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Feb 10, 2016 01:58
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Can't say I have, sir.
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Feb 10, 2016 02:38
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I could go for a penisbutter and jelly sandwich
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Feb 10, 2016 04:11
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I say we take the pieces and scatter them around the globe for future adventurers to find |
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Feb 10, 2016 14:28
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Luvcow posted:I could go for a penisbutter and jelly sandwich |
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Feb 11, 2016 18:34
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ChairmanMeow posted:Ever since I saw bachelor party as a child and the man served the lady a penis hot dog I have been depressed at every hot dog I've gotten. Now you've spoiled Peanut butter and Jelly. sorry  on a side note: oh how times have changed, pretty sure if a man served his penis on a hotdog bun today he would be charged with a sex crime
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Feb 11, 2016 19:06
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I'm holding out hope anyway. |
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Feb 11, 2016 22:35
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Luvcow posted:sorry Possibly other crimes also, it all really depends on what else the penis is attached to. ---------------- |
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Feb 11, 2016 22:42
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drilldo squirt posted:Possibly other crimes also, it all really depends on what else the penis is attached to. hot dog roll really just seems the most natural. popcorn bucket or pizza just seems like the penis would be out of place like "hey why is there a penis shaped object in your popcorn bucket?" or "why would someone put an entire sausage in the middle of your pizza?". hot dog bun though? just seems right.
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Feb 11, 2016 23:05
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possible burrito tie in? |
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Feb 11, 2016 23:12
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ChairmanMeow posted:possible burrito tie in? burrito would work because you can't really see inside it but that might lead to much more serious injuries/consequences. but i guess really you have to wonder why anybody would want a penis in their food
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Feb 11, 2016 23:14
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Luvcow posted:burrito would work because you can't really see inside it but that might lead to much more serious injuries/consequences. Some people really like dicks and I'm not one to complain. ---------------- |
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Feb 11, 2016 23:23
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Sure you can eat a normal hot dog but if it's a penis they can have sex with it also, which is good for both parties.
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Feb 11, 2016 23:24
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drilldo squirt posted:Sure you can eat a normal hot dog but if it's a penis they can have sex with it also, which is good for both parties. yeah but are we talking like praying mantis where you eat the dick afterward? I'm not sure id consent to that, its kind of a one time deal.
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Feb 11, 2016 23:26
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maybe if the penis was used more as a utensil like a spoon or knife and you didn't eat it but just used it to get food from the plate to your mouth
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Feb 11, 2016 23:27
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Luvcow posted:yeah but are we talking like praying mantis where you eat the dick afterward? I'm not sure id consent to that, its kind of a one time deal. I don't know what kinda person you have sex with but praying mantis style is not a bedroom type of thing, it's for kung fu. ---------------- |
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Feb 11, 2016 23:27
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mods please sticky tis thread
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Luvcow posted:mods please sticky tis thread it's sticky enough already 
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