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Every hand has a " sensitive to smells" finger
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 08:55 |
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I drank a huge glass of fiber. Was supposed to kick in come morning But I'm ripping high performance and high pressure gas all of a sudden I think the time expected on the jar was inaccurate
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 09:20 |
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I cut myself because it's the only thing that feels real.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 09:58 |
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what can i say op, I'm a picker not a popper
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 10:15 |
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Yes, there's blood on my hands, mother
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 10:27 |
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H.H posted:I once put a 5-year old in the ER and he needed an operation, does that count? (I was also 5 at the time, so not as bad as it sounds) why would police detain a 5-year-old
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 12:11 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:why would police detain a 5-year-old same reason they'd detain anyone else, a planted handgun or vial of crack
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 12:12 |
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sorry I was just somehow under the impression HH was white maybe the name
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 12:16 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:why would police detain a 5-year-old actually, I was 2 when I was detained. what I failed to mention was that what might have contributed to that is that my whole family was hauled in. we were at a demonstration in the ussr and I was brought along. when I got to the station the cops didn't know what to do with me. as my parents told me, they debated about whether to process me, but later decided against it because even the soviet police wasn't THAT adherent to protocol. MiracleWhale posted:same reason they'd detain anyone else, a planted handgun or vial of crack naturally, they also did that, but only out of habit.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 12:18 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:sorry I was just somehow under the impression HH was white oh sorry i mean accusations of soliciting anonymous gay sex in airport restrooms or embezzlement
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 12:18 |
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I wash after I wipe, OP.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 12:23 |
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H.H posted:actually, I was 2 when I was detained. did your parents escape the gulag
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 12:45 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:did your parents escape the gulag that time, yes, since it was 1986. my father did spend almost a year in Siberia in the early 80s, but that was on a whole other charge.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 12:52 |
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Yer dad sounds badass does he speak in a monotone and have a heavy gaze
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 12:54 |
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No, he was quite sociable and easygoing while he was alive. needless to say, he almost never talked about that time. what I do know about it makes him a much braver man than I ever hope to be, and also makes local prisons look like summer camps.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 12:59 |
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I killed several mahdi army fighters in 2006 but I used a gun so none of their blood got on my hands or any other part of me.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 13:51 |
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I'm an American so I inherently have blood on my hands
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 13:55 |
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what's the Mahdi army? from the name i'm guessing it's Shiite.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 13:56 |
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I'm diabetic, so like, 4 to 6 times a day?
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 14:03 |
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let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor. Duhhhhr duhduhdhhhh
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 14:51 |
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H.H posted:what's the Mahdi army? from the name i'm guessing it's Shiite. It is. The Iraqi insurgency that formed in 2004 following the invasion of Iraq was composed of dozens of individual factions, but there were two that accounted for the lion's share of insurgents; Sunni fighters mostly went to AQ-Iraq (Now called ISIL), Shia mostly went to the Mahdi Army. Of course now they're fighting ISIL so we're all on the same side.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 15:00 |
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H.H posted:No, he was quite sociable and easygoing while he was alive. well this thread got surprisingly interesting
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 15:28 |
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cookie i think your tame
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 15:37 |
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Yes, literally. Nosebleed out of nowhere while driving on the autobahn. Very fun.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 15:43 |
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I have been described as a villain irl
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 15:44 |
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Only hooker blood but that doesn't count.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 15:44 |
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mobby_6kl posted:Yes, literally. you could have just said you were german
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 15:51 |
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:you could have just said you were german hes not. hes lying.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 15:55 |
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Lol. I'm not though, but they do have my ancestors' blood on their hands.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 15:56 |
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mobby_6kl posted:Lol. I'm not though, but they do have my ancestors' blood on their hands. whatever you are a lazy liar
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 15:56 |
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mobby_6kl posted:Lol. I'm not though, but they do have my ancestors' blood on their hands. stop lying
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 16:17 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:well this thread got surprisingly interesting i'll try to answer any questions you might have, if you're interested.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 16:25 |
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Yes, but it's from the process of stopping her from bleeding to death.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 16:30 |
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My nightly bloodlust is spilling over into my days. I feel lethal; on the verge of frenzied.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 17:50 |
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I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse I got blood on my dick cause I hosed a horse I'm a nasty nigga, when you pass me nigga look me in the eye Tell me to my fuckin face that you ready to die
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 17:57 |
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Did you know, fresh human blood makes for an excellent lubricant?
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:05 |
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I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM!
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:09 |
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There's blood in my hands. Should I let it out? Should I let the blood out onto my hands?
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:11 |
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FogHelmut posted:There's blood in my hands. Should I let it out? Should I let the blood out onto my hands? If you don't let your blood out for regular walks, it may become obese and unhealthy.
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