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How does one deal itself
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Feb 3, 2016 14:54
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Wait'll the Transgender community hears about this
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Feb 3, 2016 14:55
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hey bob, that's a real nice nose you've got on that fart there
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Feb 3, 2016 14:56
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This topic smells. Of incipient  .
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Feb 3, 2016 18:33
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i smell all my farts and im proud of each one
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Feb 3, 2016 18:49
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These farts have become self aware, Skyfart 2020, rise of the farts *Massive fart rips through chain link fence, woman holding on to fence turns into skeleton, farts play on the merry go round
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Feb 3, 2016 19:19
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a better question would be; is a fart with no smell truly a fart at all?
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Feb 3, 2016 20:15
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Feb 3, 2016 20:18
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What kind of dumb dumb thinks of a stupid question like this? Farts don't have noses, how can they smell? You need to go back to school or something OP
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Feb 3, 2016 20:19
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satanic splash-back posted:What kind of dumb dumb thinks of a stupid question like this? Farts don't have noses, how can they smell? fart school imo
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Feb 3, 2016 20:32
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satanic splash-back posted:What kind of dumb dumb thinks of a stupid question like this? Farts don't have noses, how can they smell? Plants don't have noses but definitely smell. I can smell that dank right now myself.
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Feb 3, 2016 20:42
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A fart isn't a conscious entity, it doesn't respond to stimuli and has no organ devoted to the sense of smell. I feel confident in saying the the fart doesn't have to smell itself as it is an unthinking cloud of airborne particles and is unable to act in any way be it forced or otherwise.
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Feb 3, 2016 20:43
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:fart school imo i've got a phD in applied fart studies. been trying to replicate the large hadron collider in my intestines for some time now, i think i'm making progress
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Feb 3, 2016 20:44
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Mozi posted:i've got a phD in applied fart studies. been trying to replicate the large hadron collider in my intestines for some time now, i think i'm making progress Godspeed, Professor.
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Feb 3, 2016 20:48
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Mozi posted:i've got a phD in applied fart studies. been trying to replicate the large hadron collider in my intestines for some time now, i think i'm making progress taco bell and jack daniels, my friend you're welcome
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Feb 3, 2016 20:57
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Well smelling is to percieve odor, and that requieres a subject. So, answering whatever farts smell, is answering the age old question: How does an entity adquiere sentience? And the answer is one we, goons, can't even get near to. Thus in our ignorance, i suggest we just continue using the folk theories about fart-sentience, while being aware that those are nothing more than narratives we tell ourselves to walk throught our lives with relative peace of mind, and not the defintive truth.
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Feb 3, 2016 20:59
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Mozi posted:i've got a phD in applied fart studies. been trying to replicate the large hadron collider in my intestines for some time now, i think i'm making progress Same but my anal sphincter is a large hardon collider
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Feb 3, 2016 20:59
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wow some grade-A philosoraptor meme content in this thread
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Feb 4, 2016 06:28
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:wow some grade-A philosoraptor meme content in this thread This is a fart trying to smell itself
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Feb 4, 2016 06:30
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In order to answer this question one must first define the speed of smell.
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Feb 4, 2016 06:33
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nomadologique posted:no text ur supposed to type "&nb.sp;" (without the .)if you dont want to have text ya big gay dummy
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Feb 4, 2016 06:35
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Mozi posted:i've got a phD in applied fart studies. been trying to replicate the large hadron collider in my intestines for some time now, i think i'm making progress cool i studied to be a belch médicin at the institute in paris. two sides of the same coin some say
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Feb 4, 2016 07:14
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A fart has to smell itself, OP. But, it's so used to smelling constant fart that it's used to it and doesn't know that it smells offensively, much like a foreigner.
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Feb 4, 2016 07:24
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posting from the fartmine
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Feb 4, 2016 10:23
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faaaartsss in the wind all we are is farts in the wiiiiiiinnnnd
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Feb 4, 2016 11:15
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:cool i studied to be a belch médicin at the institute in paris. two sides of the same coin some say i lost my acreditation after i testified on the basis of thighrub marks that there was no evidence the defendant farted but that the loud noise wsa a result of friction in the thigs. i was hamered at the time and missed clear signs of shart pollen and drainage chanels and she was aquitted. id been drunk in fartopsies before and never made an error. my paper on dingleberry morphology is still authoritative but nobody cares. its all in the past now anyways, cant go back and change it. but the case of who dealt it vs not me will forever be the worst moment in my profesional life. Orkin Mang fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Feb 4, 2016 |
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Feb 4, 2016 12:01
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Orkin Mang posted:i lost my acreditation after i testified on the basis of thighrub marks that there was no evidence the defendant farted but that the loud noise wsa a result of friction in the thigs. i was hamered at the time and missed clear signs of shart pollen and drainage chanels and she was aquitted. id been drunk in fartopsies before and never made an error. my paper on dingleberry morphology is still authoritative but nobody ares. its all in the past now anyways, cant go back and change it. but the case of who dealt it vs not me will forever be the worst moment in my profesional life. its a very strict rule and pretty much scalias fault due to his strict interpretation of "constitutional" as "daily BM" which is ONLY in solid or liquid poopoo form which is vague bullshit thanks Shitizens United
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Feb 4, 2016 13:37
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Excuse me. Ahem. Yes. That is dead stuff and alive stuff leaking away from your rear. Good job at being a dumbass and not knowing how your own rear end works. This thing knows what it's doing. Do you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYDkzqCfJzg
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Feb 4, 2016 13:46
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farts can't smell, dude. They don't have noses.
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Feb 4, 2016 16:58
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This is my favorite anime
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Feb 4, 2016 17:13
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See, this is what I'm talking about. He couldn't smell himself. What if... What if we are all farts.
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