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Speed is top notch but if you are casually considering it you are already not cut out. It requires a ruthless edge that recognizes impending psychosis from your seven day bender and the ability to eat a good meal sleep for 3 days and wait a month or two till repeating.
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Isaac posted:You need to do lots of work to pay for the speed that lets you do lots of work. Also eventually makes you crazy.
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Speed improves nine out of ten people. It makes the rest into murderous psychopaths with myriad bizarre paraphilias, though
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Feb 18, 2016 04:19
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Speed improves nine out of ten people. It makes the rest into murderous psychopaths with myriad bizarre paraphilias, though i like those odds
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Shaquin posted:Speed is top notch but if you are casually considering it you are already not cut out. It requires a ruthless edge that recognizes impending psychosis from your seven day bender and the ability to eat a good meal sleep for 3 days and wait a month or two till repeating. So true. Literally thinking like " hrm im about to completely lose my sanity better give the whizz a miss for a week"
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Feb 18, 2016 04:23
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snooze. snooze. browse Internet. put down phone. work up motivation to get out of bed. get out of bed. pee. play with kid. brush teeth. shower. dress. play with kid. 40 minute commute to work. get to work an at least an hour after everyone else.
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Feb 18, 2016 05:17
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A list of things I do in the morning would probably qualify as Evidence Lot #1 at my trial
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Feb 18, 2016 07:03
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i take my morning deuce then i drink a lot of alcohol!!!!! then its 1:11am!!!!!!
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Feb 18, 2016 07:11
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Wake, go to gym for lifting or cardio, come home, suck down a ciggie with a coffee and a protein shake and then some eggs or peanut butter on toast...its pretty good edit: oh yea and a pretty explosive poo poo every morning to start the day, how could I forget BoonyPC fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Feb 18, 2016 |
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Feb 18, 2016 08:01
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wank, spliff, exercise, crap, shower.all of this before 5am.
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Feb 18, 2016 08:38
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weekdays: snooze through 3 alarms, stumble out of bed, shower, get dressed, brush teeth, get in car, drive to work weekends: wake up whenever, ask boyfriend if he has any plans, eat breakfast
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Feb 18, 2016 09:11
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Wake up. Check sa. Jerk off to any times I was empty quoted
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Feb 18, 2016 09:12
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Two cups of coffee in a row, and three bonghits between the two cups
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Feb 18, 2016 09:25
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donkey salami posted:Wake up. Check sa. Jerk off to any times I was empty quoted i decide whether to kill myself each morning by how many times i was empty quoted
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Feb 18, 2016 09:37
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snooze boil water make oatmeal and black coffee take a dump
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Feb 18, 2016 09:37
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I start my day looking at this cool duck:
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Feb 18, 2016 09:43
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Minimalist Program posted:I start my day looking at this cool duck: I think this constitutes loitering. Call the cops
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Feb 18, 2016 10:45
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Isaac posted:Ciggy
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Feb 18, 2016 10:55
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MiracleWhale posted:i decide whether to kill myself each morning by how many times i was empty quoted back at you i'm considering this as legit. one and done
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Feb 18, 2016 19:39
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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BoonyPC posted:Wake, go to gym for lifting or cardio, come home, suck down a ciggie with a coffee and a protein shake and then some eggs or peanut butter on toast...its pretty good Who still smokes cigarettes in TYOOL 2016 lmao
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Feb 19, 2016 01:22
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vyst posted:Who still smokes cigarettes in TYOOL 2016 lmao Me 
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Feb 19, 2016 01:24
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Check phone, piss, drink coffee, take poo poo, shower, eat some yogurt, brush teeth. You guys are weird. On special quiet days, I sit at the dining room table watching the sunrise with my coffee - and smoke some weed before work. It feels good to be a little subversive.
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Feb 19, 2016 02:03
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Minimalist Program posted:I start my day looking at this cool duck: now thats what I call a duck!
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Feb 19, 2016 02:12
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Rasmussen posted:On the weekends i like to have a coffee and smash a couple cones then have a big poo poo, followed by a huge wank and then lunch and a nap. AKA the "Balanced Breakfast".
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Feb 19, 2016 04:44
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all the kids are suckin on robot dicks these days and as a robot i encourage you to look into it
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MiracleWhale posted:all the kids are suckin on robot dicks these days and as a robot i encourage you to look into it Its illegal in aus to have nicotine ecigs. On top of that people would make fun of me.
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