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i see you are a reptile owner. thats usually a red flag for me. plus you reproduced. yikes. maybe fill a your bathtub with drano and get in it?
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extra stout posted:as a homeless libertarian naturalist i dont know about those contract words or apartments really but i am very curious about your pheasants, 12 gauge Remington semi-automatic, 1100 series I think. Very quick ifd you know the trick to doing it and don't mind eating just the breast. They taste wonderful; lighter and more delicate than chicken. I marinated them in soy sauce, apple cider vinegar, brown sugar and a few other things I can't remember.
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You should go and live at the library. Seriously, you're the one being flaky here. Check what the tenancy laws in your state say about appropriate notice for viewings, but I don't blame the landlord one bit for trying to find a tenant who wants a long term lease after his last tenant bailed before the lease was up and you're not willing to lock yourself in to being a long term tenant because you want the option to up and leave.
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dad gay. so what posted:i see you are a reptile owner. thats usually a red flag for me. plus you reproduced. yikes. ha ha. gay dad so what drinks his bathwater
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Also I dunno why you're being an idiot about just looking up the laws yourself or at least mentioning what state you're in but here's the state by state laws on this: https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/chart-notice-requirements-enter-rental-29033.html
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also make the place look as misrable and creepy as possible. have all the faucets turned so they slightly drip. The lighting needs to be dull and dark. If you can make things creek or bump all the time that too is good.
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Lolie posted:You should go and live at the library. and hes a reptile owner. that spells gross flaky weirdo white trash idiot to me. i bet it stinks in there cause of the unemployed OP, his neglected baby, his dogs, and his reptiles. plus the bugs. someone should actually call social services.
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TBH I think it is nice that they are offering to sign a new lease with you because you will probably be a problem tenant if you are not already.
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I think you should gtfo
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Three Olives posted:TBH I think it is nice that they are offering to sign a new lease with you because you will probably be a problem tenant if you are not already. trust me, he is.
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Feb 4, 2016 01:55
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kill him murder your landlord it is the least anyone who chooses to become a landlord deserves
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Hey op be sure to let us all know how calling out the landlord works out when you don't have a lease.
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Op, did you guys ever let the landlord you were taking over the lease?
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That's cheap as gently caress rent OP. I pay 1400 for a loving 1 bedroom.
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de_dust posted:That's cheap as gently caress rent OP. I pay 1400 for a loving 1 bedroom. where the gently caress do you live?
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de_dust posted:That's cheap as gently caress rent OP. I pay 1400 for a loving 1 bedroom. its a shithole. did you see all the poo poo thats going on in there? guy doesnt even have a job...ugh
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Honky Dong Country posted:Hey op be sure to let us all know how calling out the landlord works out when you don't have a lease. Op is trying to make himself look like the victim here but actually he holds most of the cards. If they've been there for a month already they could potentially make the landlords life a living hell, it's pretty difficult to get people evicted nowadays.
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You probably shouldn't complain about anything in a 2 bed/bathroom apartment that costs less than $800 a month. At least they gave you a notice at all, poo poo. Where do you live that it's so difficult to rent your apartment that they need 6 months to find a new tenant?? Seems odd as hell. Make sure they aren't going to kick you out or something...
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Voltage posted:You probably shouldn't complain about anything in a 2 bed/bathroom apartment that costs less than $800 a month. At least they gave you a notice at all, poo poo. he is being evicted, actually. read between the lines
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ArbitraryC posted:Op is trying to make himself look like the victim here but actually he holds most of the cards. If they've been there for a month already they could potentially make the landlords life a living hell, it's pretty difficult to get people evicted nowadays. Did they sign a sub-let lease that was oked by the landlord? As far as I can tell the lease of the person they were living in ran out and they don't have a leg to stand on
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Voltage posted:You probably shouldn't complain about anything in a 2 bed/bathroom apartment that costs less than $800 a month. At least they gave you a notice at all, poo poo. quote:Where do you live that it's so difficult to rent your apartment that they need 6 months to find a new tenant?? Seems odd as hell. Make sure they aren't going to kick you out or something...
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dad gay. so what posted:he is being evicted, actually. read between the lines He's practically a squatter.
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dad gay. so what posted:he is being evicted, actually. read between the lines close, pressure tactic to get us to sign a new lease According to state law (thanks btw) they're required to give us 24 hours notice.
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dad gay. so what posted:he is being evicted, actually. read between the lines who cares? he never signed anything saying he would live there.
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Darth123123 posted:He's practically a squatter.
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Kumo posted:According to state law (thanks btw) they're required to give us 24 hours notice.
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ArbitraryC posted:Op is trying to make himself look like the victim here but actually he holds most of the cards. If they've been there for a month already they could potentially make the landlords life a living hell, it's pretty difficult to get people evicted nowadays. Not really. Where I'm at it would just require thirty days' notice and boom, a sheriff comes to your door. If somebody doesn't have a lease, then it's a question of if they are legally a resident. If they are (like if they're receiving mail there etc) then it's the same as any other eviction. The landlord only needs a specific reason if there's a lease in place that states under what specific conditions you can be thrown out. I don't pretend to be an expert, but I worked 5 years in the apartment industry and saw a couple cases of people whose lease had expired refusing to leave. All the property had to do was evict them since they weren't covered by a lease. Which is exactly what's gonna happen to the OP if he doesn't lease up, and especially if he rubs em the wrong way.
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Suck his dick, op.
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hell, squatters might have more rights
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Kumo posted:close, pressure tactic to get us to sign a new lease to the person who signed the lease.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:where the gently caress do you live? Probably not a shithole, I'm trying to find my sister a 3 bedroom place for a year in my neighborhood and have found exactly two places that fit their needs under their $4k budget, $3,500 that already had a pending lease and $3,800.
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Honky Dong Country posted:Not really. Where I'm at it would just require thirty days' notice and boom, a sheriff comes to your door. If somebody doesn't have a lease, then it's a question of if they are legally a resident. If they are (like if they're receiving mail there etc) then it's the same as any other eviction. The landlord only needs a specific reason if there's a lease in place that states under what specific conditions you can be thrown out.
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Download the schmorky audio and crank that up as you hear them coming
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lol at how dumb everyone in the world is. im assuming everyone in this thread is a millennial, which is another reason for him to be evicted btw. but here is something you will apperently never understand you entitled fucks: people dont want lovely shitheads living in places they own. they arent your parents you dumb shits.
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ArbitraryC posted:It can vary place to place and I only really know about the laws in seattle because of family renting out a home but at least there it's an absolute pain in the rear end to get people kicked out, can be very expensive and time consuming. Like and this is with clear evidence of lease violations, stuff that's easy to document and use in courts
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Get the following supplies: • 4 cups sugar • 2 cups water • a small saucepan • a wooden spoon • blue food coloring • a small, clean glass jar • a measuring cup • waxed paper Optional: -Batteries - cold medicine boxes - lp tank off your grill - gram scale or even a kitchen scale - baggies -your shotgun Bonus list: - 70s or 80s Camaro Use the first list to make some blue rock candy and the second list as props around the kitchen. Borrow the Camaro and park it in the yard. Or if this would happen to be on/near Ball State campus, you might try to hire legendary death metal band Necrophagus to jam in the living room.
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Honky Dong Country posted:Which is exactly what's gonna happen to the OP if he doesn't lease up, and especially if he rubs em the wrong way. Jesus loving christ, we HAVE A GODDAMN LEASE
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