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Just invite Manlove to your house so the Atomic Energy Commission will warn the surrounding area of imminent meltdown and prevent people from coming to your house
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Register your house as a Radio Shack and no one will ever bother showing up
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Feb 12, 2016 16:11
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Applewhite posted:If the intruder is already in your home, flood your house with a liquid that turns to gelatin within a few seconds of coming into contact with air he will be trapped! This was one of my favorite ways to die in Space Quest 3
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Feb 12, 2016 16:12
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Applewhite posted:lol there was something like that in SQ? I really gotta get around to playing that series. Yeah, you go in the a cubicle farm to steal a key card so you cans top them from making a rip off space quest game and if you get caught by security they encapsulate you in Jello and you suffocate
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Feb 12, 2016 16:18
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Have your home declared a Jehova's Witness Temple
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Feb 12, 2016 16:23
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Live in a decent neighborhood where it's so peaceful your crazy conservative neighbors actually PRAY that someone tries to rob them, as they want to feel validated for spending $3500 on a lovely AR with a poo poo ton of unnecessary attachments
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Feb 12, 2016 16:51
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Become a crime lord and every other criminal will know better than to f with your sChrisHansen posted:Found some tips on buying knives online. It linked to this, lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKef46f148I Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Feb 12, 2016 |
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Feb 12, 2016 17:04
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Take all those landmines they're stealing from the soil of Southeast Asia and East Africa and put them in your yard
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Feb 12, 2016 17:15
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Applewhite posted:But they're going to die at the grid part anyway. Its best to let your enemy have a glimmer of hope before you just wreck their poo poo completely
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Feb 12, 2016 19:00
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Make your front yard and entrance way a life size model of the He-Man Castle Grayskull playset including trapdoors and slime pits
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Feb 12, 2016 19:42
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Call in artillery strikes danger close when you see someone turn on to your road
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Feb 12, 2016 19:44
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Dig a moat and fill it with poo poo
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Feb 12, 2016 19:55
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Hire former World Champion Wrestler Ric Flair to stand in your door way and go "Woo" whenever someone tries to come in
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Feb 12, 2016 21:43
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Zahgaegun posted:When someone breaks in, do two pushups and say "nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, ten thousand!" Jump up and give a couple of air punches. Then pretend to notice the intruders. Smile slowly. Strike a kung-fu pose. This is my favorite by far
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