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Booblord Zagats posted:Just invite Manlove to your house so the Atomic Energy Commission will warn the surrounding area of imminent meltdown and prevent people from coming to your house
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fly an american flag in front of your home. that way intruders will know you are a true patriot and move on to the next house. you will be safe from everyone except terrorists and hippies
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Feb 12, 2016 16:01
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Applewhite posted:A better question is why the laser hallway doesn't just start with the un-dodgeable grid. to give intruders a sporting chance
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Feb 12, 2016 18:25
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buy a sniper rifle so you can take out any suspicious looking people before they get anywhere near your home
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Feb 12, 2016 19:43
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get a second fake house as a decoy
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Feb 13, 2016 00:44
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