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why don't they know that the death star bombing was an inside job? plasma can't melt exhaust ports sheeple
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thathonkey posted:Can we talk about how AT-AT would be the worst military vehicle to design in a universe where every other vehicle uses some sort of propulsion technology they could've at least taken from battletech and add jumpjets or gyros or make it not topple like a drat toddler, imo
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Feb 3, 2016 17:10
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tbh there had to be rebel sympathy within the empire, how else would insurgents have won?
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Feb 3, 2016 17:15
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Applewhite posted:@ @ that, and the fact that the empire split into a billion sub-empires afterwards. some openly recruiting aliens etc
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Feb 3, 2016 17:19
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Moola posted:not cannon anymore idiot!!!! im gonna shoot your head with a cannon you dolt!!
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Feb 3, 2016 17:22
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facebook jihad posted:Why aren't there any genderqueers in Star Wars 3po's obviously gay as gently caress for r2's probe
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Feb 3, 2016 18:09
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if star wars battlefront 2 is to be believed, if both sides were semi-competent the empire would steamroll that entire planet fast as gently caress. just pop the speeders when they make their way towards you 
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Feb 4, 2016 03:09
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couldn't you just napalm/bomb/grenade a jedi? gl blocking thousands of pieces of shrapnel at once, or fire etc
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Feb 4, 2016 18:01
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Applewhite posted:Yes. dont they ionize gas or someshit so its like a canister??
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Feb 4, 2016 18:05
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so they pretty much use the gas poo poo because gunpowder doesn't exist, right? it seems totally inefficient unless there's some phaser poo poo or bullets can't go through stormtrooper plastic
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Feb 4, 2016 18:44
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but at what cost
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Feb 5, 2016 02:33
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would mirrors reflect blasters?
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Feb 5, 2016 21:19
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Applewhite posted:No because blasters fire bolts of coherent plasma, not beams of light. We've established this. why don't stormtroopers wear ablatives or something which would actually protect against a direct hit instead of plastic?
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Feb 5, 2016 23:07
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so are the empire remnant dudes just the diehards who didn't wise up when their first empire was killed, and mostly technological eggheads and lovely commanders? they certainly made the stormtrooper hiring standards really loving lax
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Feb 6, 2016 03:26
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as much as george lucas loves having a hardon for pure good/pure hitler, palpatine was right about jedis being a threat to democarcy imo. in the lovely prequals he's just like "yeah dooko's sorta bad can you kill him" and baby vader was totally down for it no questions asked
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Feb 8, 2016 00:07
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Germstore posted:And the whole clone/slave army thing. Jedi had it coming. who decides that the proper way to fight a bunch of robots is loving cloning slaves edit: honestly they're just as lovely and misguided if the movies are to be believed. only difference is that there's literally zero women antagonists
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Feb 8, 2016 00:16
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Agraya posted:It seemed like a good idea at the time. why not make your own robots 
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Feb 8, 2016 00:23
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Automatic Slim posted:Did one Jedi look around at the clone army and laser cannons and space ships and said, "Who paid for this poo poo?" the proud working taxpayers on tatooine, obv
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Feb 8, 2016 00:55
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SHISHKABOB posted:If you don't believe the movies then what the gently caress is a "Jedi"????? allah, of course
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Feb 8, 2016 01:33
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Moltke posted:warhammer 40k universe is much more interesting and cool imo 18 billion men died to take this hill.  though the IG has a special place in my heart
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Feb 8, 2016 17:31
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Moltke posted:warhammer 40k universe is much more interesting and cool imo 18 billion men died to take this hill. though the IG has a special place in my heart
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Feb 8, 2016 17:31
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the IG are a bunch of mundane scrubs in a universe of exploding rocket guns and space magic, which in an ironic way makes them unique, imo
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Feb 8, 2016 17:43
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gbs rogue trader night?? 
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Feb 8, 2016 17:51
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Because they're made by these idiots: would
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Feb 8, 2016 19:04
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what was the empire's justification for being space-racist? just 420 smoke hitler or was there some actual sentiment they had against them?
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Feb 8, 2016 19:10
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Moltke posted:So what do you think will happen when the golden throne fails and the emperor of mankind dies? will he be reborn? turn into a daemon prince? will the warp beacon disappear resulting in the immediate and permanent collapse of the human empire? will humans attempt some sort of last ditch offensive against the dark eldar to takeover the webway? he'll get up from it
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Feb 8, 2016 20:22
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when will that one actual chaos god rear his ugly head? the malice guy or whoever.
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Feb 8, 2016 20:33
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imagine how many civilians died in the terror attack on the death star
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Feb 9, 2016 04:59
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A Strange Aeon posted:Why would killing droids be better anyway? The ones we see in the movies have personality and emotions, right? the skeleton ones are like walking dishwashers with guns or somesuch mentally, it's the commander droids that do all the mental work
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Feb 9, 2016 14:53
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Shnag posted:Regular combat droids actually show empathy and capture the gungans rather then slaughtering them when the droids overrun them in that grassy field battle in Episode I. Telling them to surrender and sparing their lives in the process. Then the droids get shut down when the mothership blows up and they all just get thrown out. C-3PO and R2 have been repeatedly showing having empathy, planning, cowardliness etc. Droids are capable of fearing death yet get slaughtered for fun. Pretty messed up. space oppression is a serious and real threat in jedi culture
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Feb 9, 2016 16:27
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it wasn't the droids telling them to surrender, it was the ai on that ship. those little skeleton fuckers are just puppets
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Feb 9, 2016 17:01
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Improbable Lobster posted:Easier to use the force to block a bullet than a laser. hell, in the new movie a laser gets blocked, i think one piece of lead would too
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Feb 9, 2016 18:48
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what if we just built a wall around the jedi?
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Feb 9, 2016 21:09
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what's the gay scene like in sw?
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Feb 10, 2016 02:35
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Orkin Mang posted:heil vader!!
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Feb 10, 2016 08:00
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nomadologique posted:tacticalurbanhomo trolling in the most boring fashion possible yeehaw and yet it still works
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Feb 10, 2016 18:11
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A Strange Aeon posted:I brought up the droid issue knowing the post quality it would lead to. I knew and did it anyway. Guess I'm a Dark Sider. HOW COULD YOU?! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!
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Feb 11, 2016 00:57
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can droids be gay? are there exhaust port friendly lubes in the sw universe? some astroglide but instead of glitter it's got ewok hair
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Applewhite posted:All droids are the same sex so technically all droids are gay. * and  combined*
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