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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
strategically speaking, a basement can be fortified easier than most parts of the standard house so goons are already at an advantage

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
tie a string to your front door and the string is also tied to the trigger of a loaded shotgun thats pointed at the door then only ever go through the back

this works for burglars as well as cops

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

A bunch of ducks might work better because if theyre serious about robbing you or are assassins a dog will make them rush you but if a bunch of ducks or whatever were disturbed theyd try to be more quiet

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Applewhite posted:

For a nominal fee I can actually break into your house and steal your possessions. I will leave behind a detailed diagram of how I did it and the security gaps which need to be addressed.

there was a reality show that did this and after the guys hit them once and told them how to keep from getting robbed they wait like a week and break in to the house again just to see if they can and usually the owners completely ignored their advice

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