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Ahaha this rules op
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havin' high hopes for this 
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Feb 6, 2016 06:32
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I gave her the old itchy tomb
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Feb 6, 2016 12:37
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I think we need a fighter with the strength fortitude gumption and chutzpah to bring home the ultimate bacon. Vote donald zimmerman
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Feb 6, 2016 14:28
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gently caress bitches, get money. Boom
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Feb 6, 2016 14:31
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Jimson posted:I think we need a fighter with the strength fortitude gumption and chutzpah to bring home the ultimate bacon. Vote donald zimmerman it just goes to show that all our posts are really the same meaningless content when framed in the context of becoming anything, let alone esteemed ultimate fighters. we have no donald zimmerman on this forum.
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Feb 6, 2016 20:42
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stoked xcom computers is 80s mike tyson in a sea of wusses
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Feb 7, 2016 08:47
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Come back op
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Feb 9, 2016 04:16
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I spend my day watching electricians install power lines and fire detectors in condos. I'm bored to death. Entertain me!
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Feb 9, 2016 17:31
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Isaac posted:Come back op This can be our new zybourne clock. Maybe...
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Fighter #7: Name: THE PWNER posted:i think its marvelous that in the australian outback you can find fauna and flora such as trees, aboriginals, rabbits, kangaroos, platypus, and spider EorayMel posted:havin' high hopes for this Jimson posted:I think we need a fighter with the strength fortitude gumption and chutzpah to bring home the ultimate bacon. Vote donald zimmerman Name: Marvelous Hope Fighter Stats: 57*32*31 = 56544 56544 divided by 41 Remainder is 5 This man is the biggest loving pussy, holy poo poo. 'Fortitude' appears in 1 of the posts 'Power': appears in 0 of the posts (Strength appears in 1, though) 'Agility': appears in 0 of the posts 'Special Technique': appears in 0 of the posts Fortitude: 2 Power: 3 Agility: 0 Special Technique: 0 Special Technique: Length Roll: 2 1st Roll: 5 Rap sheet: “User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.” 2nd Roll: 6 “Supreme”, “Final”, or “Ultimate” With this in mind, I think his special ability will be “Loser Supreme”, since that’s what he is. Special Technique: Loser Supreme Presenting Fighter #7  Fighter #8: Name: Sabriel posted:it just goes to show that all our posts are really the same meaningless content when framed in the context of becoming anything, let alone esteemed ultimate fighters. we have no donald zimmerman on this forum. Ceciltron posted:I spend my day watching electricians install power lines and fire detectors in condos. I'm bored to death. Entertain me! EorayMel posted:This can be our new zybourne clock. Name: Meaningless Fire Clock Stats: 42*31*59 = 76818 76818 divided by 41 Remainder is 25 I think this guy is the second best of all of them at this point. 'Fortitude' appears in 0 of the posts 'Power': appears in 0 of the posts 'Agility': appears in 0 of the posts 'Special Technique': appears in 0 of the posts So I guess I can do whatever I want. I don’t feel like a meaningless clock is very fast. But maybe it has some amazing special power. Fortitude: 6 Power: 6 Agility: 3 Special Technique: 10 Special Technique: Length Roll: 5 1st Roll: 4 “choose” 2nd Roll: 1 11 3rd Roll: 5 “Breaking the rules with a erotic thread!” I clearly have to choose the word “erotic” from the rapsheet, but to make it work, I’m gonna expand it to “Erotic Thread” 4th Roll: 1 May 21, 2006 I’ll just take the ‘1’ 5th Roll: 6 Supreme Special Technique: Choose 11 Erotic Threads: 1 Supreme Presenting Fighter #8   All eight fighters have been created!Soon I will post the tournament bracket, and then the fight will begin. Place your bets now, if you have any.
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Feb 10, 2016 03:34
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I bet on aussie man
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Feb 10, 2016 05:02
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I bet 3 moles of nitrogen on meaningless fire clock
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Feb 10, 2016 05:31
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BRACKET FINALIZED Fights will begin tomorrow. I've updated the first post with the bracket (and i'll keep the latest bracket there at all times) and all the fighter profiles so that it can be referenced.
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Feb 10, 2016 07:15
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FIRST MATCH First, meet the fighters.   Stoked XCOM computer: Health: 30 Damage: 1d6+5 Agility: 8 Special: 9 Bad First Friend: Health: 20 Damage: 1d6+2 Agility: 4 Special: 4 Now, meet the dice.  Coin toss to determine who goes first. XCOM computer calls heads...  Yep, that's heads. XCOM gets the first attack. Let's roll the dice.  Jesus dick what an owch. 20 is a hit and that's 10 damage off the bat. XCOM computer opens by grabbing BFF and ripping both his arms off at the same time. BFF is now at 10/20 health. BFF's turn.  A hit! But only 3 damage dealt. XCOM is at 27/30. BFF swings his arm stumps and bleeds all over the computer's webcam, blinding it, a little. This is probably gonna be brief. XCOM's turn.  That's already 9 damage. BFF is only at 1 health... XCOM computer smashes BFF over the the head, then kicks him in the knees. BFF's turn.  Just barely a hit. But for 8 damage! That's maximum for BFF. XCOM is now at 19 HP. BFF pulls out his pocket knife with his teeth and spits it right into XCOM computer's chest. XCOM's turn.  Dead. XCOM's torso opens up and a rocket shoots out, blowing BFF to pieces. ...But! Maybe BFF can succeed on his secret technique roll!  No. Doesn't look like it. XCOM computer leaves only a smoldering corpse in his wake. XCOM computer wins the first match. 
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Feb 11, 2016 06:14
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Xcom computer is loving ruthless
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Feb 11, 2016 10:24
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it looks terrifying but you know the protagonist would figure out a way to bang some structures and cause it to attack some support beam or structure crushing itself to death due to its dependency on sound. Gosts posted:
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Feb 11, 2016 10:56
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Bad first friend should become champ. It would be the ultimate gently caress you to everyone else to lose to him. The goon underdog. Screw you Kalin, it was high school. I tried to be a good friend 
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Feb 11, 2016 11:07
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Wicker Man posted:Bad first friend should become champ. It would be the ultimate gently caress you to everyone else to lose to him. The goon underdog. you were their first friend? And it was high school? Jesus maybe they're the bad person and not you.
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Feb 11, 2016 11:10
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Microwaves Mom posted:you were their first friend? And it was high school? Jesus maybe they're the bad person and not you. They actually were lame at first, but did a 180 after a year or two in HS. Got popular, then outgrew me. So it's like the rolls switched. Ahh, life 
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Wicker Man posted:They actually were lame at first, but did a 180 after a year or two in HS. Got popular, then outgrew me. So it's like the rolls switched. Ahh, life They used you and you became the uncool one.
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Feb 11, 2016 11:43
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Eagerly awaiting more violence itt
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Feb 12, 2016 19:57
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Isaac posted:Xcom computer is loving ruthless fuckin oath mate
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Quick note, I have a lot going on in real life so there's more delay between matches then i'd like there to be. I will try to make sure this is updated regularly, though. SECOND MATCH Our fighters today:   Pretty Dead Girl: Health: 16 Damage: 1d6+2 Agility: 4 Special: 4 Smoking Good Australian: Health: 18 Damage: 1d6+2 Agility: 3 Special: 4 A fairly even match, this time. Let's have a coin toss. Pretty Dead Girl will call heads.  Oops, tails. Australian goes first. Let's rooooolllllll the-  Oh, that's a miss. 3 is under Pretty Dead Girl's Agility rating. Australian throws some kitchen knives at her, but they just fly between her ribs. PDG's Turn  Alright, that's pretty good. 6 damage. Pretty Dead Girl takes the knives that Aussie threw at her, and uses them to start removing his skin so she can wear it while he starts screaming. SGA at 12/18 Next turn.  Oh! Interesting. Aussie hits back even harder with 7 damage. As his skin is peeled off, he throws herbs and spices into Pretty Dead Girl's non-existent eyes, blinding her, before he punches her in pelvic bone PDG at 9/16 PDG's turn again  The numbers keep going up! With blind fury, she removes one of her ribs and stabs Aussie right through the stomach! Aussie at 4/18  Aussie hits back, kicking one of Pretty Dead Girl's shins loose, causing it to fly across the room along with her foot. PDG at 5/16  Oooh, nope. That's negative 2 for Smoking Good Australian. She takes her deadly, deadly pointy fingers and stabs him right in the heart. He's down, but is he out?  drat, that's 14! One higher and his special technique would have activated! Alas, SGA has been defeated. That's the end of today's match. Here is the updated bracket. 
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Oh no 
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Feb 15, 2016 01:19
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I hope that sandwich was good. It looked good.
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Im gonna jump on the xcom computer bandwagon
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