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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
would totally plow that burg

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
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Pennywise the Frown posted:

I don't like this opinion. Steak fries are just a soft and dry slab of potato. No clue how you would get your seasoning to stick. Every time I've ever tried to season a steak fry it just falls right off because after they get out of the fryer, well... they dry. This goes with any fry really. You have to season them immediately out of the fryer so the seasonings stick.

Just put a whole loving potato skin and all into this thing, fry them twice, then season when done. Perfect.



edit: I'm actually not even a big fan of fries. :(

Instead of frying them twice, why not just fry them correctly the first time?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



you have to fry fries twice if you want them to be crispy and moist. once at a low temperature to cook the potatoes, then let them cool, then at a high temp to brown them

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Jesus Christ posted:

It's definitely not a US thing, the person who took the picture asked for them.

To what purpose? We may never know.

No it came with chips.

It's somewhat common in Ohio but I don't like it, hence the order of fries for an extra 2.99 I didn't even touch because I was not expected my burger to be gigantic.

Real talk though, the chips were pretty good.

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
That looks like a really tasty burger.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

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The Goatfather posted:

you have to fry fries twice if you want them to be crispy and moist. once at a low temperature to cook the potatoes, then let them cool, then at a high temp to brown them

I think you're eating chump fries. If you just fry them once to brown them they stay crunchy and delicious on the inside.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Tryhard fries are fried twice but you can do once if the fries are the right size / type of tater

Best fried starch thing is cassava fry

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

raw bacon

Feedback Agency
Apr 23, 2014

gently caress your burger, eat a shooter's sandwich



Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Let the cow just look at the oven in terror and then bring it out to me

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Feedback Agency posted:

gently caress your burger, eat a shooter's sandwich





I made one of these once

Burg is better

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Let the cow just look at the oven in terror and then bring it out to me

Make that two.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
p tasty lookin burg op

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Feedback Agency posted:

gently caress your burger, eat a shooter's sandwich





These suck. No redeeming qualities besides portability I guess

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

notZaar posted:

I think you're eating chump fries. If you just fry them once to brown them they stay crunchy and delicious on the inside.

No. The proper way to cook fries is to fry them twice.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Feedback Agency posted:

gently caress your burger, eat a shooter's sandwich





Tried making these a few times because of the potential awesomeness factor. End result was always disappointment about wasted ribeyes that couldve been used in such better ways. But Jesus, what a glorious looking concept. Welp, that's my shooter sandwich story in the burg thread. Later alligators!

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

No. The proper way to cook fries is to fry them twice.

What about ramen noodles and EZ Mac? Do u have any hacks for how to cook those as well?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Feedback Agency posted:

gently caress your burger, eat a shooter's sandwich





what am i looking at here?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

dad gay. so what posted:

what am i looking at here?

A goony waste of steak.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Feedback Agency posted:

gently caress your burger, eat a shooter's sandwich





No. You're not my real dad you can't tell me what to do.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

reallivedinosaur posted:

A goony waste of steak.

it looks like a bag of assholes

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

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dad gay. so what posted:

it looks like a bag of assholes

Turn up the brightness on your screen.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

a friend once filled a waffle iron with batter and pepporoni and made a bitchin hand pizza. it's not enough for me to buy my own, but seems like a great way to live.

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I like the looks of that pickle Dave. Nice n Crisp.

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