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Lifehack: realize that material possessions only distract you from your Buddha nature, abandon house and anime's. Namaste.
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Applewhite posted:Live inside a porcupine. Ain't nobody gonna gently caress with one of them. Il porcupino nil sodomy est Living inside a porcupine or hedgehog also has the dubious benefits of attracting autistic Sonic fans
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Buy 3 bloodthirsty pit bulls, and coherently tattoo numbers "1", " 2" and "4" on them.
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Feb 13, 2016 04:06
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Become a hoarder and strategically barricade all entrances and exits (and everything in between) with stacks of old newspapers, used toilet paper, piss jugs and dead cats. Nobody robs a hoarder! Bonus: your friends( hahahah you don't have any) and family will stop visiting you, leaving more time for watching anime and playing WoW.
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I hear if you donate like 100k to Star Citizen on kickstarter, you will be provided a real life replica of StarFucker 200 MKII spaceship once the game ships. Protected by powerful arrays of auto-lasers and unbreakable doors built to withstand the vacuum of space, you will never have to worry about a home invasion.
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