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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

pLEASE PLEASE BE A GOOD GAME AND NOT A JOYLESS BLOWOUT

THANKS AND HAVE A NICE DAY

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
My dad wants to see Cam Newton get his rear end kicked because he's the personification of all those old white men who hate celebrations and all that dumb poo poo.

Goddamnit Dad.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Let us go the Panthers bitch :getin:

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx
Please merciful God, gently caress the Broncos to death.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I don't really care about either of these teams so I guess I just want some cool/funny poo poo to go down

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

The Duggler posted:

I don't normally watch football but I'm drunk and excited for this game

Welcome! I see you are fitting in well!

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
gently caress I should have included Sportsball in the thread title. Gah! Missed opportunities!

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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The Duggler posted:

I don't normally watch football but I'm drunk and excited for this game

You don't normally watch football but are watching the super bowl wow what the gently caress

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

My dad wants to see Cam Newton get his rear end kicked because he's the personification of all those old white men who hate celebrations and all that dumb poo poo.

Goddamnit Dad.

Cam as like the classiest celebrations.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Silly Burrito posted:

Go commercials.

Capitalism is always the true Super Bowl winner

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Ahhhhh god dammit Bart :(

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Go on, show me Drew Brees! :)

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
joe's drunk as gently caress

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Anyway I got a huge order of barbecue ribs and nachos and stuff being delivered shortly, so I'm happy as crap.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Len Dawson just keeps walking

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Bunch of old guys I never heard of.... BOOOORING

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Yay Len Dawson!

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
I'm white middle-aged men everywhere, desperately trying to find new ways to express my dislike of Cam Newton before giving up and calling him a friend of the family only for my wife/kids to get mad at me.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

this is going to be like that time at the oscars where they introduced every living oscar winner

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Anyone doing this live from home is a prick

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Mystic Stylez posted:

pLEASE PLEASE BE A GOOD GAME AND NOT A JOYLESS BLOWOUT

THANKS AND HAVE A NICE DAY

Why can you not find joy in a blowout?

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

My dad wants to see Cam Newton get his rear end kicked because he's the personification of all those old white men who hate celebrations and all that dumb poo poo.

Goddamnit Dad.

Well back in his day they knew their place and weren't all uppity and stuff.

I love how angry Cam gets old white dudes.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

My dad wants to see Cam Newton get his rear end kicked because he's the personification of all those old white men who hate celebrations and all that dumb poo poo.

Goddamnit Dad.

your dad sounds cool.

haha just kidding im sure blaine gabbert is his platonic ideal qb.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
gently caress the steelers

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Franco Harris shouts Joe did nothing wrong

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
its cool to see these old guys

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Hey, it's Larry Csonka from The Final Sacrifice

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Larry still rockin that stache

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
TRUE FACT: Franco harris wanted to bring the Paterno statue out with him NFL said no.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

My dad wants to see Cam Newton get his rear end kicked because he's the personification of all those old white men who hate celebrations and all that dumb poo poo.

Goddamnit Dad.

lol if you still talk to your dad in 2016

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

fknlo posted:

Well back in his day they knew their place and weren't all uppity and stuff.

I love how angry Cam gets old white dudes.

More to the point just how angry ESPN wants old white dudes to be about Cam so they can broadcast about that all week.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Put Plunkett in the hall

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
bradshaw finally shaved that beard thank god

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Let the horn of helm manninghead sound in the deep one last time

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

cool to see the greatest QB of all time, Joe Montana

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Oh man

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Terry "as many rings as Tom Brady" Bradshaw

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
How bad is Tom gonna get booed?

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Came to see Larry Csonka, preshow delivered

oh hey there's a game afterwards? cool

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