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logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
im gonna order a large pizza and eat the entire thing in one sitting. where should i get the pizza from? if it helps sway your decision i get 50% off all papa john's pizzas.

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logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
this thread was supposed to be a poll but i hosed it up. options are:
  • pizza hut
  • papa john's
  • dominos
  • kill you are self op you disgusting piece of garbage

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
pizzasaurus rex

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
eat a dick instead

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
based on http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3764174 that thread i'd avoid dominos tonight OP

Fruit-by-the-Foot Fetish
Aug 3, 2012
eat my poo poo

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

kill you are self op you disgusting piece of garbage

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

all three are varying degrees of trash, go buy a DiGiorno's

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
am I the only one offering actual advice? :sigh:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



pizza hut is actually surprisingly good now that their pizzas aren't like 2 inches of solid bread

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
yeah of those id prob go pizza hut thin crust, but 50% off the papas is a good incentive...

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Business Gorillas posted:

pizza hut is actually surprisingly good now that their pizzas aren't like 2 inches of solid bread
they're releasing a new crust style like every month

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

is pizza hut in your area currently offering a crust filled with hot dogs and/or amenable to dipping? that's a clear winner.

if not, get your tipsy butt to the grocery and buy a red baron. maybe a pack of pepperonis too if you've really got The Greed.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Dominos, OP.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
where are you orderign from OP? Im loving dying to know


Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
Has anyone ever heard of lamppost pizza? My parents always used to get their pizza when I was a kid. I haven't had it in years and I don't think they have any pizzerias open in my city anymore.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
You got a Jet's nearby? Get one of theirs.

Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

My town has a number of decent to good pizza places, to the point where I'm amazed those lovely chains still get business around here.
I fell bad for you, OP, if you don't have atleast one decent local pizza place.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
hey guys, sorry this thread was a total bust. i ended up eating mcdonalds because i didnt have time to wait for a pizza because i had to go out.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
papa johns, dominos, and pizza hut are all bad. pizza is not even that good people. if i cant at least have pizza from a decent place then im getting something else.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

logical phalluses posted:

hey guys, sorry this thread was a total bust. i ended up eating mcdonalds because i didnt have time to wait for a pizza because i had to go out.

you made the riht choice bruh

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

logical phalluses posted:

hey guys, sorry this thread was a total bust. i ended up eating mcdonalds because i didnt have time to wait for a pizza because i had to go out.

I was gonna tell you to go to McDonald's and order a pizza. What do i win?

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

logical phalluses posted:

this thread was supposed to be a poll but i hosed it up. options are:
  • pizza hut
  • papa john's
  • dominos
  • kill you are self op you disgusting piece of garbage

your already killing yourself you disgusting piece of garbage

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
For future reference the correct answer is http://www.pagliacci.com/

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
papa johns

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Nuts and Gum posted:

For future reference the correct answer is http://www.pagliacci.com/

It doesn't look they are willing to deliver to omaha :(

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Option five: "lovely Butt's Terrible Pizza that is literally just extra chunky period blood smeared on hot cardboard"

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Why not totinos

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

SilkyP posted:

Why not totinos

its a party in my mouth

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
What did you get op? I'm betting it was pizza hot pocket! Good choice!

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
a local place, all the national chains are garbage

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

I'm going to order a stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut tonight. Hope that helps OP.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

logical phalluses posted:

im gonna order a large pizza and eat the entire thing in one sitting. where should i get the pizza from? if it helps sway your decision i get 50% off all papa john's pizzas.

order from papa johns and request pine apple and ham on it with no cheese.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Never order Papa john's because papa john has a car elevator and drawbridge in his castle but he can't afford obamacare.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Ignite Memories posted:

Never order Papa john's because papa john has a car elevator and drawbridge in his castle but he can't afford obamacare.

Always order papa johns to eat lovely undercooked pizza made by underpaid employees.

Get a ton of thaeir garlic butter too and just pour it all over the pizza so it has a liquid coating of garlic butter over the pineapple and ham.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

You're not really microwave's mom.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Ignite Memories posted:

You're not really microwave's mom.

The correct answer is to buy 10 frozen red baron pizzas for the price of 2 delivery pizzas, but the op wants Papa John's clearly. So he might as well eat it at its worst.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


See, the trick is to buy frozen pizzas, but then add fresh cheese and topping on top of the pizza before sticking it in the oven, comes out better than any of the chain pizza crap. hth

BattleSausage
Aug 14, 2003

I'm butter side up, baby.

Taco Defender
I like Papa John's because you can do it all online and order extra sauce without having to talk to a human being. Also because Papa John is literally gay for Payton Manning.

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

BattleSausage posted:

I like Papa John's because you can do it all online and order extra sauce without having to talk to a human being. Also because Papa John is literally gay for Payton Manning.

You know that you can do that with every chain these days, right?

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