TFF Survivor (Discussion): 70 players to get us through the off-season

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MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Chichevache posted:

Voted Orlando Pace, because I'll be damned if Big Walt doesn't finish first among linemen.

You don't want every other position group gone prior to the first lineman being eliminated?

# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 14:52

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:12

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Chichevache posted:

A poor judgement.

Shouldn't you be sticking up for former Seahawks?

# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 01:44

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Volkerball posted:

2nd best but

Concur, Barry is the best.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 22:13

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Time to kick out another Steeler, right?

# ¿ Mar 12, 2016 02:49

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Why is Michael Strahan flying under the radar and not getting votes?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 16:14

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Flikken posted:

Are you willing to put all steelers out? Because I can make that deal.

I would also vote out Marino to vote out all Steelers.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 14:38

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Atticus Finch posted:

This "vote all Steelers out" contingent intrigues me... But only if the Steelers exit first and THEN Dan Marino. The other way around is a bogus deal.

Down with voting out the Steelers and then Marino.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 19:59

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Time to vote out Lambert, imo.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 15:16

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Atticus Finch posted:

I'm voting out all Steelers before I vote Marino or Rice. I say this in spite of wishing Troy was still in.

This. Gotta get all the Steelers out.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2016 14:37

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Blarfk posted:

Chiche, as my first and greatest ally you have the honors of picking who the caucus goes after once Rice and Marino are gone

We already decided that Steelers are next after Marino.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2016 20:37

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

I think the Marino Coalition should join with the anti-Steeler Coalition and abandon the Rice minority. I'll happily vote Marino out to get a few Steelers off the list.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2016 14:05

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Time to vote out another Steeler, right?

# ¿ Mar 24, 2016 00:43

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Time to vote out Jack Ham, imo.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2016 23:35

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

NC-17 posted:

Who the gently caress is Jack Ham?

A nobody, which is why he needs to be voted out.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 01:21

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Staubach has to go next because who the gently caress is going to defend against eliminating a Cowboy?

Still Steelers on the list.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 20:05

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

I want to vote out Forrest Gregg now.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 23:06

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

There are still Steelers on the list. Time to vote out a Steeler, imo.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 15:46

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

It's been forever since we voted out a Steeler.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 15:14

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Atticus Finch posted:

I feel like the Rice coalition might win this one since nobody came to a consensus on who to vote for.

Time to vote for a Steeler, imo.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 14:27

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Chichevache posted:

Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below.

FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able
to catch you.
LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here.
FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him.
LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby.

Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me
have the bullhorn."

JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living.

Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby.
The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch.
So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby.

So Jerry Rice owns? That's the takeaway I'm getting.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 13:51

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Any Steelers left to vote out?

# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 23:45

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Flikken posted:

Why would you want to vote out the best qb your team has ever had?

Tebow isn't on the list.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 01:21

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Grittybeard posted:

Alan Page is one of the more impressive people in the world, he does not deserve to go right now Mr Logan

Alan "Ringless" Page?

# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 01:27

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Deacon Jones next, right?

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 19:50

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Deacon Jones

# ¿ May 2, 2016 20:38

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Should vote out Deacon Jones, imo.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 14:53

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Chichevache posted:

He also had the integrity to not play for the rivals of his main team either. Noted "Greatest Receiver Ever" Jerry Rice played for both the Niners and The Raiders, both teams that were considered rivals of Rice's Seattle Seahawks.

Tim Brown: #1 INtegrity

Kicking the crap out of the Seahawks for a long time doesn't really make the Raiders and Seahawks rivals, but you started watching football after the Seahawks had left the AFC.

fsif posted:

Whole lot of Raiders still on the list, dang.

Greatest team -> greatest players.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 15:14

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Chichevache posted:

That scrub is still in this?

OJ Simpson

# ¿ May 12, 2016 18:39

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Need to do Warren Moon next and get rid of all the QBs.

# ¿ May 25, 2016 16:23

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Any cowboys left?

# ¿ Jun 9, 2016 01:58

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Volkerball posted:

Everyone voting Chuck before reed is a monster.

Anyone who votes for Charles is a monster, period.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 14:23

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Chichevache posted:

A lot of you don't know this, but I keep a list. An honest to god, no poo poo, 100% real, goons.txt list. And on that list I put fuckboys.

Ostentatious, I want you to know that you just made my list.

Did you put yourself on the list?

Edit: Wow, can't believe TO is going to go before Moss.

MrLogan fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Jun 23, 2016

# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 14:00

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Time to get rid of LT.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2016 21:27

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

NC-17 posted:

Anthony Mu�oz, come on down.

Has to be Lott or Gonzalez next. Why did we vote Lott the best secondary player of all time?

# ¿ Jun 28, 2016 21:09

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

NC-17 posted:

Yeah but how many people here even know who Anthony Munoz is without googling?

He's the best left tackle to ever play the game in a forum that loves offensive linemen. I'd bet most people in TFF know who he is.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2016 23:51

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Chichevache posted:

Me too. Up until this competition I thought the best Mexican football player was Kiko Alonso.

Tbf, you also didn't know who Shaun Alexander was (like most seahawks fans) until a few years of posting here.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2016 20:58

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Chichevache posted:

Re-read my post.

I did. My post poking fun of you still makes sense?

Chich: I was unaware of player x.

Me: You were also unaware of player y.

I'm ignoring your joke about Kiko being Mexican.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 01:26

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Elephanthead posted:

Let's vote for the guy that is the worst.

Randy Moss.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 21:42

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

People voting for Art Shell are trash people with trash souls

Concur. Bruce Smith should be next after Lott.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 16:11

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:12

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Darth Brooks posted:

We need to decide who we want to win the whole thing. Then vote them out the next round.

Voting out Bruce Smith is the correct thing to do, imo.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2016 21:52

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