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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
The stuff is literally what you get when you let something rot, and then you decide it isn't rotten enough so you allow it to continue rotting away until all that is left is acid, bacteria, and decay. If you aren't poor why don't you buy some condiment that isn't twice rotten like Ranch dressing (its white so you can literally see its purity)? Anyone who comes into this thread to defend vinegar obviously has no knowledge of food safety, and should probably educate themselves rather than embarrass themselves here.

I am okay with vinegar used as deodorant (especially on male genitals), as long as you do not ingest it like some kind of ogre.

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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You must be poor.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I bet the OP uses vinegar to wash his hair

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

fyodor posted:

You must be poor.

Go drink your peasent juice you pleb gently caress

satanic splash-back posted:

I bet the OP uses vinegar to wash his hair

Better than than to put it in your body (except to douche)

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JakeP posted:

Go drink your peasent juice you pleb gently caress

tipoff: vinegar as deodorant you are poor!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Actually, vinegar makes an excellent sauce for French Fries, OP.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Other foods good for showering: Olive oil, mayonnaise, milk

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FOOD IS WEIRD AND ICKY PLZ CAN I HAVE ANOTHER NUGGETS MR CHIK FIL A DRIVE THROUGH MAN AKA MY FOOD SAVIOR!

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
I like to make salad dressing at home using a few cheap ingredients, including vinegar.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Please stop embarassing yourselves.... This is the internet these posts will come back to haunt you when you want to apply for welfare, and the state deems you more beast than man and denies your application

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Applewhite posted:

Actually, vinegar makes an excellent sauce for French Fries, OP.

Balsamic vinegar on salad (instead of cheese and dressing) is extremely healthy and delicious, and malt vinegar on fish is loving rad.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Keg posted:

I like to make salad dressing at home using a few cheap ingredients, including vinegar.

Just buy Kraft Ranch dressing or any variety of Ranch dressing from the Ranch family

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
alternatively honey mustard, or ketchup for salad dressing

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Please read this artcile about Chronic Vinegar Poisoning and stay safe GBS posters, this outcry of support for such a dangerous toxin is really worrisome to me:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2454464/

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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I'm full of piss and vinegar, AMA.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Salt and Vinegar chips are the best chips so OP is objectively wrong

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
You shouldn't joke around about this. I have to take a nap because I am very sleepy, please stay safe in the meantime and throw your vinegar away until I can come back and talk some sense into you

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Real balsamic has to be aged at least 12 years let's so your homeless, unbathed self afford that.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

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It's a hard sell, but I respect your enthusiasm. 7/10.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Get hosed, vinegar is a vital part of fish and chips

Also you're a monster if you run a chippy and you water down your vinegar. gently caress you.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Mr.Tophat posted:

Get hosed, vinegar is a vital part of fish and chips

Also you're a monster if you run a chippy and you water down your vinegar. gently caress you.

one last thing before I take my nap, what the heck is a chippy?

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JakeP posted:

one last thing before I take my nap, what the heck is a chippy?

Ok now that was a good one. That guy got owned.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

i drink vinegar

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Windows 98 posted:

Salt and Vinegar chips are the best chips so OP is objectively wrong

This too. Perhaps someone rubbed vinegar in OP's eyes as a lad?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i like malt vinegar on fries (5 guys) and white vinegar on beef stroganoff and veranika

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

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Google how cheese is made, then ponder the fact that you melt it over everything you eat.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
OP congrats on finishing the first day on "how food is made" in your special ed class.

Wait till you get to the lesson about hot dogs, OP! It's a doozy!

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Op you can chug my cum as a safe alternative to vinegar or not killing yourself.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

JakeP posted:

one last thing before I take my nap, what the heck is a chippy?

A fish and chip shop.

It's UK slang.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

fyodor posted:

Ok now that was a good one. That guy got owned.

Gosh that wasn't my intention at all :cry:

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


i had broccoli, mushrooms, and garlic with a balsalmic reduction based sauce yesterday and it was quite good.

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Real balsamic is already reduced you dick.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
lots of foods contain rotten stuff and are really very nice

like wine or cheese

OP dumb

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



hope you don't like cheese, yogurt, beer, or bread, because these are all decomposition products of healthy, normal food products in the presence of fungus and/or bacteria

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May 8, 2003

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JakeP posted:

Please read this artcile about Chronic Vinegar Poisoning and stay safe GBS posters, this outcry of support for such a dangerous toxin is really worrisome to me:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2454464/

i read that and it just says that women were chugging vinegar to lose weight

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

The Goatfather posted:

hope you don't like cheese, yogurt, beer, or bread, because these are all decomposition products of healthy, normal food products in the presence of fungus and/or bacteria

this guy gets it

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I think Fyodar must be a russian or something, russians get very upest about vinegar, because it has lost all of its alcoholic content

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JakeP posted:

I think Fyodar must be a russian or something, russians get very upest about vinegar, because it has lost all of its alcoholic content

lol

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Nation posted:

i read that and it just says that women were chugging vinegar to lose weight

thanks for the summary, i didnt read it but now i wont have to

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Don't think about the food you shove into your craw you will only regret it. Cheese is milk rotted in a specific way. Dry aging is horrifying on face. Old school fish sauce is literally made from fish viscera left to rot in the sun for months while also being perfectly safe and tasty. Meanwhile all your foods are laced with mummification chemicals and if you want to get even more general the very need to cut up and imbibe other lifeforms merely to survive is creepily vampiric and uncool.

Just masticate without thought, empty eyed and empty headed. It's just plain better that way.

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