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eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Where is the caramel macchiato stand?

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Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

I went to the Super Bowl once and I was the only black guy who wasn't on the field

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Hmm these pretzels don't come with Asiago cheese?

Barco Fiesta
May 26, 2009




a fantasy of olives
*looking around condescendingly* haha yes mmm "handegg." love to watch the sportball men *appreciates the football ironically*

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
They couldn't afford it, thread fail

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Artisanal locally sourced pig skin

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
*ironicly*

If the Carolina Panthers win Super Bowl 50 I will change my name to 'Smelly Ballsack Guy'

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?
I'm at the stadium, but I'm watching the game on my iphone and sipping my caramel machiatto #hashtag #sports

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
I sincerely want cam newtan victory

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Ok fellas sorry I'm late to the tailgate. I've brought a meat and cheese platter. Did someone bring any arugula to pair with the honey and manchego?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
*politely asks pharell to remove his 10 gallon hat so people can see the game, plays fruit ninja on phone only pausing for timeouts and penalties*

Doghouse
Oct 22, 2004

I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
Hmm I don't think the NFL is diverse enough.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
*walks into stadium wearing a Broncos throwback jersey.*

*Sees a large number of people wearing the throwbacks too.*

*Takes off the jersey.*

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Full Metal Jackass posted:

*walks into stadium wearing a Broncos throwback jersey.*

*Sees a large number of people wearing the throwbacks too.*

*Takes off the jersey.*

lol

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

*talks to uninterested people about racism against black QB's*

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
I just watch for the commercials.


* fidgets with phone *


* moves to another barstool *



Superbowl huh? I just like to watch it for the commercials

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
*looks at urinal trough confused, pisses into Brita water bottle*

dendy crew
Jun 1, 2011

Dendy!, Dendy!, We love Dendy! Dendy - Everyone plays it!
https://vine.co/v/OtYVgI0rrpp

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Yeah, you might know it as the Super Bowl but it will always be the AFL-NFL World Championship Game to me. :smug:

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I used to be really into football before it became too commercial. Who was my favorite team? Oh, you've probably never heard of them.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Darth123123 posted:

They couldn't afford it, thread fail

I thought lots of disposable income with which to buy locally-sourced small-batch artisanal whatsits was a defining characteristic of the hipster

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


*gets a hot dog and a beer*

It's funny because they are so educated and cultured that eating cheap meat and drinking domestic beer is so below them.

AKA Pseudonym posted:

I thought lots of disposable income with which to buy locally-sourced small-batch artisanal whatsits was a defining characteristic of the hipster

Food is a cheap luxury.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Tricky D posted:

I used to be really into football before it became too commercial. Who was my favorite team? Oh, you've probably never heard of them.

Titans fan spotted.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
i think hipsters like sports unironically now

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
*asks hot dog man for a boca burger*

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

logical phalluses posted:

i think hipsters like sports unironically now

It's gone full circle and now it's cool to like things that you're too cool for.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
serious post, mellon arena serves sushi

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
I'm sure invested in this superball

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
*Walks up to guy at nacho and beer stand*

Afternoon sir, how is the craft brew cherry stout today?

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Is this beer barley to bottle?

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?
My favorite football team is the Chicago Cubs because no one expects them to win the Super Bowl. They're the ultimate under dogs!

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

FIRST TIME posted:

Titans fan spotted.

No way! I picked up a vintage Brooklyn Lions jersey at the thrift shop and they've been my team ever since.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



*dresses like vince lombardi

*doesn't know who that is

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

lol only good post in this thread

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
I Like Sports

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i lplan to drink beer

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





*has never watched a game during the regular or post season*

"I'm totally going to be live blogging this American football championship game to all my social media circles! The game between the.... *looks at ticket* Panthers and Broncos!!"

"I was going to watch at home, but I was like, FOMO! YOLO!"

"OMG too many people sucking up all the bandwidth. I'm going to have to watch these Super Bowl commercials in SD! Such bullshit! What is this, 2010??"

*sips latte*

Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Feb 7, 2016

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Anderron Shi posted:

I Like Sports

Butt stuff?

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Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
The TRUE football is the beautiful game, what you fools call "soccer"

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