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One time I farted out my dickhole. It was a very shrill, high-pitched "eeeeeeeeeooooooorrrt" noise that lasted for no less than 17 seconds. It was one of those things you wish a buddy could have seen, because I could never do it again like that. I have tried to recreate that day, what I did, what I ate, who i fantasized about porking, what pants I wore, trying to scientifically recreate the conditions, but nothing works. I cannot manifest the elusive dick fart. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:One time I farted out my dickhole. It was a very shrill, high-pitched "eeeeeeeeeooooooorrrt" noise that lasted for no less than 17 seconds. It was one of those things you wish a buddy could have seen, because I could never do it again like that. I have tried to recreate that day, what I did, what I ate, who i fantasized about porking, what pants I wore, trying to scientifically recreate the conditions, but nothing works. I cannot manifest the elusive dick fart. drat dude wtf sorry to tell you but that wasnt a fart it was a queef and it hsouldnt happen to your dickhole you should get that checked out by a doctor you could have a medical condition
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Feb 17, 2016 22:07
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that medical condition is called having a vagina
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Feb 17, 2016 22:08
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tomstuart posted:that medical condition is called having a vagina  Is it terminal?
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Feb 17, 2016 22:10
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VendaGoat posted:
no you loving rear end its what happens when you are a woman i was insinuating the poster above me was actually not a male after all
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Feb 17, 2016 22:11
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feel free to post other flatulence related material here too for exmaple, have this old standby: here i sit broken hearted came to poo poo and only farted (this dynamic piece of peotry is often writtedn on bathroom stalls to help give it additional context(
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Feb 17, 2016 22:12
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tomstuart posted:no you loving rear end its what happens when you are a woman i was insinuating the poster above me was actually not a male after all  So, he'll recover?
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Feb 17, 2016 22:13
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Jeez you guys, it would be as impressive if a lady farted out her peehole, but a queef is from inside the woman's vagina. It's not even on the same level.
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Feb 17, 2016 22:13
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Jeez you guys, it would be as impressive if a lady farted out her peehole, but a queef is from inside the woman's vagina. It's not even on the same level. im sayin gyou are mistaken and it wasnt from your urethra it was from your vagina a totally separate cavity located more towards the posterior than the uerthera gently caress drat holy poo poo explainin bad jokes wowie zowie poo poo on bun
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Feb 17, 2016 22:17
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VendaGoat posted:
no its chronic not terminam but chronic butt chronic fffffffffffffffhahahahaha
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Feb 17, 2016 22:17
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Applewhite posted:In high school a dude I knew took some Chinese boner medicine to try and enlarge his tiny dong, but instead it just gave him really bad bubble guts. He spent the whole day cramping up and groaning about the bad gas, but the worst happened when the cute girl he had a crush on came up to him to find out what was wrong, and just as he was opening his mouth to say hi, he farted so hard he blew out the seat of his pants and sprayed diarrhea all over the cute girl's friend who was behind him at the time. i saw this happen to someone except when he farted a little chinese boner popped of his butt and a little flag came out of the peehole that said *bang!* and his real dick never worked again
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Feb 17, 2016 22:21
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i saw this happen to someone except when he farted a little chinese boner popped of his butt and a little flag came out of the peehole that said *bang!* and his real dick never worked again chinese boner medicine has claimed the lives of many endangered specias and has caused incalculable cruelty to innumerable animals it has decimated ecosystems and habitats it also gives you wicked bad gas *ppppppppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttttttttttt* *thbhbbhbhbhbhphhbhbphbhbphbpbhpbhhtttttttttt*
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Feb 17, 2016 22:23
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tomstuart posted:im sayin gyou are mistaken and it wasnt from your urethra it was from your vagina a totally separate cavity located more towards the posterior than the uerthera Well women don't pee from their wombs! It's not like their womb just fills with piss and babys swim in piss. They have bladders like real people ffs. 
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