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"Would you say people work best with likeminded individuals?"
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"Do you find yourself sitting still often?"
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nice username 
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Feb 15, 2016 18:14
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"People think you are hard to talk to. Strongly Agree or Strongly Disagree?"
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Feb 15, 2016 18:14
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i dont actually have anything to contribute to this thread
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Feb 15, 2016 18:14
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on a scale from 1 to 10, one you strongly agree and ten you strongly disagree, rate this sentence: I love big brother
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Feb 15, 2016 18:15
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You catch an employee breaking the rules. Do you: -Become visibly upset and tell senior leadership? -Treat it as "no big deal" and high-five the employee? -Join in?
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Feb 15, 2016 18:16
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Do you prefer to eat hot dogs or hamburgers?
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Feb 15, 2016 18:19
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What is team? - Ugh uhhh ughh urggh. - We can accomplish anything together now thanks. - Shut up and make me big!
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Feb 15, 2016 18:21
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You are interviewing minority for a job opening. Do you: -Refuse to hire him regardless of qualifications -Immediately hire him regardless of qualifications
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Feb 15, 2016 18:21
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"Do you NEVER break the law or ALWAYS break the law?"
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Feb 15, 2016 18:24
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"Do you want to have NO kids, or TEN kids?"
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Feb 15, 2016 18:24
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"are you ALWAYS HAPPY or ALWAYS ANGRY?"
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Feb 15, 2016 18:25
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"Do other people usually describe you as a spineless worm, or do they call you a dangerous maverick?"
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Feb 15, 2016 18:25
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Do you prefer to poop: a) out of your rear end b) out of your dick c) out of your rear end all over your dick
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Feb 15, 2016 18:26
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You see a turtle? -Bladerunner reference, I love it, yes I'm a robot boy! -Wow, classic I like turtles boy: "I like turtles" -Turtles mean nothing to me, they're okay I guess
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Feb 15, 2016 18:26
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"Would you rather be surrounded by people every moment of your life, or be in complete isolation for the rest of your life?"
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Feb 15, 2016 18:26
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Feb 15, 2016 18:28
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"Would you REPORT your COWORKERS for STEALING office supplies?"
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Feb 15, 2016 18:46
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"Do you often find yourself depressed?"
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Feb 15, 2016 18:48
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Edgar posted:"Would you REPORT your COWORKERS for STEALING office supplies?" A) I would use said office supplies to kill them on the spot B) I would treat it as a competition and show them how its done
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Feb 15, 2016 18:48
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You are in a meeting and feel a need to use the toilet urgently. Do you: A) Excuse yourself quietly and return when completed B) Loudly yell "My colon is about to explode!" and burst out of the room C) poo poo your pants and continue participating in the meeting
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Feb 15, 2016 19:18
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Do you click NSFW links at work?
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Feb 15, 2016 19:19
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This is bizarrely relevant to my
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Feb 15, 2016 19:29
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"Do you have a BONER for the BOSS's WIFE?" "Do you have a BIGGER DICK than the BOSS?"
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Feb 15, 2016 19:35
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Kindergarten Camp posted:"Do you have a BONER for the BOSS's WIFE?"
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Feb 15, 2016 19:35
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i dont know what that is. i guess im not going to be very good at this job
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Feb 15, 2016 19:41
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Well first I'd probably conduct a job analysis using the workplace's subject matter experts (SMEs), along with collecting information about management and stakeholder expectations, so I could develop the most relevant test to the job which screens out employees at a rate desired by the employers.
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Feb 15, 2016 19:50
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Which one of these words describes you best? A)Logical B)Social C)Creative
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Feb 15, 2016 19:51
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On a scale of 1 to 10 why should we hire you?
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Feb 15, 2016 19:54
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Have you ever got away with murder or with going 5 miles over the speed limit?
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Feb 15, 2016 19:55
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List what you believe would be your top five most negative personality traits: _____________ _____________ _____________ _____________ _____________
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Feb 15, 2016 19:56
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dad's gay A) so what
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Feb 15, 2016 19:56
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How much have you stolen from your previous employers? A)5 dollars employee is a theft risk do not hire B)10 dollars employee is a theft risk do not hire C) 50 dollars employee is a theft risk do not hire D) I don't steal from my employers employee is dishonest do not hire
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Feb 15, 2016 20:00
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Complete this sentence: Hitler had some ______ A) Good ideas B) Bad ideas
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Feb 15, 2016 20:00
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"who the gently caress am i and what do i do"
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Feb 15, 2016 20:01
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Applewhite posted:Complete this sentence:
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Feb 15, 2016 20:02
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Have you stopped beating your wife?
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Feb 15, 2016 20:16
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Volume posted:How much have you stolen from your previous employers? E) 1 million or more dollars executive candidate
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If you saw a group of starving orphans steal a pack of chewing gum to lessen their hunger pangs would you: A. Summarily execute them B. Immediately call the authorities while screaming and crying C. Pay for the gum yourself D. Do nothing A and B are acceptable, D is a possible disqualification, C immediately disqualifies candidate
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