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This idea is genius. *Sips caramel macciatto*  .
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*maligns typewriter ribbon on middle of page 125, starts over*
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Feb 9, 2016 22:45
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thread so nice I voted 1 twice
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Feb 9, 2016 22:49
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ive missed this
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Feb 9, 2016 22:50
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*pulls out macbook opens word and informs everyone I'm a writer. Spends the next 3 hours watching netflix*
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Feb 9, 2016 22:51
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"it was the best of times, it was the
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Feb 9, 2016 22:54
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Open this thread, chuckles, adds it to novel as joke/ironic meta play, actually goes on to successfully publish the book to praise and acclaim, bolts upright in the middle of the night drenched in sweat, goes to check laptop, he was still in the thread all along
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*relaxes in dual leather chair setup* I think I will title this one 'radio fragments' Woof Blitzer fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Feb 10, 2016 |
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Feb 10, 2016 02:03
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*wonders if anyone has a weird dilz*
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Feb 10, 2016 02:25
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*Strokes handlebar mustache and starts typing smugly* "Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a caramel macchiato on which a biscotti lay crosse."
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Feb 10, 2016 02:32
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*spends majority of time coming up with a pseudonym.* *Spends 10 minutes formatting the title page* *Throws away empty cup of caramel machiatto, gets on bicycle and leaves*
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Feb 10, 2016 02:45
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Hahaha yeah... for real its a good coffee though lets not gently caress around
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Feb 10, 2016 02:48
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cuck (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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bradzilla posted:cuck Thanks for using this outdated GBS slang in this thread so I could understand what it's about, Brad
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Feb 10, 2016 02:51
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*types three words* Nah. *deletes* Hmm. *2 hours later* I really got a lot done today.
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Feb 10, 2016 02:51
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Man how does someone become a comedy genius of this calibur?
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Uncle Wemus posted:Man how does someone become a comedy genius of this calibur? Caliber* It's not a fighting video game
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Feb 10, 2016 02:53
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Don Tacorleone posted:Thanks for using this outdated GBS slang in this thread so I could understand what it's about, Brad cuck
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Feb 10, 2016 02:55
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bradzilla posted:cuck Whoa hey now buddy, don't be so hard on yourself!
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Feb 10, 2016 03:00
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:*maligns typewriter ribbon on middle of page 125, starts over* a pretty good post
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Feb 10, 2016 03:12
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*speaking to cute barista* ya so I'm thinking a modern take on Odysseus, think pewdiepie riding a magical ship kept afloat by YouTube views and he's live streaming a cyclops getting a tattoo of nyancat on his rear end *sips coffee* so what're you doing after work?
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Feb 10, 2016 03:16
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I think I need some tunes to set the mood *pulls out turntable, puts on an old LP I found in the t hrift shop*
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Feb 10, 2016 03:34
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My book is about vampires, but the twist is they can only drink the blood of a zombie of the same sex. And the blood has to come from their penis/vag! Already got an advance of 100k to write it. 
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Feb 10, 2016 03:36
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*Wants to order another caramel macchiato but is intimidated by cute g-girl working the counter. Adjusts Holstein leather pants, cracks knuckles (they don't crack), changes zune to smooth jazz*
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Feb 10, 2016 03:40
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Lumberjackked shird
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KEVIN GET BACK TO WORKK ha becaise he wirks ther
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*writes a bunch of incoherent gibberish* what? it's stream of consciousness. post-modern means that i can write anything and it's good
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Feb 10, 2016 04:07
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Thanks a lot, clown.
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Cithen posted:
new meta
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Feb 10, 2016 04:08
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Hipsters and greatness are mutually exclusive. Kinda like my dick and hot vagina.
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Feb 10, 2016 04:09
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Books are too mainstream. Chiseling my novel on stone tablets is vintage
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Feb 10, 2016 04:48
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Cithen posted:
almost didn't notice her grizzled stumps that used to be fingernails
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My Rhythmic Crotch posted:almost didn't notice her grizzled stumps that used to be fingernails The coffee business is a cruel mistress. 
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Feb 10, 2016 04:57
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*sips coffee from overly colorful mug* Mmhhm *Types a few letters* This'll shake up America, it's like mirror! *leans back in chair holding the cup* Chapter 1: The Jews
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Feb 10, 2016 05:08
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*Finishes typing sentence about how in the future, everyone actually drinks craft beer and bud light (previously established several times as "piss water") doesn't even exist any more.* "Meeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhheehhhheheeehhhhhmmmm" *Jocks, new age greasers, people with no fashion sense, blah blah* *Smashes stupid face into the corner of the counter until rendered dead* *Corpse gets raped by wild dogs*
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*finishes a work of literature that is both well written and thematically relatable to modern america* *never gets published*
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"I consider my work to be more globally relevant than that. Your fascination with labeling my work via your nationalistic and pro-American lens smacks of the sort of typical oppressive Western privilege that I am directly challenging with my thoughts and words. Is the implication YOU are trying to make is that there are no GREAT novels that AREN'T American? Ma'am, I suggest you fill my cup with another serving of fair trade before I decide to turn my keystrokes against you in my work..."
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