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The future is here!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyFMVjPhl9o   
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suck my dill hole
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Feb 2, 2016 05:02
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Shutupandtakemymoney.meme
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Feb 2, 2016 05:03
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What the hell is that chick doing?
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Feb 2, 2016 05:10
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Is there a half naked woman inside every engine?
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Feb 2, 2016 05:11
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This will definitely not end in mutilated dicks
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Feb 2, 2016 05:13
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I demand the plus size woman option. Those models are all too skinny. EAT A BURGER
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Feb 2, 2016 05:13
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I was like "this is dumb," but then I clicked the video and saw it's Far Cry: Blood Dragon style opening and music, and lost my loving poo poo.
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Feb 2, 2016 05:14
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drat, man, I'm still on the fence about blowing 60$ on a Fleshlight
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Feb 2, 2016 05:23
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Tujague posted:drat, man, I'm still on the fence about blowing 60$ on a Fleshlight have you tried bathing and talking to women
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Feb 2, 2016 05:40
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is it compatible with occulus rift?
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Feb 2, 2016 05:42
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i mean yeah if you had that, why wouldn't that be your every night
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Feb 2, 2016 05:45
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Wait wait. I can get all the submissive suction without all the bullshit that leads up to it or after it? Take, My, loving, Money.
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Feb 2, 2016 05:46
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most important invention since the cotton gin
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Feb 2, 2016 05:50
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VendaGoat posted:Wait wait. without the human interaction how is this any different from a hoover
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Feb 2, 2016 05:51
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The suction also keeps the hole clean.
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Feb 2, 2016 05:54
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:without the human interaction how is this any different from a hoover "No I'm not hungry" Eats everything from your plate. "No I don't care what we do tonight" - Torpedoes every idea except what they want to do "Let's go see (Thing that even they don't really want to see, it's all just a test to see how much poo poo you will take)" *Mouths off to person in bar, in an attempt to start a fight, to see if you will stand up for them* It may sound trite. It may sound misogynistic. You know what I want? I'm not going to tell, you. I want you to figure it out on your own.  (BTW I dated a girl named.... She didn't live up to the name.)
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Feb 2, 2016 05:56
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the great deceiver posted:most important invention since the cotton gin even with tonic it still dries my mouth out. have u tried ver-mouth,its fermented spit and really rehydrates the mouth
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Feb 2, 2016 05:57
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Getting some serious uncanny valley vibes from that cyber lady in the OP  men really will fix anything I guess.Fake edit: Meant to say men really will gently caress anything but you know what, I like my phone's typo
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Feb 2, 2016 06:01
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You know girls exist. They're in real life too.
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Feb 2, 2016 06:02
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VendaGoat posted:"No I'm not hungry" Eats everything from your plate. you need to learn how to enjoy being an rear end in a top hat
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Feb 2, 2016 06:04
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navelnavel posted:You know girls exist. They're in real life too. prove it
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Feb 2, 2016 06:05
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:you need to learn how to enjoy being an rear end in a top hat HAHAHAHHAHAH  HAHAHHA  I am...... I am slowly getting there. I was graced/cursed with an extra helping of humanitarianism.
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Feb 2, 2016 06:06
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i fuckrd ur mom who is a gal
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Feb 2, 2016 06:07
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VendaGoat posted:"No I'm not hungry" Eats everything from your plate. you could try dating a girl who isnt a retard, and fall in love and watch the waves breaking against the shore and woot softly together
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Feb 2, 2016 06:08
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:you need to learn how to enjoy being an rear end in a top hat
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Feb 2, 2016 06:08
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:you need to learn how to enjoy being an rear end in a top hat mlady
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Feb 2, 2016 06:08
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^^^ lol
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Feb 2, 2016 06:09
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Secks Cauldron posted:It's not about being an rear end in a top hat. It's about growing a spine. HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA AAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH! That..... I AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAh I have, in spades.
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Feb 2, 2016 06:09
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Enfield posted:you could try dating a girl who isnt a retard, and fall in love and watch the waves breaking against the shore and woof softly together fixed that
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Feb 2, 2016 06:09
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basement jihadist posted:fixed that ty 
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Feb 2, 2016 06:12
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VendaGoat posted:HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA AAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!
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Feb 2, 2016 06:12
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p sure jon pop is dead guys, he would have taken the bait by now pack it in
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Feb 2, 2016 06:13
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Secks Cauldron posted:Sure you do, you nerd. *kicks sand in your face and takes your wallet* I've also learned to pick my battles. 
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Feb 2, 2016 06:14
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Holy crap, I forgot about Jon Pop! Is he really gone?
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Feb 2, 2016 06:26
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Tujague posted:Holy crap, I forgot about Jon Pop! Is he really gone? why do you think lowtax is running out of money?
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Feb 2, 2016 06:38
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Don't Date Robots
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Feb 2, 2016 06:50
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:have you tried bathing and talking to women That costs way more than $60 though.
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Feb 2, 2016 06:56
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:That costs way more than $60 though. actually its free assuming you have a bath
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i plan to be the first guy to get my dick ripped off by a hardware malfunction think of the lawsuit! then i could afford REAL girls
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