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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
i'm never really sure what's acceptable or not 'cause it seems to change every time a moderator has a wet dream.

is this kosher?



thanks,
jesus

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Jesus Christ

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
kosher is just a special way jews have to eat pickles

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
meatspin

dont transhame

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Dismemberment is great, so are random acts of violence. Images of drug use and domestic abuse are totally fine. The hellscapes of war and famine are on the table. The pain and struggles of the poor and oppressed are a-okay, as are the dead and broken bodies of children left to rot in the sand. Female nipples are right out though, don't be disgusting.

clone on the phone fucked around with this message at 12:24 on Feb 6, 2016

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

I respond to this the same way that I responded to it 10 years ago:

http://www.lowtaxeslovebox.com/prolapsedfullfilment.jpg[/img]

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Circumsized wieners

Holes in sheets

The usual

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
i think a rabbi has to bless it first

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Mr. Unlucky posted:

i think a rabbi has to bless it first

For the record kosher food doesn't need a blessing, you just need a rabbi to come by and certify that you're not torturing your animals to death or rubbing cheese all over them or secretly marketing pork as beef or whatever

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

loquacius posted:

For the record kosher food doesn't need a blessing, you just need a rabbi to come by and certify that you're not torturing your animals to death or rubbing cheese all over them or secretly marketing pork as beef or whatever

So what if I bribe the rabbi?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
She's falling over and her first instinct is to grab a penis.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

satanic splash-back posted:

So what if I bribe the rabbi?

Why stop there, you could also bribe all your customers to tell people you sold them food and it was delicious

It'd really cut down on your work hours

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Jesus Christ, what is the answer to the Jewish question?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Rasmussen posted:

Dismemberment is great, so are random acts of violence. Images of drug use and domestic abuse are totally fine. The hellscapes of war and famine are on the table. The pain and struggles of the poor and oppressed are a-okay, as are the dead and broken bodies of children left to rot in the sand. Female nipples are right out though, don't be disgusting.

welcome to america

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yjp40UMhH0

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
The kosherness of this post has nothing to do with the Jewish idea of kosher as you know it.

But yes, it's kosher as far as I know JC.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

This for example is questionable kosher, but I'm going to allow it.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Homegrown pornography

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Jesus Christ posted:

i'm never really sure what's acceptable or not 'cause it seems to change every time a moderator has a wet dream.

is this kosher?



thanks,
jesus

pretty much, except like the two people in the foreground should both be guys and they should both be like the dude in the background

www
Aug 4, 2010

big boobs are ok to post, post them here if you want

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
ok

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


scat porn is all the rage these days, lol if your phone's lock screen does not make it appear as though the glass of the screen is a table a voluptuous woman is squatting over

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Very kosher.

A Very Sexy Baby
Sep 25, 2007

I can't help it if men are attracted to me.
hi

I love you

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

it's kosher to post good images. choose those.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

sexy:

humorous:

bizarre:

these are all good templates for future posting op.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
what is goatse?

img 66?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
photos from gooncamp are NOT kosher

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

A misanthrope posted:

photos from gooncamp are NOT kosher



haha, let's concoct this elaborate scenario so you can photograph me doing something "gross" haha, it'll be a good goof, haha

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

haha, let's concoct this elaborate scenario so you can photograph me doing something "gross" haha, it'll be a good goof, haha

we're soooo whacky and insane!! hahahaha

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