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Also laying on one nail = less irritation than laying on a bed of nails. Hope this helps, friends.
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Take THAT Gillette!
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:09 |
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shaving is giving a large portion of your life away to appear as a woman or dumb child.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:10 |
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i shave with a vacuum cleaner
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:11 |
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I minimize irritation by sleeping on a single upward-pointing railroad pike pointed squarely in my arse. This advanced form of meditation has allowed me to make my dreams manifest in what we call "physical reality" and to live for dozens of kalpas.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:16 |
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how about a beard shaped mask that is just completely covered in blades, and you just put it on and slide it up a half centemeter and it shaves you in one fell swoop
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:18 |
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i use the cheapest razor i can find once a week and no one ever complains
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:18 |
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If you don't wet shave, use a doubled edged safety razor, or a single blade you're helping the terrorists win.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:39 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i shave with a vacuum cleaner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b4Z5Kg08PY
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:41 |
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AugmentedVision posted:Also laying on one nail = less irritation than laying on a bed of nails. Hope this helps, friends. your mom laid on my nail OP my big rear end nail. spike more like
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:41 |
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I've got a whorl of hair under my chin that I can't shave from any direction without going against the grain and dragging a mach 3 or something over it multiple times from different directions for a close shave gives me the worst loving razorburn ever. no such problem with a safety razor and a year's supply of blades costs liek $20 more like a lifetime supply now though because I haven't shaved in years. beard crew represent
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:44 |
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The Goatfather posted:I've got a whorl of hair under my chin that I can't shave from any direction without going against the grain and dragging a mach 3 or something over it multiple times from different directions for a close shave gives me the worst loving razorburn ever. no such problem with a safety razor and a year's supply of blades costs liek $20 lol
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:49 |
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Real hurthling! posted:shaving is giving a large portion of your life away to appear as a woman or dumb child. i can almost hear you adjusting your fedora
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:51 |
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do a pass with an electric razor or the downward stroke with your second-most-recent razor before showering finish with an upward stroke with your most-recent razor after showering your razors will last a long time but i want to try the wet shave some day like these classy megathreads http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2398381 http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3523526
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:57 |
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I, too, conflate the type of razor I choose with my gender identity and social class.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:59 |
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I'm such a loving loser. I can't shave right with the first blade so now I have to buy special retard razors that go over the same spot 4 times. The hairy, barbasol-encrusted aloe strip makes it all good tho. Soothing.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 06:08 |
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I use a rusty scalpel
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