've also got like 10 dmen. Anyone looking for one Korbinian Holzer?
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Mind_Taker posted:Netherlands, Czech Republic, and Hungary Sup spring Europe buddy? You going to be in Holland for Kings Day?
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Shawn Cotureier posted:Neuvy out 7 to 10 days Is Mason getting the start tonight then?
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Austrian mook posted:Please Bob.. .. trade for a top 6 LW........ Didn't you just get one in the Fleecing of the Century?
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Aphrodite posted:We found their flaw, though. If you can manage to hit the armor with a hockey puck at 95 mph it should break apart. Alfie's through the shin guards. ATTACK!
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im my own favorite poster
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DJExile posted:Is Mason getting the start tonight then? Looks like it, to answer my own question, and they've called up Stolarz.
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Wonderllama posted:im my own favorite poster drat i forgot my tampa bay dude peace out jamwad hilder, there's a new #5 in town
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myron cope posted:Didn't you just get one in the Fleecing of the Century? U mean Perron? He's OK but the team needs someone long term, transitioning from Perry Getzlaf Kesler will be tricky, Ducks only have like 2 guys under 30 who we can build the top 6 around who aren't prospects.
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Wonderllama posted:im my own favorite poster I like you
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The terrorist leader's voice comes on over the arena PA. John. We have your family. It's time to give up, John. You didn't really think you could stop us, did you? A guy like you? Come on, John. I'll make you a deal. You give up, you turn around and leave, and your family goes with you. Think of your family, John. Your poor little girls growing up without a daddy because he didn't know his place. Do you think that's something they would be proud of? Then another goal lightbulb and Scott screams "BETTMAAAAAAAAN!" As Scott fights off all Gary's terrorists, he keeps taunting him over the PA and explains his reasoning. He couldn't just let Scott ruin the sanctity of the All Star Game. He couldn't kick him out though, that would be a PR disaster. So you see, John. This is all on you. Nobody had to die today if you just declined. If it wasn't for John Scott, Kris Letang would still be alive. (Don't worry though because in the epilogue it's revealed Letang is actually okay because the bullet went through the other hole in his heart.)
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myron cope posted:Didn't you just get one in the Fleecing of the Century? Despres doesn't play wing 
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Aphrodite posted:The terrorist leader's voice comes on over the arena PA. I'd watch this.
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Aye Doc posted:drat i forgot my tampa bay dude i do not recognize any list that doesn't have wayne as #1 anyway
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Really wish the Devils were proper tanking already. I imagine Palmieri and Stempniak could fetch a piece or two after the years they've had.
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Pornographic Memory posted:Despres doesn't play wing He doesn't play at all! Haha haha Oh what? He's back now? Cool.
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Chad Sexington posted:Really wish the Devils were proper tanking already. I imagine Palmieri and Stempniak could fetch a piece or two after the years they've had. I'll take Kyle back for a first
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Austrian mook posted:I'll take Kyle back for a first We have this 7-goal-scorer Bobby Farnham too!
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ThinkTank posted:Brandon Prust and Mason Raymond on waivers. Whoa whoa whoa, who's going to be the grit and sandpaper guy now?
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