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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
ant nothing to worry 'bout.

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Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
Are "witch doctors" even a thing in india? That seems like the wrong racism for that country.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
how do we know this girl didn't form around the ant colony?? makes u think

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Are "witch doctors" even a thing in india? That seems like the wrong racism for that country.

indian villages have rape doctors, actually

Rodnik
Dec 20, 2003
Lol she is clearly putting the ants in there. Has any doctor ever bought the line that there is a screwdriver factory in someone's rear end or a plastic toy sweatshop up some little boy's nose?

Rodnik fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Feb 11, 2016

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Are "witch doctors" even a thing in india? That seems like the wrong racism for that country.

it's probably a loose translation for a practitioner of folk medicine.

Rodnik
Dec 20, 2003
Doctors used laparoscopic techniques but could not confirm the presence of a dildo factory in the op's rear end.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Rodnik posted:

Doctors used laparoscopic techniques but could not confirm the presence of a dildo factory in the op's rear end.

Then where do all these dildos keep coming from?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i was grossed out until i thought about it for 5 seconds and realized how fuckin fake this story is

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
Doctors baffled at ISHITTRAINS' bowels.

"We've done multiple CT scans and X-Rays and we just can't determine where the trains are coming from!"

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

they should give her an mri cause like 50/50 shot she comes out of it with ant related superpowers

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

they should give her an mri cause like 50/50 shot she comes out of it with ant related superpowers

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how my cranium became a arthropod's lair

In west Babaganoosh born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
protecting the cattle outside of the school
When a couple of bugs who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and they got in my head
She said 'There's really no way a girl in India doesn't end up dead'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I got put on the train and said I might as well kick it

roof class, yo this is bad
Drinking contaminated water juice out of a broken glass.
Is this what the people of Central Asia living like?
Ouch I felt another ant bite.

But wait I hear the hundreds of legs go kilick-klack
Is this the type of place that they just eat my pet cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared to be an arthropod's lair

Well, the stopped and the ants were comin out
There was a dude who looked like Dhalsim standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get yoga-fired yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said QUEEN and there was antennas in he mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, you're an arthropod's lair

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the ants in a coat 'yo holmes, feed ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
Tohave my skull continue being an arthropod's lair

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
looks like she's the head of a major colony

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
You can't blame the ants for trying to get ahead in life.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
If you think what the ants did to her is a violation, what until you hear about her uncles!

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



How many times has she been raped

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

What is this, a head for ANTS?!!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Holy poo poo, poir girl. I'm too sad to resd tje yoks. We who were born into safe healt environments are blessed, it's good India is gradually becoming more prosperous.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

whats the background of this smilie

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

BigBadSteve posted:

Holy poo poo, poir girl. I'm too sad to resd tje yoks. We who were born into safe healt environments are blessed, it's good India is gradually becoming more prosperous.

Source your quotes.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

BigBadSteve posted:

Holy poo poo, poor girl. I'm too sad to read the yoks. We who were born into safe healthy environments are blessed, it's good India is gradually becoming more prosperous through hard work and those who unselfishly give money.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

gary oldmans diary posted:

this is probably a result of seeing witch doctors in the first place
"ah yes is very bad infection in head. we put something inside to eat infection and make daughter well again. my fee is 1 rape"

i think that they are called rupees, but that's an easy mistake to make with india

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
I am never leaving the USA again. Jesus.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
these pun threads never fail to suck.

poor girl that sounds miserable.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

pr0k posted:

I am never leaving the USA again. Jesus.

There are ants all over the world, pr0k.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
hey... hey.... hehehe............ anyone notice this story is about a girl with ants in her head?

you could say....... hehehehe................... ANTS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


she got ants in her head




im fuckin hilarious

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

pr0k posted:

I am never leaving the USA again. Jesus.
maggotsinbrain.jpg

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost
Why don't they just have a ant eater stick its tongue in her ear and eat all those ants????

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
BRB opening Orkin franchise in New Dehli

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

G.I. Jaw posted:

Why don't they just have a ant eater stick its tongue in her ear and eat all those ants????

we have forgotten the old ways

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
yeah imo the best solution is put her in with some anteaters for a while and let them do their thing

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

G.I. Jaw posted:

Why don't they just have a ant eater stick its tongue in her ear and eat all those ants????

As a child it always upset me when they made the old lady swallow a cow to catch the horse. Like all their other cures were at least plausible but that one was pure pseudoscience.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
What's Eating Ganesha Grape


















































































It's ants.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Hogge Wild posted:

whats the background of this smilie

transparent
(trans-ant-rent)

Ziptar
Aug 13, 2015
so he's a pedo????

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

Applewhite posted:

There are ants all over the world, pr0k.

but here we have mastered fire

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Is the Times of India a reputable paper or tabloid poo poo?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Blazing Ownager posted:

Is the Times of India a reputable paper or tabloid poo poo?

its citing the toronto sun which is tabloid poo poo

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El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
y'all stop being so antagonistic

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