GBS Home Defense Tips

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > GBS Home Defense Tips

RideTheSpiral: Sep 18, 2005; College Slice

ChrisHansen posted:

Between ISIS and those hillbillies up in Oregon, I have made the decision to educate myself on the ancient art of home defense. Let's just pretend I'm too mentally unstable to purchase firearms. What are my options for home defense?

I'm thinking of starting off with a Katana. It works in all of those Cowboy Samurai animes, so why not in my house?

Please let me know all of your home defense tips or instructional videos. Here's my favorite so far: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAkCLpMtjlM

katana vs burger technique

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RideTheSpiral: Sep 18, 2005; College Slice

Applewhite posted:

String piano wire across your door so that when intruders try to step through they get sliced up like a hard-boiled egg. Only enter and exit your home through the basement crawlspace.

lifehack: if you buy vitamin d pills you never need to leave the basement

# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 12:27

RideTheSpiral: Sep 18, 2005; College Slice

Applewhite posted:

Live inside a porcupine. Ain't nobody gonna gently caress with one of them.

very carefully

# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 15:25

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