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an app that controls all other apps using blackmail
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An app where you take a woman's picture with your phone camera and it simulates what she would look like if she were naked. An app that inserts creepy ghost faces into the background of every picture you take. An app that has a virtual ruler on the screen that measures your dong when you take a pic of your dong. The ruler adjusts to holding the camera at different distances/angles. An app that can tell you the dong size of any man it photographs. An app that alters the frequency of light from your phone's camera flash into one that is fatal to birds.
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Feb 3, 2016 19:52
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An app that tells you the weight of the person standing on the phone
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Feb 3, 2016 19:56
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A fake background app. When you bump into someone who claims to have went to school with you or knows you and you just don't want to deal with them, you just click and emergency button on your phone and it will quickly bring up made up set of: Name, hometown, and 2 schools you went to so you can just go on your way as a doppleganger of yourself.
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Feb 3, 2016 19:58
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A security app that initiates a feedback loop in your phone's lithium battery when the improper code is entered, causing a sizable explosion. Also comes with a shrapnelizing phone case. An app that when you press it, makes a farting sound at max volume. An app that summons skeleton warriors to do your bidding. An app that simulates your voice during phone conversations and says horrible things, especially to your loved ones, but it also simulates their voice having a normal conversation with you so you don't know you've hurt them until the next time you see them in person (if they ever want to see you again). An app that buys plane tickets for terrorists using your name and credit card.
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Feb 3, 2016 19:58
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an app where you flap a bird an app where you cut fruit an app where you breed frogs an app where you buy IAP
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Feb 3, 2016 19:59
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Applewhite posted:An app that when you press it, makes a farting sound at max volume on a random person's phone ftfy
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Feb 3, 2016 20:00
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an app wired into a random elevator in the city, pressing all the floor buttons every second, except if you're in it
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Feb 3, 2016 20:03
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that's a much better idea. An app that erases your phone's firmware permanently and also emits an electromagnetic pulse that disables all technology in a one block radius. An app that helps you find the nearest fire hydrant. An app that vibrates your phone at the proper frequency to allow it to pass through solid matter, sending it tumbling through your hand and down into the center of the Earth. An app that organizes all your hentai into categories and then attaches your hentai collection to any email with the word "resume" or "grandma" in the subject line. An app that makes a blender sound when you press it. A noise-cancelling app that fires small paralyzing darts into the throat of anyone who tries to talk to you while you're reading a book during a flight. An app that is a digital grimoire and automatically draws the summoning circles for you.
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Feb 3, 2016 20:06
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Feb 3, 2016 20:07
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An app that gives you a list of all the appropriate racial slurs to use when you take a picture of someone
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Feb 3, 2016 20:11
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Tinder, but for friendship
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Feb 3, 2016 20:13
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these are all really good ideas, great job everyone
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Feb 3, 2016 20:14
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An app that alters any restaurant's menu to include mozzarella sticks as an appetizer. An app that emits a camera "click" sound whenever a woman passes nearby and then loudly proclaims "uploading photo to creepershots dot com!" An app that quits your job. An app that quits other people from their jobs. An app that summons a taxicab and pays for the cab and rides in the cab for you to your destination so you don't have to go. An app that causes your phone to spin around fast enough to cause a miniature tornado. An app that causes your screen to emit a flash of light at a frequency that stimulates the viewer's brain and causes them to like anime. An app that emits a high-pitched, piercing whistle that causes permanent hearing loss. It inserts this sound randomly into all phone conversations.
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Feb 3, 2016 20:15
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An OKCupid for cats. My 7 cats are looking for partners. They have one another, sure, but they're FAMILY. Sprinkles and Pepper and Muggy are wanting to get back out in the cat socialization scene just to hang out and do stuff. Mittens is cool with being aloof and unattached. Doc-Ten, Mellow, and Oreo are looking for serious relationships, only.
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Feb 3, 2016 20:19
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An app for a single-threaded forum where all the posts are 140 characters or less An app that detects shitposts and replaces them with a single pile of poo emoji An app that helps you find that one emoji you're looking for but can't ever find when you need it
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Feb 3, 2016 20:21
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An app that makes a lightsaber come out of the screen on your phone. An app that statically charges your hand so you can deliver the ultimate electric shock prank. An app that opens the floodgates. An app that lets you play as the bad guys in other people's video games and they don't know you're doing it. An app that summons clowns. An app that banishes criminals to the Phantom Zone. An app that detects when you're running low on Cheetos and calls 911 when you run out. An app with step by step instructions on how to commit Hara Kiri.
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Feb 3, 2016 20:22
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An app that pretends to be interested in your dreams (the kind you have while you are asleep). An app that actively discourages you from having or pursuing dreams (goals).
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Feb 3, 2016 20:24
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An app that records your dreams and posts them on facebook automatically. An app that deletes Twitter. An app that creates a simulated civilization that is actually alive and have true sentience. An app that banishes skeletons, even if someone living is using them at the time. An app that lowers the temperature of your phone to absolute zero when you press it. An app that raises the temperature of your phone to absolute 100 when you press it. An app that makes your butt rounder/fuller.
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Feb 3, 2016 20:28
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an app that reminds you to eat breakfast in the morning
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Feb 3, 2016 20:31
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An app that floods the 911 call center from multiple proxies 24 hours a day. It installs itself on other phones and automatically starts running rom them also. An app that detects food orders so you know who is ordering food nearby so you can intercept their food when it arrives. An app that orders new tires for your car. An app that scans your palm and tells your fortune. An app that coverts the phone camera to a spectrometer that can detect poison. An app that performs perception checks multiple times per second so nothing can get the drop on you.
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Feb 3, 2016 20:34
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An app that lets you pay for things with your phone and also buys products on your behalf if it thinks you would like them. An app that emits a sound repulsive to cats. An app that makes a snapping sound for you because you don't know how to snap your fingers.
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Feb 3, 2016 20:37
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applewhite have you ever heard of a thing called 'adderall'? ... that's a good app idea, actually
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Feb 3, 2016 20:38
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Mozi posted:applewhite have you ever heard of a thing called 'adderall'? You're just jelly of my good app ideas. An app that converts your facebook page to a Star Wars theme. An app that controls a fleshlight peripheral and makes sex noises.
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Feb 3, 2016 20:42
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an app that does voicemail better an app that tells you the location of the nearest one million spiders
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Feb 3, 2016 20:45
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An app that disables automatic doors from a distance but turns them back on when I walk up so people think I'm magical.
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Feb 3, 2016 20:46
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An app that changes color depending on what slurs you can use in that area
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Feb 3, 2016 20:48
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An app that simulates spelling bee anxiety
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Feb 3, 2016 20:53
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Applewhite posted:An app that controls a fleshlight peripheral and makes sex noises. There's no way that this doesn't exist yet
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Feb 3, 2016 20:56
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An app that releases a swarm of bees to sting you. An app that chlorinates your drinking water. An app that synchs up your fetish profile with your partner and requests/gives consent for your pre-approved list of sex acts. An app that detects when there's jizz on the screen and analyzes it for volume and consistency. An app that allows your phone to function as an IUD. An app that allows your phone to replace a busted headlight (or taillight) on your car. An app that dispenses soft serve ice cream and you can open the screen of your phone like a tiny glass door and there is a real soft-serve ice cream inside.
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Feb 3, 2016 20:58
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An app that is cruel to geese. Like, viciously cruel.
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Feb 3, 2016 21:05
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An app that mimics the Glamour Shots experience, including rhinestone accessories and a stone-washed denim jacket that you can put on but cannot keep. An app that makes all car horns make the honking "La Cucaracha" sound.
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Feb 3, 2016 21:06
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An app that is like a Sonicare toothbrush except it makes all your teeth fall out.
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Feb 3, 2016 21:10
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An app that jams the pokemon signal on the pokemon phone game so all the other players' pokemon become missingno. and corrupt their save files.
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Feb 3, 2016 21:11
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An app that turns your phone into a handheld tanning device for spot touch-ups.
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Feb 3, 2016 21:12
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An app that slowly whispers suicidal dreams in to the ears of sleeping airline pilots
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Feb 3, 2016 21:15
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An app that fuses the flesh of your fingers to the surface of the screen.
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Feb 3, 2016 21:17
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An app that spams votes for Donald Trump in any election where he is a candidate including contests where voters decide who is to be executed.
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Feb 3, 2016 21:20
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An app that trains roaches to put little sponges on their feet so that can clean your dishes.
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Feb 3, 2016 21:20
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an app where u scan a barcode or enter a movie title and it tells u what formats the movie is available on cause like sometimes i see a dvd and wonder if its on bluray or laserdisc
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