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BigBadSteve posted:I don't see this angry self-centred anti-male anti-science feminazi thanking science for inventing the vibrator. The first gif seems to suggest that SCIENCE is helping her in some way, but she is still mad because (a) the microwave was invented before this specific way of helping her was addressed (she has been helped by scientific advances in no other ways whatsoever) and (b) her boyfriend has a fetish that she does not share
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SCIENCE sure is cool it gave me a microwave to cook my chimichanga CHECKMATE femtards
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Feb 12, 2016 20:42
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these people arent real right? like I can read about furries on the internet but never actually encounter one in any context that I would realize it maybe if i lived in a bigger, gayer town
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Feb 12, 2016 20:47
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Where would the humble working-class single mom be were it not for the advent of the microwave making Kraft mac & cheese really easy to cook for her three children, which in turn makes it easier to get to her second job on time? The microwave is in actuality a feminist device.  also: it is roughly yonic in design (a cavern-like thing with a hollow that you put things inside), whereas vibrators are often blatantly phallic (I suspect this may even be on purpose, friggin' SCIENCE)
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Feb 12, 2016 20:48
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this kinda looks like beat poetry or something looking again through that lens I can dismiss this even easier
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Feb 12, 2016 20:49
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*chisels out Hungry Man dinner with fork* Me - Metal good, thank you, Blacksmith! Corn is still have ice in it, though? Blacksmith - It fine, phas. Wizardbeard making new magic box, thaw ice no prob. Me - Doubleplus good, Blacksmith! Give phas' regard to housewife! *Blacksmith goes home and beats his wife, then tears out her eyes with calipers* Blacksmith - Science marches on!
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Feb 12, 2016 20:50
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Macasaurus posted:these people arent real right? like I can read about furries on the internet but never actually encounter one in any context that I would realize it Hang around a University that has Arts and Humanity degrees. People need to get angry about something! Otherwise they realize their existence is meaningless, just like the rest of us.
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Feb 12, 2016 20:56
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Monkey Fracas posted:this kinda looks like beat poetry or something looking again Extry extry: Person holding intense grudge against entire concept of science turns out to be professional slam poet Experts are calling it "the biggest loving shocker of a surprise in the history of things happening" e: THIS JUST IN, the slam poet continued to overwhelm and flabbergast all observers by expressing personal grievances toward individuals not present using the language of oppression, finding the entire world at fault for a minor issue in the poet's social life! It has been described as "the biggest plot twist since the loving Happening or whatever poo poo" loquacius fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Feb 12, 2016 |
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Feb 12, 2016 20:57
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loquacius posted:Extry extry: Person holding intense grudge against entire concept of science turns out to be professional slam poet Wait wait.... I'm getting a vision of the future....... She'll be stripping for a living, multiple tattoos and yes I see a c-section scar. I also see a septum piercing and a buzz cut.
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loquacius posted:Extry extry: Person holding intense grudge against entire concept of science turns out to be professional slam poet took me a minute to piece it together from .gifs but yeah it's super unsurprising I was about to ask "why is slam poetry so frequently stupid" but it's probably because it's easy to string together a bunch of one-liners that sound vaguely revelatory and like almost any two-bit schmuck who thinks they have something to say can get up there and do it without a lot of work
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Feb 12, 2016 21:09
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Only really good poets can write without rhyming. Use verse, you miserable slam-poets.
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Feb 12, 2016 21:13
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what are her thoughts on religion
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Feb 12, 2016 21:15
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Fat Jesus posted:what are her thoughts on religion 
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Feb 12, 2016 21:17
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i didnt read the thread besides the op but i dont understand what the things shes saying have 2 do with science
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Feb 12, 2016 21:18
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drat harry potter what the gently caress happened
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Feb 12, 2016 21:19
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Science is heavy. With men that stream is steady. Oppressing women already. Bitch thinks that she is heady. Got a face like Tom Petty. Will never stop shedding. Cleaning that carpet while she's sweating. Done stuff with her that I'm regretting. Off to STEM school I'm heading. No longer my bed i'm wetting. Now it's a real doll i'm begetting. Time to chow on some microwaved spaghetti.
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Feb 12, 2016 21:21
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At this point I'm left wondering what Tumblr post OP stole these gifs fromVendaGoat posted:Wait wait.... I'm getting a vision of the future....... Nah, this isn't the path of the pseudo-intellectual She'll probably mooch off her parents when she can and couchsurf/mooch off friends or significant-others when she can't, eventually settling into a long-term live-in relationship with someone who puts up with her contributing no income or housework. They will never get married, and she will continue to write poems about how abstract universal forces are manifesting their personal malice toward her through her S.O. committing some perceived slight or other until she is old and grey.
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Feb 12, 2016 21:21
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loquacius posted:At this point I'm left wondering what Tumblr post OP stole these gifs from So many
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Feb 12, 2016 21:24
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god, the actual video is like twenty times worse why do people like this exist
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Feb 12, 2016 21:42
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VendaGoat posted:So many Eagerly awaiting her adminship of something awful dot com.
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Glasgow Kiss posted:god, the actual video is like twenty times worse For us to laugh at, you enormous pulsating pillock
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Glasgow Kiss posted:god, the actual video is like twenty times worse Were you able to figure out what Science did, or didn't do, or didn't do fast enough for her, to cause her to do this whole thing?
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Feb 12, 2016 21:50
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VendaGoat posted:So many Know a few folks like this but they also always like multiclass into something else crazy like "Wicca Lady" or "Suddenly Allergic to Gluten" or "I don't really believe in vaccines" Or in one isolated case "2nd Amendment Fanatic" and "Really Really Believes in Aromatherapy"
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Feb 12, 2016 21:55
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Don't forget essential oils.
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Feb 12, 2016 21:58
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Aromatherapy can be good for calming anxiety (symptoms) in some people. But then there's the folks who think it can cure cancer or whatever. Spoiler: it doesn't.
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Feb 12, 2016 22:01
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phasmid posted:Aromatherapy can be good for calming anxiety (symptoms) in some people. But then there's the folks who think it can cure cancer or whatever. Spoiler: it doesn't. Use spoiler tags please. I haven't finished it yet.
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Feb 12, 2016 22:02
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the funniest part is no one in science or academia cite Freud as anything other than a dude with interesting ideas that were worth investigated but ultimately found to be wrong. Aside from all the other dumb things in the op that one really stood out to me as someone who had no idea what they were talking about.
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Feb 12, 2016 22:04
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Argh goshdarnit I shouldn't have taken the "Idiot", "Self-Important", and "Overactive Imagination" feats I'm rerolling this loving charcater
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Feb 12, 2016 22:06
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Monkey Fracas posted:Argh goshdarnit I shouldn't have taken the "Idiot", "Self-Important", and "Overactive Imagination" feats i took the "gay" feat
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Feb 12, 2016 22:07
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Tricky D posted:Use spoiler tags please. I haven't finished it yet. I saved you from reading a brochure that woulda told you the same thing.
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Feb 12, 2016 22:12
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Monkey Fracas posted:"Suddenly Allergic to Gluten" My mom did this one  She's always been kinda New-Agey though, a good go-to birthday present for her is "some poo poo with crystals on it"
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Feb 12, 2016 22:21
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loquacius posted:My mom did this one Get this: a gluten-free dream catcher with crystals on it!
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loquacius posted:My mom did this one
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phasmid posted:I saved you from reading a brochure that woulda told you the same thing. poo poo, I've already bought the candles. I guess I'll just stick to baking soda for treating my non hodgkin's lymphoma.
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Feb 12, 2016 22:26
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another to throw onto the pile is people that go to fortune tellers religiously like a lady does fortune telling/astrology poo poo out of her house and has monthly/biweekly clients
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Feb 12, 2016 22:28
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so did anyone actually watch the thing or is this one of those threads where we criticize something not meant to be taken literally
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Monkey Fracas posted:another to throw onto the pile is people that go to fortune tellers religiously my wifes fat friend does fortune telling poo poo from her house and apparently there's a steady stream of woymn coming day long to pay 90 bucks for half an hour of being told what they want to hear
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:so did anyone actually watch the thing or is this one of those threads where we criticize something not meant to be taken literally nobody wants to watch that poo poo unless she gets her tits out
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:so did anyone actually watch the thing or is this one of those threads where we criticize something not meant to be taken literally What's the metaphor in her poem?
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