Look at this cheeseburger I ate.

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Look at this cheeseburger I ate.

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

On Friday's I make my coworkers drive me to lunch so they can bitch about each others bosses. I decided on a place I saw on Man vs Food today, I bought a cheeseburger and it was a good cheeseburger overall. Pictured above you will find about 3/4 lb of medium rare hamburger with assorted deli meats and cheese on top. Banana peppers, mushrooms, onions, pickles, lettuce.

gently caress off right out of this thread if you don't like gourmet cheeseburgers for lunch. Suck my dick vegans, fight me.

Honorable mention to the $2.99 fries that tragically went unused. The waiter lolled when I asked to throw them in

. I nervously tapped my fingers together and quietly mumbled "cheat daaaay" as he walked away.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 03:51

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 11:54

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

looks like a bad rear end burg, dude. i just dont know how to eat those type of burgers. crush them into a mold that you carry with you? cut them into bits? i dont get it.

what was your technique?

i hate being covered in grease. but im willing to do it for the right burg

I cut this burger into halves but the bottom bun disintigrated after 3 bites so I had to fork and knife some of it. I can confirm was covered in grease and it was worth it.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 04:08

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Big Beef City posted:

I don't like other meats on a burg.
Like bacon on a cheeseburger? For some reason I feel it's overkill and don't get them. I didn't used to feel this way, but I have for some time now. There's nothing wrong with it, but it's just my opinion.

Thank you for reading.

It tasted like a cheeseburger on a really good deli sandwich. Probably the best cheeseburger I've ever had, I can only suggest you give it another shot at this clearly superior cheeseburger store.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 04:10

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

genesplicer posted:

Doesn't look eaten to me...

I will follow up tomorrow morning with pics of the eaten version.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 04:13

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Big Beef City posted:

That's like saying it was like a chocolate shake in a really good pineapple upside down cake.
It doesn't have to be all the things at the same time and frankly I find your comments upsetting

My foot will upset your rear end bro, fight me!

# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 04:19

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Halah posted:

That looks like the Thurman, is that the Thurman? Mmmmmmmm

It's the Thurman Burger.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 05:06

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Jesus Christ posted:

That's what's known as a "try-hard burger" and they're always inevitably crappy because you can't fit the loving thing in your mouth so you end up eating it in imbalanced bites. The ingredients all look good -- the bun looks toasted yet overly so, the patty is hand formed without overmushing of the meat, the veggies look crisp and fresh, the cheese is melted delectably over deli meats -- yet you have to eat it in awkward chunks where the ratios of bread:meat:cheese:veggies are all thrown out of whack, resulting in every bite being a disappointment of what the initial presentation suggested.

What kind of a moron can't figure out how to eat their food evenly? Stop being a little bitch and mash that poo poo in your mouth if you're not old enough to handle utensils properly.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 06:21

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Jesus Christ posted:

It's definitely not a US thing, the person who took the picture asked for them.

To what purpose? We may never know.

No it came with chips.

It's somewhat common in Ohio but I don't like it, hence the order of fries for an extra 2.99 I didn't even touch because I was not expected my burger to be gigantic.

Real talk though, the chips were pretty good.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 17:42

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 11:54

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Feedback Agency posted:

gently caress your burger, eat a shooter's sandwich

No. You're not my real dad you can't tell me what to do.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 17:27

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Look at this cheeseburger I ate.