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I just went to get some gas and a drink fro Quik Trip and the lady in front of me asks the clerk "Do you have any Valentines Day lottery tickets?" and the guys says "no" and she says "Well, just pick me a winning ticket then" LAFFO OF COURSE I WILL LADY JUST FOR YOU. People bring their personal laptops in and call in, "Yeah I need you to put this on the network and load it with Office, I use it FOR WORK you see" Yeah no we won't do any of that clown. One guy bought a laptop and had his assistant bring it to our office, new in box, and said to do this, plus gave me his credit card number to purchase Office and install it for him. No you get hosed.
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 06:58 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYoUGkQJI64
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 22:23 |
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"Stupid garbage!" - a customer
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 22:24 |
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"i printed it this morning!" look rear end in a top hat, you're not funny. i've heard this a million times and we both know it doesn't encourage further conversation. let me check your bill for counterfeit and move on.
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 22:25 |
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I just went to get some gas and a drink fro Quik Trip and the lady in front of me asks the clerk "Do you have any Valentines Day lottery tickets?" and the guys says "no" and she says "Well, just pick me a winning ticket then"
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 22:27 |
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"I can't wait to log into the Something Awful Forums under my username PureEvil6_13 and post this real humdinger of a thread!"
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 22:27 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:"I can't wait to log into the Something Awful Forums under my username PureEvil6_13 and post this real humdinger of a thread!"
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 22:30 |
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hi I'm looking for goods and or services, I have money, are we close to a deal??
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 22:36 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1cb1Gk1ueE
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 22:46 |
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UUUHHH GOT ANY GUM????
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 23:05 |
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Ill Peripheral posted:UUUHHH GOT ANY GUM???? I wish Norm Macdonald were my customer
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:08 |
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symbolic posted:"i printed it this morning!" Alternatively "Did I do a good job?"
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:14 |
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*item fails to ring up* GUESS ITS FREE LOL
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:28 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:"I can't wait to log into the Something Awful Forums under my username PureEvil6_13 and post this real humdinger of a thread!" Owned Zone Population: PureEvil6_13 Can he recover his GBS street cred with a salty and hilarious reply? We shall see!
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:30 |
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mdm posted:I wish Norm Macdonald were my customer It'd be a huge headache I bet, but in a fun way.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:31 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:"I can't wait to log into the Something Awful Forums under my username PureEvil6_13 and post this real humdinger of a thread!" ahahahahahaha
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 01:43 |
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my dad didn't defeat hitler so i would have to press 1 for english this is america
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:01 |
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"Next time I hire you to gently caress me in the rear end, can you bring a black guy to fart in my mouth?" - OPs Dad
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:30 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:"I can't wait to log into the Something Awful Forums under my username PureEvil6_13 and post this real humdinger of a thread!"
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:33 |
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I used to work at a Wawa and one day a guy came in to buy cigarettes. We had to scan IDs as a means of checking them - the POS system accounts for ID scans and overrides on age restricted products and flags people doing the latter too much. So being the good associate that I am, I ask to see his ID and he says, "Sure, but only if you swear not to scan it!" I tell him I have to, it's part of my job. His response: "I don't want ya'll stealin' my information and selling it to the government!" His ID was a VA state driver's license.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:43 |
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PureEvil6_13 posted:I just went to get some gas and a drink fro Quik Trip and the lady in front of me asks the clerk "Do you have any Valentines Day lottery tickets?" and the guys says "no" and she says "Well, just pick me a winning ticket then"
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:46 |
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"Hello, I'd like to purchase your product/service"
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:53 |
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dead end retail worker honeypot thread
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:47 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:"Hello, I'd like to purchase your product/service"
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:54 |
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Nothing when they throw their credit card/ stack of twenties at you while looking at other poo poo.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:58 |
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Obligatory Toast posted:I used to work at a Wawa and one day a guy came in to buy cigarettes. We had to scan IDs as a means of checking them - the POS system accounts for ID scans and overrides on age restricted products and flags people doing the latter too much. So being the good associate that I am, I ask to see his ID and he says, "Sure, but only if you swear not to scan it!" yes but the information could be about the purchase, which the government cares oh so much about
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 04:01 |
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what would you like to drink sir? hyuk hyuk, a beer! and then i would stand stock still at the register, waiting for a real answer
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 04:12 |
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I worked in the hardware department at Sears during college. We always had women coming in with buckets of paint they bought and apparently it wasn't beige enough for their likings, whatever that means. "Can you make this paint more... beigey?" "Beigey? What do you mean?" "Like you know more like beige." "It is beige." "No I know but more." "Okay." *adds yellow, I guess* *it's totally hosed up now* "Manager to hardware please. Manager to hardware."
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 04:36 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:"Hello, I'd like to purchase your product/service"
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 04:43 |
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things i hate that customers do - breathing - being alive
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 04:44 |
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"customer's always right" gently caress you you're an idiot and wrong
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 04:45 |
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"Who are you and what are you doing in my room at 3 a.m.?"
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 04:46 |
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i worked at a wendy's and developed weird racisms. any time a mexican dude in overalls came in i'd think "oh just watch, he's gonna order a spicy chicken sandwich and a coke "
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 04:48 |
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mdm posted:yes but the information could be about the purchase, which the government cares oh so much about Also it could tell them where he was at that particular time.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 04:49 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i worked at a wendy's and developed weird racisms. any time a mexican dude in overalls came in i'd think "oh just watch, he's gonna order a spicy chicken sandwich and a coke " same here. whenever I see a mexican customer I assume they're going to have rowdy kids and gently caress up the store
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 04:51 |
Dusty Baker 2 posted:*item fails to ring up*
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 04:51 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i worked at a wendy's and developed weird racisms. any time a mexican dude in overalls came in i'd think "oh just watch, he's gonna order a spicy chicken sandwich and a coke " that's a pretty solid meal choice and i'm not even mexican
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 04:54 |
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LMAO if you talk to people outside the forums
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 04:54 |
Horniest Manticore posted:dead end retail worker honeypot thread I only wish I was dead. Sometimes I fantasize about a tweaker shooting me in the head
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 04:55 |
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Harald posted:that's a pretty solid meal choice and i'm not even mexican i agree, but positive stereotypes can still be hurtful.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 04:57 |